My most embarrassing and frustrating sexual experience W/ CLIFFNOTES

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For some background info:
- As some of y'all know, I'm 22 and my girl is 21. We've been in long distance relationship for all of our 2+ years. We're both virgins (andsome of y'all think she isn't). For the past year+, I've been asking her every 3 months that I see her to make love, and I've gotten declinedeverytime. Last March, she told me she misses the days where I didn't ask, so since MARCH, I've only talked about it once, where I did get declinedback in May. Sometime then, she said, "we will this year".

*scroll down for cliffnotes
**I wrote part of this in Mid August while my girl was in the shower a day after the event, and I didn't finish it, until now.

So my girl flew to my state last week [mid August again], and yesterday we drove 4 hours to another state to a theme park and stayed at a hotel overnight. After our theme park in the middle of the day, we checked in our hotel. It was the nicest hotel I've stayed at, room-wise, like a suite. After touringour room, she went to take a shower, and I was immediately saddened at the fact she won't allow us to take a shower together, and we don't even do"it" yet and we have this amazing room. She saw I was sad and asked me why I looked sad, while I lie curled on this sofa, right before she went totake her shower, and I told her because I want to take a shower with her (or that we didn't do it yet I can't remember which one), and she told meit's ok and went to take her shower. After hers, I took mine. I then went to lie down to relax before we went downtown to check the nightlife, and shelied next to me after getting ready, and went down on me. After she was done (no i've never "finished" she won't do it that much), I keptsaying "give it to me", and then she whispered "you give it to me". Then she said something like "go to the store and buy some". I was thinking in my head, "is she telling me to get some condoms?" Then I remembered she told me to bring the ipod stereo and I put 2&2together in that she was finally ready, but I didn't want to get excited because I've been turned down too many times.

After the night went on, we ate dinner, went out to some places downtown, and then on the way home, I said let's stop by the store. She said "forwhat huh" followed by a smile. I was like "you know what", and she said "I don't want to buy it with you - i'll stay in thecar". Then I was pretty sure she was ready at that point. First stop, grocery store.

She came in with me at first since I made her. I was nervous, excited, shocked… overwhelmed to say the least, and I still wasn't 100%. We tried tofind the condoms, only to see it was locked. She then found the lube section, and picked out some. She then left the store b herself to go wait in the car,and we decided to get the condoms from a gas station. After buying the lube, stopped at a gas station, picked up the condoms, and went on our way to thehotel.

Once we got to our suite-like hotelroom, all the emotions I felt prior to walking in the grocery went off the charts. She got lotion and went to therestroom to lotion up I guess, and told me to "get ready" or something like that, and to clean the room as it was when we first got it. I cleaned,got out the lube and condoms, and then she came out of the bathroom with a tank top and some short shorts thing.

We turned off most of the lights except one by this desk so it was decently dark, then the playing began. After I took off her clothes, except for herpanty, then she took off mine. She went down on me, and then while she did, I was opening the condom.

After I put it on, she kept telling me to put more lube on it, and so then she FINALLY took of her panty when I went on top. She said "you don'tknow how (or where) to do it".. and after trying for a little bit, she was right… I didn't know where it goes. About a minute passed when I tried,and of course, I wasn't erect any longer.

I had 6 condoms, so now I have 5. The 2[sup]nd[/sup] one, I tried right after she went down, and then I put it on backwards, so she said put a new one. Condom 3 was on, and it was repeat of the last scenario. After the 3[sup]rd[/sup], she took a mirror and went to the bathroom to check exactly where it goes. She thought there are two holes, one to pee and one to make love, so she thought once or twice I was going to put it in the pee hole. Well I was sure youcan't even see that hole but oh well. So, she came back out after half the condoms were used up, and we tried again, but this time with her on top.

Attempt 4 and 5 were repeats - I couldn't keep it up for any longer than a minute each time. I guess I was just overwhelmed, and I wasn't feelinit. She said to save the last one and that we could try in a couple hours. I told her since we're just wasting condoms, lets try without one first then Icould put one on after we know what we're dong. So we tried, and there was one point where put it in partly, but she said ow and I don't thinkanything happened.

We slept, woke up in like 3 hours, and then at 4am, we tried again. I put it partly in, and then she said it hurt, and same thing happened yet again. Wokeup an hour or so before checkout, and she told me to buy more condoms. We tried once, and same thing again. After a wasted condom, we tried again without one,and this time I put it was in for a little bit, and nothing happened. Since it was our only night until we both flew back to her home state with her roommatesfor a week (as well as her getting her period)… it was the last time we really tried.

I took the most Ls that night, but I wasn't as mad at myself as I thought, because I was happy she was finally ready, but I was really overwhelmed shewas actually ready. We'll try again the next time we see eachother and I'll be ready since I'm not overwhelmed any longer.

CLIFFNOTES:

- Went on Vacation in August with my girl in a nice hotel

- She gave me clues that she was ready, to go buy "some" and for me to "give it to her"

- Went out for a fun night and bought some condoms and lube

- Used up all 6 condoms

- Couldn't find where to put it most of the time, it hurt when i partly put it in, and I couldn't keep it up longer than a minute to fully makelove

- So it really didn't happen

- It was our only time we could have tried, because she got her period after and then i had to go back home for school.
 
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Not a good idea to post this here.
 
wow, are you guys 15? She thought you were going to put it in her urethra? Seriously? If you guys are that young you shouldn't be having sex.
 
Originally Posted by NikeTalker23

wow, are you guys 15? She thought you were going to put it in her urethra? Seriously? If you guys are that young you shouldn't be having sex.
You shouldn't be posting if you can't read the first sentence of a post
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Doing it over and over and stopping when she says "ow" isn't going to get anything accomplished. Go slow.
 
Son just commited e-suicide

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My lord that is pathetic. You need the whole alphabet after that my man, you and your girl. A regular L won't even suffice.
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SHE didn't know which hole?
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but honestly man
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I feel so bad for you right now
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Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Originally Posted by NikeTalker23

wow, are you guys 15? She thought you were going to put it in her urethra? Seriously? If you guys are that young you shouldn't be having sex.
You shouldn't be posting if you can't read the first sentence of a post
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You shouldn't be posting if you have 5400 posts in 7 months
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being Asian



somethin told me as i was readin that whole fiasco of a story that yall was asian.
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but im not a hater and to tell you the truth i feel bad for you OP. like real bad my *#@*+. this is prolie wut he did.
 
its all good fam. at least your most likely going to lose it with the one you care for.

losing it to a person you talked to for only 30 minutes ftmfl.
 
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