Niketalk Whats The Infamous Smush Parker Story??

[JLD1523]

every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...

 

[l8bloomer11]

thats just awful, if it was anyone else other than smush and his smushcalade and tats it wouldnt be as funny.  Feel super bad for that dude.  Especially the way it ended with the nba games and all, thats just salt in the wound

 

[jpzx]

Never read the Harlem Shake Story before. Classic.

 

[mark madsen]

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Originally Posted by DatZNasty

Originally Posted by hella handsome

Saw the same pic on Google and thought about it, but I'm firing a lot of bad jokes tonight already and didn't want to continue to risk my fg% continuing to plummet. Smush is on Myspace 24/7, somebody should just msg him and ask him about it

its cool fam, keep that percentage up for those post season stats. 

 

[mark madsen]

Originally Posted by rayray3thousand

AWESOME story.... quick pic of the girl would be hilarious though (just to put the story in perspective... no e-perving)

no pics from this thread either.

 

[es el]

 

[jplikejayz]

 

[Shanegerous]

LMAO ive never heard this...

 

[genegreenrko]

Well damn lol

 

[TheGift23]

 i was about to just start beating her, but instead i jumped out my window and started running down the street lol...

 

[knockoutned]

Pics of his GF?  

Yeah I'm thirsty.  

 

 

[sevit86]

Originally Posted by SneakerHeathen

Originally Posted by GG0tti

shoot i might as well tell the whole story now:

so basically one day i told her i was going to go stay at my moms place, cause ever since i moved out, i hadnt really been home to visit... so im going about my business and my girl calls me, like babe guess who i met today at work? im like, "who?" shes like smush parker, i then continued to clown like hes unemployed, blah,blah, that hes a bum basically... then shes like no hes nice he gave me his auto and phone number, but i didnt accept it, so im like thats nice and continue on with my day...

so i didnt call her n e more becasue i was busy, and she didnt call me again, so around 1 am that night, i was making a anniversary gift for her, i kno SMH @ me.. and i needed something from the apt, so i figured ill go pick it up and get some quick sex..

soooooooooo..... i drive up to the apartment, pull into the parking garage, and parked in my spot is a frickin escalade, custom escalade, we all know what its called.. so i sit in my car and i put my head down on the steering wheel, like i already know...

so i walk up to the door and open it, our bedroom is right next to the entrance of the front door, i hear some sum noises going on in the bedroom, i swing open the door, and smush is smashing my girl, his tats exposed, she sees me, pushes him off, get under the cover and is like,"what are you doing here?"

im like, i live here.... and smush is sitting there like.. ok, this is awkward, and shes like its not what it looks like babe, i just turn around and walk out the door.. so i get outside, and im sittin on the steps and i call my closest homeboy who was in ATL at the time, hes like, "take a bat to the smushcalade.." im like nah, so i just go home... shes texting me the whole night saying stuff like i was lookin at his tats and it was nothing, and so on.....

so like 2 days later, she has him call me and say nothing happened and even tried to invite me to a partyat kwames house... im like, man its ok if you didnt know but i dont want her no more, you can have her... and that was basically it... im tellign you all this is true lol... who and why would anyone make this up lol....

EDIT: it was hard for a couple months, the story spread amongst the people i knew, every time i would play someone in any nba game, they made sure to use the lakers, casue he was kind of still on their roster and only play with him to clown on me...

Dude got the whole thing copied and saved on word or something

.

 

[bigsupa]

i remember smush from NEWTOWN HS in Queens...

lolololololol

not his fault girl was creepin...and NTer did the right thing by leaving cuz i woulda caught a case on that breezy

 

[sangalang]

how old is this story?

i odn't know how i missed it whenever it happened... but it's hilarious

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

  the person who got smushed, is one of my good friends.   i get a kick out of bringing it up to him from time to time.

 

[richyung412]

This is why i love niketalk lol

 

[mackmittenzz]

Originally Posted by smoke ya later

the greatest story ever on NT..maybe

Harlem shake story, and bens girl

 

[richyung412]

http://photobucket.com/images/smush parker


Like rick fox said in he got game BK is in the house!!!!!!!! LMAO
http://photobucket.com/images/smush parker

He was probably like this

http://photobucket.com/images/smush parker


Then u came in like this

http://photobucket.com/images/shaking my head



By the way any chance we can get a pic of your ex??????? I wanna see what yall was working with

 

[baltimore]

I bet he ate her after smush was done

 

[sreggie101]

dude got over it in 2 months? strong dude ( || ) it wouldve taken me longer

 

[pdouly33]

The Harlem Shake Story - I refer to myself as Dance Armstrong when I'm drunk dancing

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

thats crazy man... didn't read it until just now...

damn.

 

[coryturner]

real talk its not funny when it happen to you.......last month me and my baby momma got back together so one day i wanna take her and my baby out so I call her and she didnt answer so i called her 10 more times and she still didnt answer so I went to her crib and her car was parked outside her house and it was another car a 1988 cutlass on 22 inch blocks so I knock on the door and no one came to the door but she left the door open so I just walked in so when i walk upstairs I hear a dude moaning so I open the door and i see my baby momma sucking dude up they both butt naked so i drop to my knees in shock and then he nutted on my baby momma face while im sitting right there and then he told me my kids on your baby momma face and they look better then your son so me and him started fighting and after i beat his #+% he got his gun so i dipped

 

[kanyebreast]

Originally Posted by coryturner

real talk its not funny when it happen to you.......last month me and my baby momma got back together so one day i wanna take her and my baby out so I call her and she didnt answer so i called her 10 more times and she still didnt answer so I went to her crib and car parked out and it was another car a 1988 cutlass on 22 inch blocks so I knock on the door and no one come to the door but she left the door open so I just walked in when i walk upstairs I hear i dude moaning so I open the door and i see my baby momma sucking dude up they both butt naked so i drop to my knees in shock and then he nutted on my baby momma face while im sitting right there and then he told me my kids on your baby momma face and they look better then your son so me and him started fight and after i beat his %@+ he got his gun so i dipped

 

[primetime21]

Originally Posted by coryturner

real talk its not funny when it happen to you.......last month me and my baby momma got back together so one day i wanna take her and my baby out so I call her and she didnt answer so i called her 10 more times and she still didnt answer so I went to her crib and car parked out and it was another car a 1988 cutlass on 22 inch blocks so I knock on the door and no one come to the door but she left the door open so I just walked in when i walk upstairs I hear i dude moaning so I open the door and i see my baby momma sucking dude up they both butt naked so i drop to my knees in shock and then he nutted on my baby momma face while im sitting right there and then he told me my kids on your baby momma face and they look better then your son so me and him started fight and after i beat his %@+ he got his gun so i dipped

damn