So, I was texting my boss and then ... vol. hellllll no

[robinvandamn]

saw this earlier in a hodgetwins video

 

[sneaker champ]

lol thats wild

 

[mronegative]

Originally Posted by odog24

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

Originally Posted by thapointguy

I thought the man was going to physically bump into the bear. Oh well still beary funny.

fur sure.

well done

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by RawSheed

they need to hire a Bear Patrol

dfsfvsfvafa

I'm crying

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Son got the hell outta there..

 

[hellaones]

bricks would have been +!*%

 

[Humbled]

i would have had a heart attack

 

[omgitswes]

Re-up

dude bolted
 

 

[boi]

Anchor man saying "goodmorning!"

 

[illvine]

Not very many things will literally make me 'lol' on a computer but that definitely did

Couldn't even imagine looking up from my phone and seeing a got damn bear 10 feet from me

That dude is kind of lucky to be honest.

 

[wcghost]

@ the subtle "good morning!"

 

[jayvee1220]

great video!  made my day.  that poor bear was just confused that's probably why it didn't chase him.

 

[ooiron manoo]

Originally Posted by NikeTalker23

Originally Posted by ooIRON MANoo

Originally Posted by NikeTalker23

That's what his dumb !*! gets..He heard choppers are went outside to assess the situation..What is it with white people going towards trouble? 

You're telling me you hear choppers and commotion in the street and you barricade yourself inside the house?Where did you grow up, hood people love commotion too. It's natural curiosity. People stay saying stupid *%%*.

Bro, I grew up in the hood, and when we heard choppers it wasn't a big deal. We didn't go out of our way and "assess the situation"..

Walking down your driveway = out of the way. Ok champ. You made a dumb comment acknowledge it. It's worse in the hood, %+@! goes down and crowd forms instantly.

 

[troymcclure]

haha saw this 100 times yesterday.

Bears are pretty much the ultimate hunter though. Mad fast and strong, claws of death and their jaw power can crush a bowling ball.

 

[witnessmycalm21]

That !%@#* dippped

 

[mronegative]

 

[Nawzlew]

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

Originally Posted by thapointguy

I thought the man was going to physically bump into the bear. Oh well still beary funny.

fur sure.

These guys. 

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by BLADE BR0WN

Son got lower than snake d**k (pause)...

 

[mitchellicious]

This reminds me of when my boys and I went to a random house party that we weren't invited to. There were cars everywhere so we had to park at the bottom of this hill that lead to the house. As we walking up this hill, we saw all these people headed to the house as well. There was at 200 people heading to this house, I don't many of them were invited either

. Anyway as we were walking, this group of about 30 people ran past us in the opposite direction screaming "They've got swords!" We were like WTH are these people talking about. Next thing you know, we see a group of dudes running down the street with samurai swords in the direction of this pack of about 200 people. Everyone just turned and bolted, I swear on my mother's life that I ran faster than Usain Bolt ever could've that night. I hightail it down the hill, outrun everybody and try to get to my car. There's a group of girls posted up on the street near my car though, so like an idiot I slow down and WALK back to my car to try and look cool to impress these girls, like "Yeah, there's definitely not a bunch of crazy dudes with swords chasing after me"

. At this time, my car's drivers side door lock was broken as well so I had to open the car from the passengers side, so I'm taking my sweet @*@ time getting this car unlocked and my homies run down like "HURRY UP MAN! Let's get outta here!" I tell my boys to chill and nod my head to the girls, they act all non-chalant like "Nah, we just gotta head to this over party man. Let's get moving"

. We get the car unlocked, we get in, then this SUV comes speeding down the hill, hits this dude on the street, he ragdolls over the car like something out of GTA4 and then the SUV takes off around the corner. We're all in the car like

, the girls are outside screaming at the top of their lungs. We tell them to hop in the car, (this joint is standard sedan size it had trouble fitting all my friends in it) so now we've got about 10 people in this car and we're all freaking out. The dude that got hit by the SUV gets up and is limping towards us like a zombie out of The Walking Dead, we tell him to get in the trunk, so I pop the trunk, he hops in and slams it shut. We all thought dude had died, what a trooper

. We hear from our other friends that the SUV had the guys with swords in it, and they were looking for people to hurt cos this party got out of control and dude's house got wrecked. They told us that the coast was clear and the SUV had taken off to a couple blocks out of the way, so I start my car up hightail it out of the street and head to this local fast food joint where everyone that was trying to gatecrash this party ended up. We have a party in this carpark, everyone talks about how we almost died and got our heads chopped off by "The Suburban Samurais" and **!#, and I take one of the girls home and smash as well.

One of, if not the best night of my life.

Also, this guy is crazy for trying to outrun a bear.

 

[jordanscrub]

When he sees the bear is the best part 

 

[00david00]

Originally Posted by Mitchellicious

This reminds me of when my boys and I went to a random house party that we weren't invited to. There were cars everywhere so we had to park at the bottom of this hill that lead to the house. As we walking up this hill, we saw all these people headed to the house as well. There was at 200 people heading to this house, I don't many of them were invited either

. Anyway as we were walking, this group of about 30 people ran past us in the opposite direction screaming "They've got swords!" We were like WTH are these people talking about. Next thing you know, we see a group of dudes running down the street with samurai swords in the direction of this pack of about 200 people. Everyone just turned and bolted, I swear on my mother's life that I ran faster than Usain Bolt ever could've that night. I hightail it down the hill, outrun everybody and try to get to my car. There's a group of girls posted up on the street near my car though, so like an idiot I slow down and WALK back to my car to try and look cool to impress these girls, like "Yeah, there's definitely not a bunch of crazy dudes with swords chasing after me"

. At this time, my car's drivers side door lock was broken as well so I had to open the car from the passengers side, so I'm taking my sweet @*@ time getting this car unlocked and my homies run down like "HURRY UP MAN! Let's get outta here!" I tell my boys to chill and nod my head to the girls, they act all non-chalant like "Nah, we just gotta head to this over party man. Let's get moving"

. We get the car unlocked, we get in, then this SUV comes speeding down the hill, hits this dude on the street, he ragdolls over the car like something out of GTA4 and then the SUV takes off around the corner. We're all in the car like

, the girls are outside screaming at the top of their lungs. We tell them to hop in the car, (this joint is standard sedan size it had trouble fitting all my friends in it) so now we've got about 10 people in this car and we're all freaking out. The dude that got hit by the SUV gets up and is limping towards us like a zombie out of The Walking Dead, we tell him to get in the trunk, so I pop the trunk, he hops in and slams it shut. We all thought dude had died, what a trooper

. We hear from our other friends that the SUV had the guys with swords in it, and they were looking for people to hurt cos this party got out of control and dude's house got wrecked. They told us that the coast was clear and the SUV had taken off to a couple blocks out of the way, so I start my car up hightail it out of the street and head to this local fast food joint where everyone that was trying to gatecrash this party ended up. We have a party in this carpark, everyone talks about how we almost died and got our heads chopped off by "The Suburban Samurais" and **!#, and I take one of the girls home and smash as well.

One of, if not the best night of my life.

Also, this guy is crazy for trying to outrun a bear.

Random *#% story 

 

[retro23j]

 

[jordanhead718212]

 

[ruxxx]

Originally Posted by SoLeCiTy

SHEEEIITTT, I would of passed out right there

 

[hendrix watermelon]

Originally Posted by 00david00

Originally Posted by Mitchellicious

This reminds me of when my boys and I went to a random house party that we weren't invited to. There were cars everywhere so we had to park at the bottom of this hill that lead to the house. As we walking up this hill, we saw all these people headed to the house as well. There was at 200 people heading to this house, I don't many of them were invited either

. Anyway as we were walking, this group of about 30 people ran past us in the opposite direction screaming "They've got swords!" We were like WTH are these people talking about. Next thing you know, we see a group of dudes running down the street with samurai swords in the direction of this pack of about 200 people. Everyone just turned and bolted, I swear on my mother's life that I ran faster than Usain Bolt ever could've that night. I hightail it down the hill, outrun everybody and try to get to my car. There's a group of girls posted up on the street near my car though, so like an idiot I slow down and WALK back to my car to try and look cool to impress these girls, like "Yeah, there's definitely not a bunch of crazy dudes with swords chasing after me"

. At this time, my car's drivers side door lock was broken as well so I had to open the car from the passengers side, so I'm taking my sweet @*@ time getting this car unlocked and my homies run down like "HURRY UP MAN! Let's get outta here!" I tell my boys to chill and nod my head to the girls, they act all non-chalant like "Nah, we just gotta head to this over party man. Let's get moving"

. We get the car unlocked, we get in, then this SUV comes speeding down the hill, hits this dude on the street, he ragdolls over the car like something out of GTA4 and then the SUV takes off around the corner. We're all in the car like

, the girls are outside screaming at the top of their lungs. We tell them to hop in the car, (this joint is standard sedan size it had trouble fitting all my friends in it) so now we've got about 10 people in this car and we're all freaking out. The dude that got hit by the SUV gets up and is limping towards us like a zombie out of The Walking Dead, we tell him to get in the trunk, so I pop the trunk, he hops in and slams it shut. We all thought dude had died, what a trooper

. We hear from our other friends that the SUV had the guys with swords in it, and they were looking for people to hurt cos this party got out of control and dude's house got wrecked. They told us that the coast was clear and the SUV had taken off to a couple blocks out of the way, so I start my car up hightail it out of the street and head to this local fast food joint where everyone that was trying to gatecrash this party ended up. We have a party in this carpark, everyone talks about how we almost died and got our heads chopped off by "The Suburban Samurais" and **!#, and I take one of the girls home and smash as well.

One of, if not the best night of my life.

Also, this guy is crazy for trying to outrun a bear.

Random *#% story