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Niketalk Whats The Infamous Smush Parker Story??
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therrrrrre it is
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OP, why didn't you just ask your ex-teammate?
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A Classic
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Damn that sucks..
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As funny as it is, I feel terrible for dude...I'd hate to have anything like that happen to me
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A classic NT tale
somebody needs to compile them all into a book.
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add The Harlem Shake Story to the book. Credit: GueveraGhost
My parents went away last week for their 20th wedding anniversary and left me home alone. So ive been talking to the german exchange chick in my Bio class for most of the semester and this week was perfect to make my move since i got an empty house. I told her i was gonna show her a "piece of Germany".
So yesterday i grabbed the keys to my moms Benz wagon, had some stoner dude pick me up a 6 pack of Becks, and i thought we could finish the night off with a sausage tasting
Long story short, we're in the car, the Becks is kicking in with her (i didnt drink and drive) and she says its cool to go back to my pad. In the back of my head i start flipping out. Then when i go to make a uturn i forget that i have it in freaking reverse. I backed up into a telephone pole!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! nooooooo!! Sea blocked by a pole, pole blocked! I got a MEAN dent it the back and im flipping out and it kills the mood. I was in a get in those ribs mood and she was in a take me home mood.
So i take it over to this oily machanic dude i know to get an estimate today. He tells me $950 BUCKS!! Im like Allah, jesus, whoever, please just kill me. So i go to my boys house and everybody thinks its FUNNY! This girl Casey was there who is like the head of all the dances and all that says she might have an idea to help me out.
She said that our school dance team was sponsoring a HARLEM SHAKE contest on monday and the GRAND PRIZE IS $1000! At first i was like yessssssss but then i remembered i didnt know how to Harlem Shake.
Im determined to get this done whatever it takes but the compitition is supposed to be steep. Like 100 kids signed up and they're bussing in actual Harlem residents to judge the contest. I need some soul quick! If i win i can get the car fixed and cleaned up before the parental units get home next thursday.
Any tips? anything? videos? i just spent an hour watching this girls copy of Darrens Dance Grooves and my head is spinning. Im practicing in the mirror but it just looks like im drowning. My arms are just flapping all over the place and i almost dislocated my shoulder. broke. My parents left me money to eat and stuff but thats just about to run out. I spent most of it on a couple pairs of Dunks the day they left now all i can afford is like a slice of pizza a day.
Now i hear that "Pete The Pop Lockin Playa" and his friend "Hustlin Hank" (yes, thats what they call themselves) were trying to get their hands on the German chick. Tonight!GOD does my life SUCK. Shes a sweet girl and very impressionable. Now these dancer kids who run the school are probably gonna foul her before i get my shot
my shoulders are killing meThis kid DJ Tanner is gonna be on the wheels of steel for the competition. Im cool with him, he wished me luck when i saw him today. He said he's been saving some of his dopes beats and freshest grooves especially for tomorrow. I wanna be ready for whatever he puts on.
I can feel the funk in the blood. If dancing was a house, Poppin' Pete would be evictedSo I get to school this morning all braided up and there’s a huge buzz about the contest tonight. People I don’t even know heard about my story started wishing me luck in the hallway. So I’m in the library during my 3rd period study hall and one of Poppin Pete’s henchmen “Funky Brewster
My parents went away last week for their 20th wedding anniversary and left me home alone. So ive been talking to the german exchange chick in my Bio class for most of the semester and this week was perfect to make my move since i got an empty house. I told her i was gonna show her a "piece of Germany".
So yesterday i grabbed the keys to my moms Benz wagon, had some stoner dude pick me up a 6 pack of Becks, and i thought we could finish the night off with a sausage tasting
Long story short, we're in the car, the Becks is kicking in with her (i didnt drink and drive) and she says its cool to go back to my pad. In the back of my head i start flipping out. Then when i go to make a uturn i forget that i have it in freaking reverse. I backed up into a telephone pole!!! arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! nooooooo!! Sea blocked by a pole, pole blocked! I got a MEAN dent it the back and im flipping out and it kills the mood. I was in a get in those ribs mood and she was in a take me home mood.
So i take it over to this oily machanic dude i know to get an estimate today. He tells me $950 BUCKS!! Im like Allah, jesus, whoever, please just kill me. So i go to my boys house and everybody thinks its FUNNY! This girl Casey was there who is like the head of all the dances and all that says she might have an idea to help me out.
She said that our school dance team was sponsoring a HARLEM SHAKE contest on monday and the GRAND PRIZE IS $1000! At first i was like yessssssss but then i remembered i didnt know how to Harlem Shake.
Im determined to get this done whatever it takes but the compitition is supposed to be steep. Like 100 kids signed up and they're bussing in actual Harlem residents to judge the contest. I need some soul quick! If i win i can get the car fixed and cleaned up before the parental units get home next thursday.
Any tips? anything? videos? i just spent an hour watching this girls copy of Darrens Dance Grooves and my head is spinning. Im practicing in the mirror but it just looks like im drowning. My arms are just flapping all over the place and i almost dislocated my shoulder. broke. My parents left me money to eat and stuff but thats just about to run out. I spent most of it on a couple pairs of Dunks the day they left now all i can afford is like a slice of pizza a day.
Now i hear that "Pete The Pop Lockin Playa" and his friend "Hustlin Hank" (yes, thats what they call themselves) were trying to get their hands on the German chick. Tonight!GOD does my life SUCK. Shes a sweet girl and very impressionable. Now these dancer kids who run the school are probably gonna foul her before i get my shot
my shoulders are killing meThis kid DJ Tanner is gonna be on the wheels of steel for the competition. Im cool with him, he wished me luck when i saw him today. He said he's been saving some of his dopes beats and freshest grooves especially for tomorrow. I wanna be ready for whatever he puts on.
I can feel the funk in the blood. If dancing was a house, Poppin' Pete would be evictedSo I get to school this morning all braided up and there’s a huge buzz about the contest tonight. People I don’t even know heard about my story started wishing me luck in the hallway. So I’m in the library during my 3rd period study hall and one of Poppin Pete’s henchmen “Funky Brewster
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I remember pm'ing the dude whos girl smush parker smushed askin for pics of her. He never got back to me. Anyone got pics of her? I really wanna see who smush smushed.
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oh wow i remember this
still has me
still has me
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The Harlem Shake story is a classic
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Originally Posted by AJChick23
A classic NT talesomebody needs to compile them all into a book.
how u gonna bust balls over cats cheating and "dirty $$$ broads"
yet you over here laughin.
that story wasnt funny to me, cause i got homies doin life bids walkin into the house with a dude ontop of his broad.
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Originally Posted by ChampionEdition
Originally Posted by AJChick23
A classic NT talesomebody needs to compile them all into a book.
how u gonna bust balls over cats cheating and "dirty $$$ broads"
yet you over here laughin.
that story wasnt funny to me, cause i got homies doin life bids walkin into the house with a dude ontop of his broad.
Im not gonna lie i laughed at the story too. But i do feel bad for dude as well. Gotta give props for dude keeping his cool and just dipping out. I know if it would been me i would beat somebody to a pulp and burn them alive if i caught them with my girl.
On another note...all i can say is WOW at that harlem shake story. Seriously the highlight of my day.
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Originally Posted by ChampionEdition
Originally Posted by AJChick23
A classic NT talesomebody needs to compile them all into a book.
how u gonna bust balls over cats cheating and "dirty $$$ broads"
yet you over here laughin.
that story wasnt funny to me, cause i got homies doin life bids walkin into the house with a dude ontop of his broad idiot friends who hindered my mental development.
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Originally Posted by ChampionEdition
Originally Posted by AJChick23
A classic NT talesomebody needs to compile them all into a book.
how u gonna bust balls over cats cheating and "dirty $$$ broads"
yet you over here laughin.
that story wasnt funny to me, cause i got homies doin life bids walkin into the house with a dude ontop of his broad.
cool story bro. take a seat
putting in work
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I didn't laugh at the story and I feel mad bad for the dude.
Damn I don't know how he held his cool I would have been tight.
Damn I don't know how he held his cool I would have been tight.
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wheres the og pic?
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the smushcalade
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The Harlem Shake story is still my favorite story to come from NT thus far.
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I'm not following what you're saying or why you're mad at me Reginald.Originally Posted by ChampionEdition
Originally Posted by AJChick23
A classic NT talesomebody needs to compile them all into a book.
how u gonna bust balls over cats cheating and "dirty $$$ broads"
yet you over here laughin.
that story wasnt funny to me, cause i got homies doin life bids walkin into the house with a dude ontop of his broad.
How you gonna come at me for laughing at the story as if NT is serious about anything first, and second like I'm the only one who laughed.
Getting cheated on is no laughing matter, I was laughing at the fact that she actually tried to say she was looking at his tats..like they weren't caught red handed.
Why am I even explaining myself to you though
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I met Smush last summer. Should've asked him if the story was true.
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