Post a sports headline that will never happen

[acidicality]

"Alex Smith Throws 4 TDs to lead Niners to Victory"
"Warriors Vow Not To Take Too Many Threes"
"Kobe: I Did It"
"Kwame Brown Apologizes to Wizards, Lakers, Grizzlies for Sucking"
"Nate Longshore Leads Cal to a Rose Bowl berth"

 

[notoriouslar]

"Jerome James voted NBA's most improved player"

"Greg Paulus is set to play in his first NBA game"

 

[inine5]

"USA Stuns Brazil 2-1 to Capture World Cup"
"Belichick Admits to Taping Superbowl: Resigns as Head Coach"
"Bonds Admits Steroid Abuse"
"Stanley Cup Final Sets Ratings Record: Eclipses World Series"
"Kwame Brown Grabs 10 Boards in First All-Star Appearance"
"O.J. Finds Killer"

 

[mario23407]

kobe bryant likes black girls.

 

[belle155]

mr hustle took the one i was thinkin of right away but ill say it anyways...

"LeBron to New York"

 

[kmaclive]

'ESPN Exclusive Interview - Bruce Bowen: "I'm A Dirty Player"'

 

[platinumfunk]

"Davidson makes the final four"

 

[5am6oody72]

"Michael Vick volunteers at a local animal shelter"


Vick does like animals, even though he was into dogfighting. If you read his letter to the judge he stated he was going to do some work with PETA once he gotout.

 

[vctry20]

"Joakim Noah is NOT a @%!%!#$##"

 

[651akathepaul]

"Sonics keep Gates open: Microsoft billionaire buys team"

 

[inine5]

Originally Posted by 651akathePaul

"Sonics keep Gates open: Microsoft billionaire buys team"

i think that Microsoft Billionaire already owns the Blazers

 

[651akathepaul]

^ Paul Allen owns the blazers. Bill Gates doesn't. Hence, Sonics keep Gates open.

 

[gunna get it]

"Tavaris Jackson breaks Tom Brady's TD record"

"O.J. Finds Killer"

 

[north dade represent]

Kevin Love wins NBA slam dunk competition

 

[notoriouslar]

Joakim Noah, Bruce Bowen, Manu Ginobli voted to start all star game by the NBA fans

 

[ddot7]

"Steve Francis & Cutino Mobley marry (women)"

 

[jdb1523]

Shaq Doing 1,000 Situps Per Day to Help Win Suns Championship

 

[airjordanseattle23]

"Arsenal wins uefa champions league"

 

[dmoney23444]

Former NBA player AC Green charged with r ape.

sorry it was gonnacome sooner or later.

 

[nightruans]

knicks sign King James

 

[gingersaintbad]

"Dirk and the Mav's: NBA Champs!"

 

[kobekid24]

"The Memphis Grizzlies are World Champions."

 

[hypnosis45]

David Stern sets NBA age limit back to 18.

Lebron set to enter Sprite 2009 Dunk Contest.

Jordan returns as a member of the Bobcats....and takes them to the playoffs.

 

[three6mafia2007]

"Kobe wins MVP"

 

[mebo03]

Jrain hired as NFL gm