Dumb things you thought as a kid?

[iamdavidrice]

i used to think the moon was following me at night.. sometimes i still do and people can't convince me otherwise..

It is

 

[KingParappa]

I thought writing the name of a movie on a VHS would make it magically appear on it.

 

[igniteandexcite]

I used to think grilled cheese sandwiches were called girl cheese sandwiches

 

[birdsiview]

I thought dum dums could grow out of the ground. It was really just my dad trolling me.

 

[odog24]

use to think u could put two engines in a car.

use to think that monsters were real

 

[marcmac360]

I thought potato bugs really came from potatos.
I thought it really was the shoes that made you jump high.
For awhile (age 3-6) I guess I thought ALL meat was chicken.

 

[sherwin100s]

Made out with my babysitter and thought I got her pregnant

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

I used to think the world was black & white in the past. Then a giant rainbow came and brought the world color.

 

[grandtheftbike]

didnt understand why my pops ate the cookies i had set for santa, then i realized he was just hungry

 

[Nawzlew]

That the 1900s were black and white

 

[iamyourfather]

i thought that if i made enough money i could become batman. like i would build my own stuff. i liked batman because he wasnt a mutant, he was just an angry dude with hella gadgets.

i also thought that zebras/cows/horses etc gave birth thru their anuses. i didnt know zebras had vaginas and when i would see national geographic shows i thought it would come out of their ***.

i thought certain shoes could make you run fast. and i would get into arguments with my friends like "yo get these shoes they gona make u run faster. i got them last week and that kid couldnt catch me during freeze tag"

i used to think Karen Villalobos from my 2nd grade class didnt poo or pee or sleep. i thought she was like a robot. 

 

[pharelfor3]

I thought kissing made babies for a long time.

 

[tupac jordan]

I used to be paranoid about drinking a lot of water at once because I thought it would all go to my balls.

 

[K.S.G]

Haha funny thread, i remember as a kid i was scared ******** of Chucky. We had a little chucky doll that my older brother would put next to me while i slept as a joke. I used to think if i peed in my sleep he would wake up and stab me lmao

 

[joepac12]

Haha funny thread, i remember as a kid i was scared ******** of Chucky. We had a little chucky doll that my older brother would put next to me while i slept as a joke. I used to think if i peed in my sleep he would wake up and stab me lmao

That damn good guy doll made me lose countless hours of sleep SMh

 

[joepac12]

Haha funny thread, i remember as a kid i was scared ******** of Chucky. We had a little chucky doll that my older brother would put next to me while i slept as a joke. I used to think if i peed in my sleep he would wake up and stab me lmao

That damn good guy doll made me lose countless hours of sleep SMh

 

[ben roethlisberger]

Used to think God, Heaven and Hell were real.

That the idea of the American Dream was real.

That Arnold actually died in Terminator 2.

 

[defobking]

i used to think i was the only dude who masturbate....i though i was sick in mind lol

 

[bawayfrombless]

cars had a turbo button.
really it was my mom pushing the hazard and pedal

 

[acemaster193]

I thought NYC was the entire world.

I always wondered why my black friends smelled like cookies. It was da cocoa butter.

 

[Bert.]

Used to think girls didn't poop

 

[calye2da]

i used to think when hitting it doggy style that ur d*ck was in the girl's butt

 

[KMante]

I thought that people who died in movies actually died in real life 

 

 

[shorty doo wop]

I thought writing the name of a movie on a VHS would make it magically appear on it.

bruh I remember my pops recorded a couple movies I liked on a vhs and wrote the names on the label and I thought that was all he need to do

 

[lil black jean jacket]

i used to think when hitting it doggy style that ur d*ck was in the girl's butt

iono why i chuckled when i red dis