Ja Rule's finesse of the Century - Fyre Festival


its real?????

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ain't no defending Ja now
 
For the deaf customers who might want their money back

 
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Completely forgot about that fake sign language dude throwing up random gang signs during the entire speech :rofl:


I forgot all about this :rofl:




I would have never though Ja actually saod that in a toast, but they got him on video. Everyone at that table knew what was gonna happen with this festival and needed him on camera for the proof
 
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All he can do is make fun of himself at this point...he might actually make money off this mess
 
Read between the lines. This is some true culture vulture ****

These fools knew this "festival" was doomed (or potentially doomed)

Just find some idiot rapper, get him to cosign and throw his name and money into the mix, plaster his face all over it, make him feel like it's "his". Lots of huff and puff and ambition and rockstar talk and no actual competence or organizational structure or operational leadership

If **** goes right, you charge thousands for tix and generate significant income and cred for yourself. You can do it again next time, but bigger and better. You can even find some other idiot rapper who's actually relevant and has more money to prop up as your dummy king. You now have a market for rich white kids who got money to blow on this type of ****, and for regular people who will go broke in order to get a taste.

If **** goes wrong, go ghost and let the rapper make a fool of himself online talmbout how it's "NOT MY FAULT",  because you knew damn well he had no true logistical involvement in the festival--nor did he possess the competence with which to understand that some major oversight would be required for something like this. He's 40 years old making high school party toasts. Have him hang out on a yacht so he thinks he's doing it.

We ******* like pornstars tho. Let's just do it and be legends b. Critical thinking is for birds.

We need to take ownership of ourselves man. These vapid white boys should not be helming massive luxury hip-hop festivals. They should not be hooking strings into our backs and letting us dance around like *** holes.

The lulz are real tho
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. But we gotta do better.
 
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folks probably thought they were going to be running around the beach like this...

 
This MacFarland guy actually went out of his way to find Ja and get him involved because Ja was one of his "favorite" artists???
This just sounds fishy to me. No way Ja comes to the list of peoples favorite artists these days let alone someone you'd want to come aboard a project like this. He hasn't been around in years. On top of that MacFarland kept paying money to meet with him???
Wouldn't this be hilarious if 50 was behind all this as a way to bury Ja once and for all.
 
LMAO! That Ja toast has to be scripted, it's so cliche, like straight out of a movie before everything goes horribly wrong
 
This MacFarland guy actually went out of his way to find Ja and get him involved because Ja was one of his "favorite" artists???
This just sounds fishy to me. No way Ja comes to the list of peoples favorite artists these days let alone someone you'd want to come aboard a project like this. He hasn't been around in years. On top of that MacFarland kept paying money to meet with him???
Wouldn't this be hilarious if 50 was behind all this as a way to bury Ja once and for all.

Lets not act like Ja wasn't one of the biggest and most popular rapper before 50 showed up.

Hell thos white dude would the be the exact person he helped Ja become a pop star on the early 2000s.
 
Lets not act like Ja wasn't one of the biggest and most popular rapper before 50 showed up.

Hell thos white dude would the be the exact person he helped Ja become a pop star on the early 2000s.

Not saying he wasn't. It's been so long since he was that it's hard to believe someone would still consider him one of their favorite artists. I do agree tho that these trust fund babies are the exact same people that catapulted Ja to fame back in the early 00s
 
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