When your penis gets caught on your zipper unappreciation Vol. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[jd3772000]

Originally Posted by Jordan Freak 32

Originally Posted by outbackbob24

being uncircumcised FTMFL.

The imagery

TOASTY TORPEDO!!!!

 

[wraith aka invincible]

i only thing i've ever got caught was my neck

 

[dacityslanga]

Boxer Briefs FTW!!!

 

[pilo1990]

that hasnt happened to me since like 7th grade when i was in catholic school.. tight dress moms use to get lol.. your wood mustve not grown much

 

[daboyprince23]

something about mary always made me precautious about the zipper

 

[enyceking]

Originally Posted by FlyNY

You dont wear underwear my dude?
This aint happen to me since i was 5

seriously

 

[youngflykidchris]

Nah...never happened to me.

 

[coolnificent]

Seriously I can't remember the last time I zipped up my pants.
I just hop in them and pull

 

[innovazn2]

i only rock button denim

 

[sidewayze]

damn dude you must be reckless, and button fly FTW.

 

[jpthe3]

damn so yall dudes saying mines is big? wowzers

 

[freshone12]

Originally Posted by DuckTailsxaintxI

Originally Posted by Disfunctional

Button fly for the win.

Happened to me in 5th grade, I was traumatized, I had to get wheeled home on a bike cause I couldn't walk. FML

 

[pr1nts]

this has never happened to me ever. i also only have button fly now so it can't happen

 

[trapmuzik617]

I never understood how that could happen

 

[supervi11ain]

Originally Posted by Disfunctional

Button fly for the win.

 

[shabooyah1124]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

"How the hell did you get the beans on top of the frank?!"

 

[pacmagic2002]

Never done that before........how does that even happen.

I DO however, hate when my want comes out of my boxers and rubs up against the zipper..........that hurts

 

[datznasty]

Never happened to me, but your penis touching the water or the front rim of the toilet seat is unappreciated.

 

[kicks4kaskets]

only happened to me once and now i ensure it never happens again.

 

[kingkb34]

Originally Posted by Disfunctional

Button fly for the win.

 

[methedy24]

http://www.found****.com/pictures/bizarre/zipper-tongue.jpg

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by Mateen Cleaves

i dont wanna even know what that feels like

im sayen i love mine to much to ever put him in that kind of pain!!

 

[ryda421]

"is it the frank or the beans ?"

 

[datznasty]

What about wearing compression shorts and catching a chub? Those really put your junk in a headlock. I don't ever wear them anymore, Wal Mart has theseEuro boxer briefs that are moisture wicking just like compression shorts, but a bit shorter and not as tight. I haven't seen them in a whilethough, they only have the cotton ones when I went up there today.

 

[jordanpp30]

I make sure I never let this happen. I can imagine the pain.