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"if you cum in me i'll kill you"
she had me shook afta that
she had me shook afta that
Craziest thing a chick ever said in bed⦠vol 1
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Damn. You still got tested though right?
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Damn. You still got tested though right?
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"this was the bed my grandmother passed away on".
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"this was the bed my grandmother passed away on".
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I met this girl at a house party, smashed that night, and she actually said "let's be together forever." Not cool.
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I met this girl at a house party, smashed that night, and she actually said "let's be together forever." Not cool.
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i lol'ed at 'vol 1'...more like 'vol 100'.
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i lol'ed at 'vol 1'...more like 'vol 100'.
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messing with this ex-cop
she was like its okay to shoot in me ever since i been shot i cant get prego ( shows me scar )
& she was right
she was like its okay to shoot in me ever since i been shot i cant get prego ( shows me scar )
& she was right
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messing with this ex-cop
she was like its okay to shoot in me ever since i been shot i cant get prego ( shows me scar )
& she was right
she was like its okay to shoot in me ever since i been shot i cant get prego ( shows me scar )
& she was right
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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91
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Originally Posted by jaywalkinsince91
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I was like "damn, you tight as hell."
She responded "yeah, my boyfriend not built like you."
me:
Then next time we smashed, she said he's never busted on her back and she wanted to see what it felt like.
so i did, then she rubbed it in. 2nd round she rubbed it in again.
edit: she only contacts me for sex. i feel like a @+#%%.
She responded "yeah, my boyfriend not built like you."
me:
Then next time we smashed, she said he's never busted on her back and she wanted to see what it felt like.
so i did, then she rubbed it in. 2nd round she rubbed it in again.
edit: she only contacts me for sex. i feel like a @+#%%.
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I was like "damn, you tight as hell."
She responded "yeah, my boyfriend not built like you."
me:
Then next time we smashed, she said he's never busted on her back and she wanted to see what it felt like.
so i did, then she rubbed it in. 2nd round she rubbed it in again.
edit: she only contacts me for sex. i feel like a @+#%%.
She responded "yeah, my boyfriend not built like you."
me:
Then next time we smashed, she said he's never busted on her back and she wanted to see what it felt like.
so i did, then she rubbed it in. 2nd round she rubbed it in again.
edit: she only contacts me for sex. i feel like a @+#%%.
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Ok I'm in Aruba, with 3 of my homies and my one boy hit it off w/ this local chick the 1st night, so like the 3rd night she brought her friends around. End up back at this crib, and I'm with this crazy lil petitte 5ft nothing 100lb chick who picked me know what I'm saying. I'm 6'2 285lbs then. So we are in her room getting loose, and she really doesn't speak english all that well. Anyway she goes, Musica? and I'm like yea whatever, I could careless I just wanted to get it in, she goes Daddy Yankee? I'm like sure, well I never banged to reggaetone before and the beat had me killing it - Machucando, Machucandooooo, so we finish and she pulls the condom off my joint, and goes "Mucho pinga leche" with a huge grin, turns the condom upside down, drinks it and walks into the bathroom.
Rest of the trip, my boys would only call me Daddy Yankee. Which was awkward bc we were staying at my parent's timeshare w/ my younger sister as well.
I should've married that girl, best/hottest sex/connection of my life. Never felt that way w/ another chick.Understood what Prince meant when he says "I feel the heat between me and you."
Rest of the trip, my boys would only call me Daddy Yankee. Which was awkward bc we were staying at my parent's timeshare w/ my younger sister as well.
I should've married that girl, best/hottest sex/connection of my life. Never felt that way w/ another chick.Understood what Prince meant when he says "I feel the heat between me and you."
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Ok I'm in Aruba, with 3 of my homies and my one boy hit it off w/ this local chick the 1st night, so like the 3rd night she brought her friends around. End up back at this crib, and I'm with this crazy lil petitte 5ft nothing 100lb chick who picked me know what I'm saying. I'm 6'2 285lbs then. So we are in her room getting loose, and she really doesn't speak english all that well. Anyway she goes, Musica? and I'm like yea whatever, I could careless I just wanted to get it in, she goes Daddy Yankee? I'm like sure, well I never banged to reggaetone before and the beat had me killing it - Machucando, Machucandooooo, so we finish and she pulls the condom off my joint, and goes "Mucho pinga leche" with a huge grin, turns the condom upside down, drinks it and walks into the bathroom.
Rest of the trip, my boys would only call me Daddy Yankee. Which was awkward bc we were staying at my parent's timeshare w/ my younger sister as well.
I should've married that girl, best/hottest sex/connection of my life. Never felt that way w/ another chick.Understood what Prince meant when he says "I feel the heat between me and you."
Rest of the trip, my boys would only call me Daddy Yankee. Which was awkward bc we were staying at my parent's timeshare w/ my younger sister as well.
I should've married that girl, best/hottest sex/connection of my life. Never felt that way w/ another chick.Understood what Prince meant when he says "I feel the heat between me and you."
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...and that's bad because....
Stop fallin for these women, just have fun.
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...and that's bad because....
Stop fallin for these women, just have fun.
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...and that's bad because....
Stop fallin for these women, just have fun.
lol, i love it tho. the "i feel like a !#!$!" was a joke.
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...and that's bad because....
Stop fallin for these women, just have fun.
lol, i love it tho. the "i feel like a !#!$!" was a joke.
