who would win in a fight? Vol. 100xBrock Lesnar V. 10xSilverback

Man, that first thread was classic. Dudes legit thought that 50 Dachunds could take on a fully grown tiger. :rofl: :rofl:

Not sure what's so funny about this to warrant two rollin faces...

it only took 3 dachshunds and 1 human with no legs to tame this Lion.

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I could only imagine what 50 would do.

Don't underestimate the wiener.
 
and thats not even close to being as big and strong as a gorilla 

Look at the expression or lack of expression on that orangutan's face. She's not trying. She's PLAYING. I'd put my money on the silverback with no hesitation.
 
been thinking about this all day. if you can separate the gorillas from each other, the brocks win while suffering many casualties. The apes only hope is to stick together and mow through them like disciplined spartans at thermopylae, but they are ****ing apes who rely on instinct for battle prep and their evolution cannot account for 100 fast, strong, (somewhat) intelligent attackers.

This presumes a certain fearlessness in the Brocks, as I'm assuming they are dedicated robots. If the Brocks can be scattered and retreat because they saw one of them get ripped in half, then that changes everything.
 
I think 100 Mark Henrys might stand a better chance

418 pounds against Lesnar's 287 and his hands look like they can actually do damage
 
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On the real...without trying too hard in this topic...cough 
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10 vs 1 basically...I mean if the Brocks bum rushed the gorilla (assuming no fear) they could potentially...nah what am I saying. They would get rocked. 
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I'd say about 100 Brock Lesnar's couldn't take 2 silverback gorillas.
 
Hey is this going to be in a controlled environment..
This argument could be heavily influenced by weather patterns
Specifically Mist... Ive heard from somewhere that Gorilla killing instincts multiply exponentially in haze or mist
 
Gimme a 100 Floyd's, or 100 mike Tysons in their prime , PETA would be pissed
 
Next. 

http://www.slate.com/blogs/quora/2013/03/21/professional_fighter_vs_gorilla_who_would_win.html
Answer by Arkadia Moon:

Unless the gorilla is somehow hobbled (drugged, lamed, etc.), or the human fighter is armed (especially with something like a spear that can hold the gorilla off at a distance), the gorilla will kill the human and then be vaguely dejected that the human wasn't able to put up enough of a challenge to be interesting. Consider:

  • A male gorilla significantly outweighs most professional fighters.
  • His center of gravity is closer to the ground. Wrestlers will appreciate the huge advantage involved; erect bipedality is a serious liability here.
  • One word: fangs.
  • Being a wild animal, the gorilla will throw 100 percent of his available resources into the fight from the word go. Humans—even professional fighters or soldiers—never do this, unless they are in such a state of psychosis that they might as well be wild animals. (I have seen a 5-foot-tall woman in such a state, and weighing 100 pounds, require five humans at double her weight each to take her down and hold her down.)
  • Because the gorilla's fighting responses are instinctual, not trained, they will be faster than the human's.
  • The gorilla's musculature and skeleton are considerably more robust than the human's, which means that the gorilla will soak up much more punishment before being seriously injured. This makes the human's fighter's main hope of winning—almost immediately incapacitating the gorilla—very problematic.

What will happen is that the gorilla will close with the human and knock him off his feet. At that point, all—all—of the human's possible advantages are out the window, and it's all over but the screaming, bleeding, and dying.

Answer by Kent Fung:

Highly unlikely, if no firearms or tranquilizer guns are involved.

A gorilla can reach speeds of 20 mph to 25 mph. In comparison, Usain Bolt's record in the 100-meter dash roughly translates into 23 mph (Bolt reaches peak speeds of around 27 mph—but still).So, even if you were Usain Bolt, there's a good chance you're not outrunning a gorilla, and this assumes the fight takes place on a race track (where a human can really sprint) and not in a forest, where running speed isn't much of an issue. So now, you've got a gorilla who most likely can catch up to all but the most elite sprinters on the planet. Conclusion: You're not outrunning the gorilla.

The average gorilla is approximately six to 15 times as strong (depending on who you ask). All those techniques that we rely on to defeat stronger opponents aren't going to be enough to overcome that much strength differential: You will not be arm-barring a gorilla, for instance, even if you're Rickson Gracie.

Conclusion: Human fighter, even if you're Brock Lesnar or Anderson Silva or whoever, is totally screwed in a straight up one-on-one fight.
If a gorilla can do this to a FULLY HEALTHY TREE, our b*tch *** bones would be toothpicks
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Straight peeled that **** like a banana 

 
 
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There is one factor that nobody is addressing, and it's a factor that will only negatively affect Brock. Brock is human and will experience fear, especially after the first Brock gets killed in a few seconds. The Brocks would then stand down and show submissive behavior and will still get murked one by one.
 
Do the Brocks know going into the brawl what the situation is? If so, they have a chance to strategize.

I only see the Brocks winning by some use of weaponry or strategy to tire out the ape (maybe knowledge of pressure points). Off of pure strength you would need at least 25-30 humans to knock out one gorilla.
 
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