Ja Rule's finesse of the Century - Fyre Festival

[Based Jesus]

McFarland was interested in putting on a music event of some sort and decided to find the representative of Ja Rule, one of his favorite artists. His first stop was Instagram, where he found a guy going by "Reggie Muscles" who claimed to be the rapper's representative. Reggie Muscles requested $500 for a meeting with Ja Rule.

Instead of the rapper, Muscles passed McFarland to "Big Fred," who made the same request. This repeated several times, McFarland said, until he finally found himself on a helicopter with Ja Rule after spending thousands to finally get to him. It was here, he said, that he learned Ja Rule had no idea McFarland had been trying to book him.

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill...ience-for-the-failure-of-fyre-festival-2017-4

No wonder the festival was a flop, dude spent the entire budget just to get a meeting with Ja Rule

 

[RustyShackleford]

Dude was Venmoing random dudes in hopes of meeting Ja

 

[EddieDoyers]

Founder of the scam festival

 

[whywesteppin]

Founder of the scam festival

Elizabeth Holmes is jealous.

 

[cragmatic]

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Where's Kendall to give these folks a Pepsi

Man, the attitude of those people. They probably deserved it tbh. As much money as they may have from mommy and daddy, they were still dumb enough to fall for that festival with that bum line up that didn't check out at all.

Why wouldn't you just do VIP at Coachella?

They definitely targeted the right people for this.

 

[illphillip]

I heard the Fyre Festival got representatives available to discuss potential refunds.....

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

For the deaf customers who might want their money back

 

The last motion is how you sign "habitual line stepper".

 

[Deleted member 107398]

Nah.

I'm out yo

























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[onewearz]

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[KingdomFlatbush]

McFarland was interested in putting on a music event of some sort and decided to find the representative of Ja Rule, one of his favorite artists. His first stop was Instagram, where he found a guy going by "Reggie Muscles" who claimed to be the rapper's representative. Reggie Muscles requested $500 for a meeting with Ja Rule.

Instead of the rapper, Muscles passed McFarland to "Big Fred," who made the same request. This repeated several times, McFarland said, until he finally found himself on a helicopter with Ja Rule after spending thousands to finally get to him. It was here, he said, that he learned Ja Rule had no idea McFarland had been trying to book him.

http://www.businessinsider.com/bill...ience-for-the-failure-of-fyre-festival-2017-4

The hilarity just keeps rolling in!

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

The footage has surfaced!!

Nobody blamin' 50 for trying to body this fool years ago now.

Thread of the year contender

 

[Bosa]

 

[cosmiccoffee9]

Does somebody deserve to go to jail for this?

the fact that this is a legitimate question.

For the deaf customers who might want their money back

 

yeah, Ja's debacle can't top this. not like this was his first gig. do you realize how many ****** up *** official state communications this man was probably responsible for during his tenure as a total fraud?

he likely duped multiple governments before he got too high on the Internet radar, that way overshoots ruining the weekends of a few 'Gramcrackers.

OMG ITS REAL [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji]

oh no. oh nonononono. I forgot about their whole eternal dance, this is gonna get entirely foolish.


yaknow, knowing the content of this video as described triggers that thing in me where I can't watch ubercringe situations on TV.

I feel so sorry for the characters I gotta flip channels real quick. can't even watch this yet.




EDIT: this is really the highest class of humiliation possible for a celebrity, isn't it?

think about it...you get in trouble with the law, with your creditors, with your agency/handlers/league, you're probably good. hell, people might like you more depending on the factors involved.

but you **** up a party and people won't forget.

this man probably can't sell Talenti gelato in Hell now. his name is thoroughly besmirched beyond salvation.

short of making and starring in a classic parody film about the disaster, I really see no recovery for him. that's kinda sad...but then, that's why we inspect the things we endorse, kids.

 

[doublemesh96]

not the toast

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They got video of the toast

Came back in here just to cry again

 

[2oh6ridah]

I seriously thought Ja was gonna scream out "Its Murdaaaaa!" after that toast and speech.

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

Ja's pompous gesturing during the toast makes it almost unwatchable

 

[hoosier bad boy 11]

Ja's pompous gesturing during the toast makes it almost unwatchable

It was cringe worthy for me.

 

[dmbrhs]

This whole situation is my favorite thing that has ever happened. If it were anyone but Ja, it wouldn't be quite as funny.

 

[EddieDoyers]

50 cent the GOAT too
He's not even dissing Ja like that anymore and Ja still racking up more Ls than the Cleveland Browns

Straight up sonned him to past irrelevance

 

[doublemesh96]

Ja rule toasting like Mr. Black with Jimbo and Kearney

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[definition of dopeness]

Venni Vetti Vecci.

[emoji]128483[/emoji][emoji]128483[/emoji][emoji]128483[/emoji]all we need is a stage God.

 

[onewearz]

I'm just getting baked reading these tweets with wifey and we are in tears


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could do this all night ...

 

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Chappelles show clip will never not be funny [emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[Sir San Diego]

Dude was really playing it up for those folks. [emoji]127997[/emoji]‍

That was the adult version of the shmoney dance in the corporate office.

 

[boywonder]

I'm howling right now!!!!! This is vintage NT. Might be contender for thread of the year

 

[ksteezy]

OH HELLLLLLL NAAAWWWW