I don't trust you if....

[Bend_The_Knee]

If you still have the size sticker on your fitted.

 

[deleted]

I don't trust you if your eyes are too close together

 

[Nereyda Vuelve Por Dios]

If you dont make
The effort to at least pretnd to
Hold the elevator door open or any door for that fact.

You are a BAN.

 

[aNYone]

Never trust a man that doesn't have a mustache

But..but I don’t have a mustache

I thought we were fam

 

[2pacalypsenow]

If you a man and you don't watch sports

If you admit to white people OJ did it

If you're a man with no male friends.

If you have 2-3 first names.

These. You’re literally this crowd if you do any of those:

 

[2pacalypsenow]

“He’s like my older brother”

 

[eracism]

You got long fingernails, yet you shower everyday.

 

[eracism]

You're over 30 and don't bump Mobb Deep at least once a month.

 

[beacon ave south]

If you rock house slippers and pajamas out the house.

If you wear sunglasses indoors

 

[bigsupa]

if you got a supreme sticker on your laptop

Dont trust me then.. lol

I dont trust you if you play ball in running sneakers..

Spoiler

and yell aaaannnnddd 1!!!

 

[a blinkin]

If you say “trust me”.

If you mismatch athletic brands (eg nike sneakers with adidas jogging pants).

 

[numbah1grimey]

If you got a dirty house and bad hygiene

 

[tr1ll]

If you’re a man that dyes his hair or shaves his arm hair.
If you’ve been divorced more than once.

 

[freeze]

You wear your watch on your right wrist. You Sus.

 

[aNYone]

You wear your watch on your right wrist. You Sus.

What if your left handed?

I’m right handed and wear mines on my right hand idgaf.

 

[freeze]

What if your left handed?

I’m right handed and wear mines on my right hand idgaf.

Reported. Blocked.

 

[ahat]

What if your left handed?

I’m right handed and wear mines on my right hand idgaf.

Damn fam

 

[lauk4kicks]

wear your shoes inside the house

don't wash your hands before and after you eat

answer texts/group chats once every few weeks when I know you see our msgs

 

[Korofi]

if you dont eat female farts

 

[DB Cooper]

I don't trust you if your garbage isn't below the kitchen sink

if you don't have a smart phone in 2018

if you got a supreme sticker on your laptop

I got one, but on the case. Still count?

 

[sea manup]

You don't cut steak into bite sized pieces and just pick large chunks up with the fork and start biting.

If you eat pizza with a fork and knife

 

[wayniac211]

If you talk extremely (-) about another person and that person not there.

You’re a tattle tail

You don’t puff puff pass

You don’t attempt to know or take care your biological kids

 

[dman14]

...if you lie to me

 

[3900stabler]

Say "Real talk" or "pause".

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

You’re a cop.