Craziest thing a chick ever said in bed… vol 1

[dame theory]

Originally Posted by bwood056

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

She was probably cheating on you too fam....

 

[brianilla]

shawty said:

going raw:

 "'it's so big...tell me when you're about to come...are you coming now? take it out then !!!"

 

[brianilla]

shawty said:

going raw:

 "'it's so big...tell me when you're about to come...are you coming now? take it out then !!!"

 

[theblackcoltmccoy]

"Freestyle for me"

 

[theblackcoltmccoy]

"Freestyle for me"

 

[adobecs4]

Originally Posted by bwood056

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

While another dude was in them guts?

 

[adobecs4]

Originally Posted by bwood056

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

While another dude was in them guts?

 

[stoneyjax]

Originally Posted by HanSolo23

"Don't roll over on my son"

 

[stoneyjax]

Originally Posted by HanSolo23

"Don't roll over on my son"

 

[fullmetal]

Originally Posted by Dame Theory

Originally Posted by bwood056

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

She was probably cheating on you too fam....

joke went completely over your head

 

[fullmetal]

Originally Posted by Dame Theory

Originally Posted by bwood056

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

She was probably cheating on you too fam....

joke went completely over your head

 

[knowledgethefoundation]

"Choke me"

but I guess that floats some boats

 

[knowledgethefoundation]

"Choke me"

but I guess that floats some boats

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by FlyJr22

Originally Posted by lakersman2000


was getting topped off by some jump off who was married btw and her 4 year old was in the backseat and little girl tells her "hurry up i wanna go see daddy" . . she stops for a second and says "okay sweetie".......

sorry i couldnt help but laugh. yeah not really crazy what she said but hey that was a lmao moment. 

that means her daughter sees that kind of stuff regularly....it's got damn shame, h don't have ANY self-worth

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by FlyJr22

Originally Posted by lakersman2000


was getting topped off by some jump off who was married btw and her 4 year old was in the backseat and little girl tells her "hurry up i wanna go see daddy" . . she stops for a second and says "okay sweetie".......

sorry i couldnt help but laugh. yeah not really crazy what she said but hey that was a lmao moment. 

that means her daughter sees that kind of stuff regularly....it's got damn shame, h don't have ANY self-worth

 

[debso]

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

"its glorious....like, you should have a mold cast of it. it's a work of art."

looking up, palming my man-parts

i felt like a greek god.

lol @ these females having a %+!%! feel like i was the only one...come to find out they using the same tired lines.

(but it felt good as hell hearing it)

besides that tho:
-%+!$ my "p" hole (i loved the vulgarity of it)
-which hole you want?
-i want you to cum in me
-put your fist in me
-i wanna taste my %%@++ on your d
-%+!$ me in the *@*
-lemme put my finger in your butt

-rape me (mad females seem to have rape fantasies

)

not that crazy or anything but at least its not ducktales. *shrugs*

 

[debso]

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

"its glorious....like, you should have a mold cast of it. it's a work of art."

looking up, palming my man-parts

i felt like a greek god.

lol @ these females having a %+!%! feel like i was the only one...come to find out they using the same tired lines.

(but it felt good as hell hearing it)

besides that tho:
-%+!$ my "p" hole (i loved the vulgarity of it)
-which hole you want?
-i want you to cum in me
-put your fist in me
-i wanna taste my %%@++ on your d
-%+!$ me in the *@*
-lemme put my finger in your butt

-rape me (mad females seem to have rape fantasies

)

not that crazy or anything but at least its not ducktales. *shrugs*

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

Originally Posted by blackmagnus514


ya'll dudes putting ya'll finger in chicks butts then eating after 

  

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by eNPHAN

Originally Posted by blackmagnus514


ya'll dudes putting ya'll finger in chicks butts then eating after 

  

 

[38816]

Originally Posted by breezylocks

Originally Posted by DJ bana

Originally Posted by proper english

nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word. 

"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in... 

"

girls love it. in denial if they dont, or just dumb.

real life...

o'rly?
how valid is this.?

mytmouse? simply?





dont ask those prudes

 

[38816]

Originally Posted by breezylocks

Originally Posted by DJ bana

Originally Posted by proper english

nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word. 

"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in... 

"

girls love it. in denial if they dont, or just dumb.

real life...

o'rly?
how valid is this.?

mytmouse? simply?





dont ask those prudes

 

[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by cs02132

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

"You've got my fathers touch"

 

[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by cs02132

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

"You've got my fathers touch"

 

[humanflight4 23]

some of things are straight up insane! haha

 

[humanflight4 23]

some of things are straight up insane! haha