Blue Streak coming on TNT right now.

[kiddin like jason]

"I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my %#* with them *!%!%. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it."

 

[stoneyjax]

"Officer!! I got your PIZ-ZA"

 

[springfieldxd]

thats your girlfriend? and she's black?

oh yeah, he beat the #%$! outta me, you shoulda seen him...

lol in real life...

 

[kiddin like jason]

thats your girlfriend? and she's black?

oh yeah, he beat the #%$! outta me, you shoulda seen him...

lol in real life...
Wrong movie.

 

[waylon]

Under rated movie right there.

 

[shabooyah1124]

Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

"I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my %#* with them *!%!%. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it."

That's the only thing I remember from that movie.

 

[kookcle]

"tengo el gato los pantalones"

"my federalihood"

 

[jretro23]

i always watch this and national security whenever its on tv.

 

[sooperhooper]

i was wondering if someone made a post about it. joint is mad funny.

 

[freezelle]

Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

"I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my %#* with them *!%!%. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it."

"I seen him do it!"

 

[uncle sam 1013]

Today I saw a thin line between love and hate.

I also love Blue streak.

 

[rafool]

Saw it few hours ago on TNT as well.

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by freezelle

Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

"I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my %#* with them *!%!%. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it."

"I seen him do it!"

Dave is THAT dude

 

[dr spaceman]

Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

thats your girlfriend? and she's black?

oh yeah, he beat the #%$! outta me, you shoulda seen him...

lol in real life...

Wrong movie.

they showed back to back though.

 

[danikerhino]

For some reason I always forget Dave Chappelle is on this movie. "All I can tell you sir is that he's gay...gay gay....."

 

[81ackmamba]

Movie is comedy.

I always clown my boy because he actually is a police officer in West Covina.

 

[81ackmamba]

Oops. Double post.

 

[scofosho]

yeah they been playing this a lot lately on tv. I just watched it a few hours ago too

 

[jdmevoixmr]

that part where the guy was jackin' off and he offered Malone a handshake, and Malone's reaction had me

 

[airforce1queen]

I remember buying this at Wal-Mart for really cheap in 2002, best movie ever!

What can you tell me about Miles?
All I can tell you is that he's gay! GAY! GAY! GAY!
He also called me ugly and said I couldn't read good.

Before you were like pleeky pow, pleeky pow, now you're kapow and some Oprah !#%$.
Oh my bad you're her cousin, lemme buy you some cereal.

Let me in on the secret, what are you gonna do with one shoe lace? Floss your #!%?

 

[queencitysneakerqueen]

Movie is

 

[Bonafide]

Originally Posted by AirForce1Queen

I remember buying this at Wal-Mart for really cheap in 2002, best movie ever!

What can you tell me about Miles?
All I can tell you is that he's gay! GAY! GAY! GAY!
He also called me ugly and said I couldn't read good.

Before you were like pleeky pow, pleeky pow, now you're kapow and some Oprah %*@*.
Oh my bad you're her cousin, lemme buy you some cereal.

Let me in on the secret, what are you gonna do with one shoe lace? Floss your %@+?

Chapelle in this is highly appreciated

 

[1nyceballa]

One of my favorite movies...very underated

 

[mixednuts]

 

[big j 33]

Awesome movie, Dave Chappelle is hilarious in every scene that he's in.

"All I know is that he's gay... GAY, GAY, GAY!!"