So, I was texting my boss and then ... vol. hellllll no

[k00laid]

when ppl are scared they can do amazing things
and
nice story bro
next time bring your own swords in try to fight dudes

 

[Nawzlew]

Originally Posted by Mitchellicious

Originally Posted by Dakingii

Originally Posted by Mitchellicious

This reminds me of when my boys and I went to a random house party that we weren't invited to. There were cars everywhere so we had to park at the bottom of this hill that lead to the house. As we walking up this hill, we saw all these people headed to the house as well. There was at 200 people heading to this house, I don't many of them were invited either

. Anyway as we were walking, this group of about 30 people ran past us in the opposite direction screaming "They've got swords!" We were like WTH are these people talking about. Next thing you know, we see a group of dudes running down the street with samurai swords in the direction of this pack of about 200 people. Everyone just turned and bolted, I swear on my mother's life that I ran faster than Usain Bolt ever could've that night. I hightail it down the hill, outrun everybody and try to get to my car. There's a group of girls posted up on the street near my car though, so like an idiot I slow down and WALK back to my car to try and look cool to impress these girls, like "Yeah, there's definitely not a bunch of crazy dudes with swords chasing after me"

. At this time, my car's drivers side door lock was broken as well so I had to open the car from the passengers side, so I'm taking my sweet @*@ time getting this car unlocked and my homies run down like "HURRY UP MAN! Let's get outta here!" I tell my boys to chill and nod my head to the girls, they act all non-chalant like "Nah, we just gotta head to this over party man. Let's get moving"

. We get the car unlocked, we get in, then this SUV comes speeding down the hill, hits this dude on the street, he ragdolls over the car like something out of GTA4 and then the SUV takes off around the corner. We're all in the car like

, the girls are outside screaming at the top of their lungs. We tell them to hop in the car, (this joint is standard sedan size it had trouble fitting all my friends in it) so now we've got about 10 people in this car and we're all freaking out. The dude that got hit by the SUV gets up and is limping towards us like a zombie out of The Walking Dead, we tell him to get in the trunk, so I pop the trunk, he hops in and slams it shut. We all thought dude had died, what a trooper

. We hear from our other friends that the SUV had the guys with swords in it, and they were looking for people to hurt cos this party got out of control and dude's house got wrecked. They told us that the coast was clear and the SUV had taken off to a couple blocks out of the way, so I start my car up hightail it out of the street and head to this local fast food joint where everyone that was trying to gatecrash this party ended up. We have a party in this carpark, everyone talks about how we almost died and got our heads chopped off by "The Suburban Samurais" and **!#, and I take one of the girls home and smash as well.

One of, if not the best night of my life.

Also, this guy is crazy for trying to outrun a bear.

so yall didnt take ole dude to the hospital?

No, he didn't want us to either. He had a bit of a limp, but he kept on partying. He added all of us on Facebook the next week and all he did was post pics of the bruises on his legs & give us shout outs in his statuses for helping him out.

I'm about to edit my topic so I can throw this story in there 

 

[dunks r nice]

 

[mr marcus]

Originally Posted by Kramer

Originally Posted by Mitchellicious

This reminds me of when my boys and I went to a random house party that we weren't invited to. There were cars everywhere so we had to park at the bottom of this hill that lead to the house. As we walking up this hill, we saw all these people headed to the house as well. There was at 200 people heading to this house, I don't many of them were invited either

. Anyway as we were walking, this group of about 30 people ran past us in the opposite direction screaming "They've got swords!" We were like WTH are these people talking about. Next thing you know, we see a group of dudes running down the street with samurai swords in the direction of this pack of about 200 people. Everyone just turned and bolted, I swear on my mother's life that I ran faster than Usain Bolt ever could've that night. I hightail it down the hill, outrun everybody and try to get to my car. There's a group of girls posted up on the street near my car though, so like an idiot I slow down and WALK back to my car to try and look cool to impress these girls, like "Yeah, there's definitely not a bunch of crazy dudes with swords chasing after me"

. At this time, my car's drivers side door lock was broken as well so I had to open the car from the passengers side, so I'm taking my sweet @*@ time getting this car unlocked and my homies run down like "HURRY UP MAN! Let's get outta here!" I tell my boys to chill and nod my head to the girls, they act all non-chalant like "Nah, we just gotta head to this over party man. Let's get moving"

. We get the car unlocked, we get in, then this SUV comes speeding down the hill, hits this dude on the street, he ragdolls over the car like something out of GTA4 and then the SUV takes off around the corner. We're all in the car like

, the girls are outside screaming at the top of their lungs. We tell them to hop in the car, (this joint is standard sedan size it had trouble fitting all my friends in it) so now we've got about 10 people in this car and we're all freaking out. The dude that got hit by the SUV gets up and is limping towards us like a zombie out of The Walking Dead, we tell him to get in the trunk, so I pop the trunk, he hops in and slams it shut. We all thought dude had died, what a trooper

. We hear from our other friends that the SUV had the guys with swords in it, and they were looking for people to hurt cos this party got out of control and dude's house got wrecked. They told us that the coast was clear and the SUV had taken off to a couple blocks out of the way, so I start my car up hightail it out of the street and head to this local fast food joint where everyone that was trying to gatecrash this party ended up. We have a party in this carpark, everyone talks about how we almost died and got our heads chopped off by "The Suburban Samurais" and **!#, and I take one of the girls home and smash as well.

One of, if not the best night of my life.

Also, this guy is crazy for trying to outrun a bear.

This has got to be like top 5 epic stories Ive ever read on this site

Mad random but hella funny

 

[smedroc]

Best thread hijack ever 

 

 

[jerome in the house]

Originally Posted by Mitchellicious

This reminds me of when my boys and I went to a random house party that we weren't invited to. There were cars everywhere so we had to park at the bottom of this hill that lead to the house. As we walking up this hill, we saw all these people headed to the house as well. There was at 200 people heading to this house, I don't many of them were invited either

. Anyway as we were walking, this group of about 30 people ran past us in the opposite direction screaming "They've got swords!" We were like WTH are these people talking about. Next thing you know, we see a group of dudes running down the street with samurai swords in the direction of this pack of about 200 people. Everyone just turned and bolted, I swear on my mother's life that I ran faster than Usain Bolt ever could've that night. I hightail it down the hill, outrun everybody and try to get to my car. There's a group of girls posted up on the street near my car though, so like an idiot I slow down and WALK back to my car to try and look cool to impress these girls, like "Yeah, there's definitely not a bunch of crazy dudes with swords chasing after me"

. At this time, my car's drivers side door lock was broken as well so I had to open the car from the passengers side, so I'm taking my sweet @*@ time getting this car unlocked and my homies run down like "HURRY UP MAN! Let's get outta here!" I tell my boys to chill and nod my head to the girls, they act all non-chalant like "Nah, we just gotta head to this over party man. Let's get moving"

. We get the car unlocked, we get in, then this SUV comes speeding down the hill, hits this dude on the street, he ragdolls over the car like something out of GTA4 and then the SUV takes off around the corner. We're all in the car like

, the girls are outside screaming at the top of their lungs. We tell them to hop in the car, (this joint is standard sedan size it had trouble fitting all my friends in it) so now we've got about 10 people in this car and we're all freaking out. The dude that got hit by the SUV gets up and is limping towards us like a zombie out of The Walking Dead, we tell him to get in the trunk, so I pop the trunk, he hops in and slams it shut. We all thought dude had died, what a trooper

. We hear from our other friends that the SUV had the guys with swords in it, and they were looking for people to hurt cos this party got out of control and dude's house got wrecked. They told us that the coast was clear and the SUV had taken off to a couple blocks out of the way, so I start my car up hightail it out of the street and head to this local fast food joint where everyone that was trying to gatecrash this party ended up. We have a party in this carpark, everyone talks about how we almost died and got our heads chopped off by "The Suburban Samurais" and **!#, and I take one of the girls home and smash as well.

One of, if not the best night of my life.

Also, this guy is crazy for trying to outrun a bear.

Went to this party, turns out I was one of like 3 black people in this party of at least 100. Things get out of control and the home owner (Who I had class with since being a freshmen) decides it would be a good idea to take the four wheelers out. They ride around the property like the maniacs they are. One of the dudes gets off the four wheeler to take a couple shots or whatever and this other drunk cat just gets on it without asking. So next thing you see is this one kid trying to dip out with this four wheeler. It was like 7 or 8 four wheelers and a Rhino chasing after this ONE dude. This guy knew he couldn't get away, so I look up the drive way to the highway in front of this dudes house and you see him going back and forth with a fleet chasing him. Funniest thing I've ever seen at a party. They guy who stole the four wheeler drives it back to the shed and tries to play it off like he just wanted to take it for a ride. He goes "I thought you were chasing me for the $++# of it?"

 

[born illa]

Mitchellicious wrote:


CLASSIC ! 

 

[Shanegerous]

Is dude still in your trunk?