Best Excuse to call in sick for work?

[Pedro Navaja]

um hello, my knots dont fit

 

[thytkerjobs]

Originally Posted by suge67

um hello, my knots dont fit

hmm.. my sister is having her baby (shes had 4 babies this year

)...ihave an extra credit thing for my class today i have to go to...im sick...flat tire....

 

[mh76]

tell em its coming out of both ends.
heavy.

 

[fade on you]

Migraine FTW.

 

[rockthismic]

don't think i've seen this one yet- allergic reaction to ______ (shellfish, raw fruit, etc.)

 

[lb510]

Originally Posted by rjones416

i just say im not feeling well and i try to sound $!*!!$ on the phone.

fake in till you make it

 

[kobe back]

tell em u busy watchin games on tv and f work

 

[snaggykicks]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

AIDS

 

[seniosoul]

somach virus b/c to my knowledge this spreads/ and highly contagious no one at work wants to catch something that has them pooping and throwing up.... trustme.

 

[erickm713]

My stepbrothers 2nd cousins aunt is in the hospital and I have to go see her since we weren't very close

 

[rome357]

All you gotta do is say HIPAA. That will shut your boss's @#% up real quick.

 

[zeen1ne]

wat r u allergic to getting money? quit bein a bum and go to work.

 

[lil rell]

man up.. tell them you aint comin today and you will be there tomorrow. they will have to respect your gangster.

and look it like this: companies get callouts everyday, just look at it being your turn to do so. just don't always have it be your turn, as they say toomuch of anything is bad thing.

 

[mrreflection]

rape.