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"If I asked you if I could have sex with you, would your answer be the same answer to this question?"
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Girl your like a Hadouken, cause you're down, right fierce.
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^ lmao at the avy combo
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. lol, not funny
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excuse me, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put u and i together....
if i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put u and i together....
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guy: how'd you do that?
girl: do what?
guy: look so beautiful?
girl: do what?
guy: look so beautiful?
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hahahaha
I hope you actually use this, and it actually works
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go to a very crowded area, preferably an area where there will be a lot of promiscuious young ladies. (rap concert, party, club, etc.), try to get yourattention of everyone in an area and announce "excuse me, i am a virgin and i cannot take it anymore, would a girl PLEASE have sex with me?" trustme, one hot girl will step forward.
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This thread isn't funny at all.
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That's what's up.
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Originally Posted by bboy1827
You don't understand how IOriginally Posted by SC415
Originally Posted by seventh letter
This guy is too corny
I seriously@ this one I'm at work right now and people are looking at me weird because of this post.
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i tried this before
it didnt work
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not really a pick up line but if i spot a chick im diggin alone in the club or wherever she might be ill jus walk up to her ask her why shesstanding/walkin by herself. That should start a convo and you should be good from there. Idk it works for me
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wanna play with my balls
reeeem0
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"ill let you &^% on my #%%$"
*garden tools* love it
*garden tools* love it
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Lets get some BBQ n get busy.
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Excuse me miss.. i'm about to go watch a movie. Which movie would you not mind watching a second time? Girl : Terminator. Me: * holds up the elbow, waitingfor her to connect * Girl : HEHEHE aw so cute.. ok.
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Originally Posted by StephonUrkel
man NTers got no game... what happens when shorty says...Originally Posted by spsfinest212
I plan on using this sometime soon. Thank you kind sir.
"so u couldnt even find one redeeming quality about me? ull jus take what u can get huh?"
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Lets get some BBQ n get busy.
Jazz in the house.
or was it Raphael de la Ghetto
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This is the first line I've read that I liked.Originally Posted by So Slickening
Okay this is my go-to line, and I guarantee the cuteness of it will get SOMETHING if you try it enough. Might even work first try. Has for me.
"Hey, my friend over there *motions toward a friend of yours or a random person* bet me I couldn't get a date with the most beautiful person in (insert whatever you want here, bar, park, city, etc.). Would you like to go to dinner or a movie with his money?"
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people still use them?
a smile and "hey, how are you doing?" works everytime.. well for me.
a smile and "hey, how are you doing?" works everytime.. well for me.
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it is obvious OP is a virgin.
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Originally Posted by DaJoka004
This is the first line I've read that I liked.Originally Posted by So Slickening
Okay this is my go-to line, and I guarantee the cuteness of it will get SOMETHING if you try it enough. Might even work first try. Has for me.
"Hey, my friend over there *motions toward a friend of yours or a random person* bet me I couldn't get a date with the most beautiful person in (insert whatever you want here, bar, park, city, etc.). Would you like to go to dinner or a movie with his money?"
That one was actually dope and probably the only one in this entire thread that will work...
The OPs first five or six were hilarious... I was in here
All the ones afterwards were
