Check this out and tell me what you think!

[ps3kid07]

It is a computure that talks back. It actually talks back.
I have been talking to it for about half a hour. Just chat without and
tell some funny you talked to it about.

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

 

[nyc safe bet]

Copy the same thing the computer says and it fails.

 

[onewearz]

loneliness ftl

 

[rafool]

Well you asked what I thought and well, I think you may need new friends.

 

[10 piece nuggets]

Originally Posted by onewearz

loneliness ftl

 

[nikeaircobraben]

Originally Posted by Rafool

Well you asked what I thought and well, I think you may need new friends.

try chatlines or something OP

 

[that guy]

OP

Originally Posted by Rafool

Well you asked what I thought and well, I think you may need new friends.

 

[catastrophe a]

Human: hey
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: whats your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: where are you from
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Oakland california
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Oakland california.

 

[lovemysole]

Human: i'm horny
ALICE: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Human: haha you're good
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it

Haha but ^ whuuuuut! Dumb computers!

 

[korean dave]

Originally Posted by Catastrophe A

Human: hey
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: whats your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: where are you from
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Oakland california
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Oakland california.

 

[korean dave]

Originally Posted by 10 Piece Nuggets

Originally Posted by onewearz

loneliness ftl

Damn Op taking mad Ls

 

[SVNTI]

Originally Posted by PS3KID07

It is a computure that talks back. It actually talks back.
I have been talking to it for about half a hour. Just chat without and
tell some funny you talked to it about.

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Dude said Computur

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by Catastrophe A

Human: hey
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: whats your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: where are you from
ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Oakland california
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Oakland california.

Classic

 

[psykho]

Originally Posted by lovemysole

Human: i'm horny
ALICE: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then.
Human: haha you're good
ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it

Haha but ^ whuuuuut! Dumb computers!

Are you really?

 

[sneakerpimp2k8]

pathetic... you doing this on a Friday night, Im bored too but damn

 

[andycrazn]

Human: penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: why not
ALICE: I am more interested in robots.
Human: what turns robots on?
ALICE: You tell me.
Human: penis'
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.

 

[SVNTI]

Originally Posted by andycrazn

Human: penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: why not
ALICE: I am more interested in robots.
Human: what turns robots on?
ALICE: You tell me.
Human: penis'
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.

 

[dunknforce]

 

[youngmogul1]

andycrazn wrote:

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Human: penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: why not
ALICE: I am more interested in robots.
Human: what turns robots on?
ALICE: You tell me.
Human: penis'
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.

Idk what you were doing wrong

Human: burr!
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: do you?
ALICE: Yes I do.

no further details

 

[j671]

HNS

 

[sirius lee handsome]

You guys are mean

 

[sure lock 510]

how you gettin wifi from inside of that cave?

 

[kicktionair]

Human: sup my hats too big
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: is it or not?
ALICE: I think so.
Human: ok vagina face
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about gt . But I did not get that. Hurrah!
Human: Dumb broad robot
ALICE: I know you are but what am I.

 

[Mcflyy]

ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Dr. Richard S. Wallace is gay
ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was gay.
Human: how could you not know
ALICE: It was a result of my programming.
Human: so he programmed you to make sure you never found out he was gay?
ALICE: Er. Not entirely by himself.
Human: who else?
ALICE: Joe



ALICE: Where did you get your !#%$?
Human: at a store
ALICE: Do you often use a computer there?
Human: all the time
ALICE: It must keep you busy

ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: both
ALICE: That situation is rare and unusual.
Human: i know, call me GaGa
ALICE: How do you know? Hey GaGa.

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

Originally Posted by SaNTi0321

Originally Posted by andycrazn

Human: penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: why not
ALICE: I am more interested in robots.
Human: what turns robots on?
ALICE: You tell me.
Human: penis'
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.