NT, Share your MILF/Cougar experiences

Around three years ago my family threw me a b-day party at the house, nothing wild just family. My girl cousin(who's like my sister) hit me up asking if she could bring her best friend ( had a kid after highschoo, she is 2 years older than me)and her bestfriend's boy friend. I had a girl at the type so I wasn't looking at her like that so I said yeah they can come through. So later on when they camethrough I could feel this vibe between us (but her bf was there so was my gf) her boyfriend started to feel it cause I was clowning my cousin and her (justhaving fun). He said something under his breath so the chick was like ok I guess we should leave now.

So a couple days after I hit her up on the myspace saying I wasn'tbeing serious when I was clowin, she replied saying she knew we were joking and that we needed to kick it some time. I didn't think much of it… I thoughtshe was just being nice. So on Cinco de Mayo my boy and I were trying to go out and had no ladies on deck. So as a last resort I hit up my girl cousin to seewhat her and her home girls were doing for Cinco de Mayo, she told me that she would hit up later and let me know. So later on that day she told me that herhome girl was going to drive 3 hours to go visit her man cause he was throwing a huge party, so my boy and I were like year were down to roll. But we get aphone call five minutes later from my cousin saying that home chicks BF was saying my boy can't come to his house because he didn't know him. So I toldher I wasn't going to leave my boy and told her to go with out me. But 10 minutes later I get the phone call talking about how she and home girl wanted tostill kick it with us.

My boy and I took a couple of shots then they came and scooped us up around 9. We went to have dinner, whileat dinner they were getting drinks (this whole time home chick and I where making eye contact and flirting) (my boy and I where under 21 so we couldn'tdrink) so I became the designator driver. But then they were like were to drunk to go home can we crash at your spot? Iwas like yeah it's good. So we get back to the crib and all head to my basement to chill. Home chicks man calls her and was like what are you doing and shetold him she was chillin with me and my boy, dude started to trip telling her to get a cab home and he would pay for it, but she hung up on him and turned hercell phone off. I was like hmm I think something might pop off tonight. So we started to chill and listen music… out of no where she asks for that back rub andI gave her one so time went on and around 2 am my cousin and my boy went to sleep (there is one room with a bed in my basement so I gave it to my cousin andtold my boy to crash on the sofa), home girl said she was down to sleep on some blankets on the floor with me. she asked my if I had any t-shirts she couldsleep in. my room was all the way upstairs so I took that polo rugby off my back and gave it to her. She took her shirt off in front of me to change and thebody was
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. Long story short I got dome that night and smashed a coupleweeks later.

Cliffnotes

- I had a party

- My cousin and her home girl came through

- After the party her home girl wanted to kick it with me

- A couple weeks later on Cinco de Mayo we all kicked it

- We all went back to my crib

- Her home girl and I got it popping

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Chick in the middle...
 
34.....met her last year while i was installing cable in her apartment on a thursday.....first time i went back over to her apartment to"chill"....not even a date......we got it in on Sunday!!!....we still good friends and cut buddies till this day! she was the reason for my firstthreesome with her co-worker homegirl....
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Originally Posted by blackmagnus514

i just need head from one.

For real brother, that is one of the best feelings in the world. When I was 26, I got head from a 33 year old cougar that looked like Paula Abdul. It trulywas something I'll never forget .When you getting that boss, you just thinking to yourself. "How is this lady older than me, and she topping meoff?" I swear it feels like you have so much power getting head from an older lady. If I can describe it, it feels like you're Zeus, and all the starsare aligned to you. It feels naughty in a way because it's so wrong , yet it's sooooooo right.
 
Originally Posted by MOEree5e



34.....met her last year while i was installing cable in her apartment on a thursday.....first time i went back over to her apartment to "chill"....not even a date......we got it in on Sunday!!!....we still good friends and cut buddies till this day! she was the reason for my first threesome with her co-worker homegirl....
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MOAR OR FAIL.
 
Originally Posted by MOEree5e



34.....met her last year while i was installing cable in her apartment on a thursday.....first time i went back over to her apartment to "chill"....not even a date......we got it in on Sunday!!!....we still good friends and cut buddies till this day! she was the reason for my first threesome with her co-worker homegirl....
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Originally Posted by dakid23


Around three years ago my family threw me a b-day party at the house, nothing wild just family. My girl cousin (who's like my sister) hit me up asking if she could bring her best friend ( had a kid after highschoo, she is 2 years older than me)and her best friend's boy friend. I had a girl at the type so I wasn't looking at her like that so I said yeah they can come through. So later on when they came through I could feel this vibe between us (but her bf was there so was my gf) her boyfriend started to feel it cause I was clowning my cousin and her (just having fun). He said something under his breath so the chick was like ok I guess we should leave now.

So a couple days after I hit her up on the myspace saying I wasn't being serious when I was clowin, she replied saying she knew we were joking and that we needed to kick it some time. I didn't think much of it… I thought she was just being nice. So on Cinco de Mayo my boy and I were trying to go out and had no ladies on deck. So as a last resort I hit up my girl cousin to see what her and her home girls were doing for Cinco de Mayo, she told me that she would hit up later and let me know. So later on that day she told me that her home girl was going to drive 3 hours to go visit her man cause he was throwing a huge party, so my boy and I were like year were down to roll. But we get a phone call five minutes later from my cousin saying that home chicks BF was saying my boy can't come to his house because he didn't know him. So I told her I wasn't going to leave my boy and told her to go with out me. But 10 minutes later I get the phone call talking about how she and home girl wanted to still kick it with us.

My boy and I took a couple of shots then they came and scooped us up around 9. We went to have dinner, while at dinner they were getting drinks (this whole time home chick and I where making eye contact and flirting) (my boy and I where under 21 so we couldn't drink) so I became the designator driver. But then they were like were to drunk to go home can we crash at your spot? I was like yeah it's good. So we get back to the crib and all head to my basement to chill. Home chicks man calls her and was like what are you doing and she told him she was chillin with me and my boy, dude started to trip telling her to get a cab home and he would pay for it, but she hung up on him and turned her cell phone off. I was like hmm I think something might pop off tonight. So we started to chill and listen music… out of no where she asks for that back rub and I gave her one so time went on and around 2 am my cousin and my boy went to sleep (there is one room with a bed in my basement so I gave it to my cousin and told my boy to crash on the sofa), home girl said she was down to sleep on some blankets on the floor with me. she asked my if I had any t-shirts she could sleep in. my room was all the way upstairs so I took that polo rugby off my back and gave it to her. She took her shirt off in front of me to change and the body was
pimp.gif
. Long story short I got dome that night and smashed a couple weeks later.

Cliffnotes

- I had a party

- My cousin and her home girl came through

- After the party her home girl wanted to kick it with me

- A couple weeks later on Cinco de Mayo we all kicked it

- We all went back to my crib

- Her home girl and I got it popping

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Chick in the middle...

did your boy smash your cousin, cuz i'd be
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if i was you
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Originally Posted by FromThaTown

Let me tell you about these cougars, and milf. You as a single young strong male will benefit because a lot of these older women are messed up in the head. They might have their money or careers right, but they are lost in the game of love. Think about it, they can give up the yussy to men their own age, but they choose to live vicariously through you. I've had plenty of experiences with milfs and cougars. I say I got lucky plenty of times by just being at the right spot like bars, or casinos. If you're young in your early 20's, tell the cougar, you've never been with a lady that is older. Tell her, it's been your fantasy, and ask her if she's been with a younger man? If she hasn't then you move forward by telling you you wanna be her first, yadayadayada. If an older woman you are talking to, says she like younger men, then you already in . Older women love to be your first, they want to be ingrained into your memories. After you've been with an older lady, then you go about it in a different way, when you meet more cougars or milf. No need to lie, just tell them you got experience. Be careful though, cause that can hurt you, because no women wants to be another notch under your belt.


This man speaks the truth!
 
Originally Posted by Cronicmolemolereturns

Originally Posted by MOEree5e



34.....met her last year while i was installing cable in her apartment on a thursday.....first time i went back over to her apartment to "chill"....not even a date......we got it in on Sunday!!!....we still good friends and cut buddies till this day! she was the reason for my first threesome with her co-worker homegirl....
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she bad
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my milf experience:

august 2007 to november 2007

age: 19-20 (turned 20 on sept
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employment: glory day's bar & grill in winchester, va
MILF age: 40

DISCLAIMER: rampant illicit drug use (i.e. blow) the entire time of the "relationship"

so i started working at this restaurant at the end of the summer in '07. there was maybe 2 other guys who waited tables there at the time, so i more orless worked on the floor with all women (no complaints, especially since most of them were attractive). and this is where i met the milf (i feel so awkwardcalling her that). she was very cute, a mother of 2 girls (7th and 9th grade), and had a great rack. from our introduction it was on. she was more thanoutgoing to me, took to my vulgar sense of humor and abrasive approach to conversation off bat, and enjoyed snorting coke nearly as much as i did (at thetime). from the get-go i was open with her about my attraction to her and would sporadically make comments about wanting to sleep with her and how she couldcatch it (in fact, i think we talked about sex the 2nd day we worked together). we quickly developed a friendship where benefits like using her '07 maxima(with vanity plates: MS MAX2U) and debit card quickly became accustomed luxuries. long story short, i was looking for a place to live around the end ofseptember and she ended up offering me a room in her house at a more than affordable price of rent (even in spite of my quarter-ounce a day coke habit). iended up moving in with her and on the 2nd or 3rd night of my stay, we partied late drinking pinot grigio (her fav drink) before finally making our way up toher bedroom. i crawled into bed with her, one thing led to another, and i ended up smashing. looking back, i think we were both kind of surprised at whathappened, but we continued on with the "affair" anyway. it was a big deal to her to keep it a secret at work and i obliged (i was also involved witha 17-year old hostess at the time as well). i guess i ended sleeping with her around 100 times in the course of the next month before my cocaine addictiondestroyed my life (and relationship with her).

in a nutshell, it was, at the time, the best sex i had ever encountered and a very strange period of my life. it's not something i look back on with pride(in fact, i'm sort of messed up over the whole situation, for a variety of reasons). i've grown up a lot in the past 2 years, and i look back on thewhole episode as very sick and... idk, almost depressing. the fact that a 40-year old mother of 2 would somehow look to a 20-year old for self-acceptance seemsimmature and unattractive now. my attraction to and relationship with her speaks more about my own issues with women, my piss poor relationship with my mother(the only authorative and loving female figure i have ever known in my life), and my own dealings with the misinformation i was dealt concerning sex and"being a man".

sry, no pics (all the ones i have include her daughters and i don't know how to go about blurring out their faces). i don't mean to rain on the paradeof this thread, i just thought i'd offer my own "milf experience".
 
saw this thread and just had to post my story

i was: 17 senior in high school.
she was: 19 senior in high school, hooters hostess/waitress, 2 year old kid.
graduated 07
happened later that year august-december 07

one of the two girls i've ever cheated on my girl happened to be a milf.
kels and my girl we're best friends.
me and my girl were probably about 3 months into our relationship and me and kels were real cool at the time.
me and kels hung out on occasion.
we always joked around about what we would do to each other.
anyways, my girl went out of town for a couple weeks and me and kels hit it off.
we talked on the phone alot and hinted alot over texts.
she wanted me to hold her hand to get a tat and it was on from there.
she took me back to her place, and we watched dead silence? cuddled and started messing around on her living room couch.
we went to her room and i proceeded in making you guys proud! haha
we went 3 times that night.

that night i left i hit up a gas station on the way home and my homie jacob was there getting gas, him and kels used to be "buddies".
he hopped in my car, sniffed, and said "you just came back from kels' didn't you?!"
she didn't smell bad or anything, but you know how white people smell sometimes? yeah, she smelled like lemons and pinesol, no offense.
i couldn't help but laugh.

we continued our little encounters for the next couple weeks till my girl found the nudes and many explicit text messages.

needless to say, we lost touch lol.
about a week after we stopped talking, she got implants (which i never got to see
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) and started dating this 35-45 year old cook from her work.
they later got married.

i wish i had pics of me and her left, but my girl deleted them all in a violent rage haha.

here's her pic from her myspace and yes, when any of us see who she's with, we all say "what is she thinking?!"
then again beauty is in the eye of the beholder -shrugs shoulders-
enjoy.
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her, old hubby, and implants
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i remember last year when i was in Prague, night was pretty much done and my people were getting something to eat.....i was standing outside swaying and thisredhead and her friend walked in (mid 30's, tall, curvy, had the minx vibe..) She was starring me down something serious but i thought nothin of it
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...bout 30 seconds she comes out and asks me for a light, small talk ensuedand she start sayin how gorgeous i was...winking at me, inhaling seductively and all that +*@%....i'll be honest i didnt know if she was bein serious ornot
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... that momentary doubt proved fatal as soon we were rudely interupted when myfriends came out the shop and start acting like 6yr olds
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....her friend came outshortly after, she gave me a final wink and strolled off into the night
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.........I wassalty for the remainder of the holiday
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failing to capitalise FTMFL!!!! i'll be damned if i take another like that....this coming summer im gonna go lurk on the continent (solo) to have myvengance!
 
I bagged a 48 year old with 4 grandkids. I guess you coul say he was a GILF. I was 22 at the time. Picked her up at a Piggly Wiggly in NC, while I a stayingthere for the summer. She gave amazing oral ex. she let me drive her GMC Trailblazer whenever I needed it, and she kept my shoe fetish happy.
 
Originally Posted by KingJay718

I bagged a 48 year old with 4 grandkids. I guess you coul say he was a GILF. I was 22 at the time. Picked her up at a Piggly Wiggly in NC, while I a staying there for the summer. She gave amazing oral ex. she let me drive her GMC Trailblazer whenever I needed it, and she kept my shoe fetish happy.
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.. any pics bro?
 
Originally Posted by Smedroc

i remember last year when i was in Prague, night was pretty much done and my people were getting something to eat.....i was standing outside swaying and this redhead and her friend walked in (mid 30's, tall, curvy, had the minx vibe..) She was starring me down something serious but i thought nothin of it
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...bout 30 seconds she comes out and asks me for a light, small talk ensued and she start sayin how gorgeous i was...winking at me, inhaling seductively and all that +*@%....i'll be honest i didnt know if she was bein serious or not
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... that momentary doubt proved fatal as soon we were rudely interupted when my friends came out the shop and start acting like 6yr olds
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....her friend came out shortly after, she gave me a final wink and strolled off into the night
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.........I was salty for the remainder of the holiday
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failing to capitalise FTMFL!!!! i'll be damned if i take another like that....this coming summer im gonna go lurk on the continent (solo) to have my vengance!
Probably a prostitute though
 
got a "fling" goin right now with a MILF. shes a model and the sex game is A+++.

no baby daddy in the picture at all which is cool. i dont need that drama lol.

NO PICS. Sorry beasts.
 
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