Watch this without cringing.

[SC kid]

Kalit

 

[jking0821]

I thought this thread was going to be dumb....that video is soooo cringe worthy

 

[a blinkin]

Go buy your mom a house
Go buy your whole family houses
Put this in your savings account
Go spend some money for no reason
Come back and ask for more

Let the music take control
Let we the best sound take contro- HOLD ON Say my NAME

Dezhay Kalit

That's right baby. That's right. Don't you forget that.














******* tears, b.

 

[antidope]

Crying 

 

 

 

[gumsoul410]

I hate dj Khaled more than my biological dad.

Let's not let this gem go unnoticed

 

[SC kid]

Whos that smart girl?

 

[a blinkin]

I hate dj Khaled more than my biological dad.

Zammmmmb

 

[jking0821]

I hate dj Khaled more than my biological dad.

Let's not let this gem go unnoticed

in a meeting at work and couldn't hold in the laughter

 

[dh1water]

You all sleep. Khaled is that dude

exactly, he out here popping champagne bottles big as midgets and spraying it into the air/pool, drinking pina coladas with live dolphins, doing cross fit on a yacht, giving folks the blueprint on getting lean while eating nothing but McDonald's breakfast, all the while putting out #1 R&B songs and he doesn't even sing. 

 

[water]

 still hilarious 

 

[mj 23]

Go buy your mom a house
Go buy your whole family houses
Put this in your savings account
Go spend some money for no reason
Come back and ask for more

Let the music take control
Let we the best sound take contro- HOLD ON Say my NAME

Dezhay Kalit

That's right baby. That's right. Don't you forget that.














******* tears, b.

the more he said to repeat his name, the more timid her voice became yo this guy is just jokes. Especially when he talks about his new album " I changed, A LOT"

 

[hennessy]

Is this true? From his Wikipedia page:

2013: Suffering from Success

In January 2013, DJ Khaled announced that he had already started working on his seventh album and that it will be titled Suffering from Success. After going to a doctor due to a bald spot on his beard the doctor told him he was "suffering from success" which inspired the album title.

 

[flyny]

Is this true? From his Wikipedia page:

I can picture that happening

DJ Khaled: *waddles into doctors office*
Receptionist: Excuse me, do you have an appointment?

DJ Khaled: You are excused. Do you know who I am? I make HIT RECORDS...I have a lot of CAPITAL in the industry I work in. I take PRIDE in what I do. I have a PASSION for my career. I put my all into EVERYTHING. I'm a busy man. You're looking at GREATNESS.

Doctor: Khaled, what brings you in today?

DJ Khaled: DOCTOR...I have a PROBLEM. This issue has been WEIGHING on my heart for many DAYS now. I am coming here to Seek ASSISTANCE. I need your ADVICE

Doctor: what is it?

DJ Khaled: DOCTOR....I have a bald spot in my BEARD...I don't know why doctor. I use the FINEST oils and BALMS imported from overseas, DOC. I only shampoo my beard with the SOAPS with the finest EXTRACTS of the rarest and purest TREES in the amazon rainforest.

Doctor: Well clearly, it seems like you may be suffering from success

DJ Khaled: You know what DOC?! You're RIGHT. I am suffering from success. You know what DOC?, you're just like me. DOC, we are GENIUSES. I APPRECIATE the INSIGHT, Doc. THANK you

 

[SC kid]

Doctor: Well clearly, it seems like you may be suffering from success

Kalit : YOU SMART.

 

[mivish06]

I remember when this dude tried to MARRY nicki minaj....got rejected...then tried to play it off as a joke and for promotion 

Dude sounds like such a clown even during the proposal 

 straight meatball its just in his blood...

 

 

[sfc415]

"We both suffer from the symptoms of success" greatest line of all time

 

[bigego24]

Too many quotables..."Give thanks to the microwave..." "when I take that 1st bite, I look and see a lot more bites..." and serious question, does the religion he follows forbid him from eating pork? Cause that sausage biscuit sure as hell ain't made from beef or chicken...

 

[Mark Antony]

We need a you smarrrrt gif lol

Not the best but..............

His chick must be jumpy, you can't tell by his gestures if he's giving you a compliment or threatening you.

 

[Deleted member 42060]

WATCH THIS WITHOUT CRINGING. LAUGHING

**** looks like a porn intro

 

[T Lo Sweater]

DJ Khaled is making Puerto Ricans look real bad right about now

Pun would be ashamed

 

[dankenstien88]

We need a you smarrrrt gif lol

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You misspelled "smot" doe

 

[mangudai954]

Kalit : YOU SMART.

I lol'ed.

 

[bruhman 5th flo]

Ace Hood making the MCD runs. Keeps him on the payroll.

 

[oh you mad]

 

[itshlittt]

i remember seeing dj khaled in shottas, man dude blew up