Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

During a track meet some music was playing, Still Dre came on and one of my runners said, " I love old school rap!!!"

Last Sunday I went to buy some new shoes, left my glasses at home. Had to literally pick up shoe boxes and bring it to my face
because I couldnt see the shoe sizes. :smh::smh:
 
I’ve been playing Mortal Kombat since the first one came out in 92

Not only have we reached part 11 but Johnny Cage has grey hair now

CF50EE7B-3C6C-47EF-99E3-6B3B512F4BA3.jpeg
43852A49-3C0A-41AE-A00E-65681BEFCCF1.jpeg
 
I stopped by my brother’s house last night to drop off a set of adjustable dumbbells he had lent me but he wasn’t home, he was at work. However, my niece (20 yrs. old) & a bunch of her little friends were there.
A0F7D472-81A7-4A9C-975D-1456F40DE113.png


They’re there with their little plastic cups full of diluted down vodka singing along to some real *** *****, give a **** ‘bout a *****.
EF7C2291-BD1B-4274-B4C4-FE58EE6966AA.png


Me, having to be cordial since I couldn’t just sneak in & out without saying anything, proceeded:

Me: Oh, you guys are getting it crackin’ on a Wednesday, huh?
A913495A-5BD0-4B50-B417-EA7D46FCD799.png


A few of the little bishes:
C2CC4923-572F-45CA-B683-542E12EABF6A.png
*looked at me like I was speaking Swahili*

My slang game is incomprehensible to these kids nowadays.
B34CE833-78BB-49D3-84D7-FE5EBB89A70E.gif


**** ‘em!
I don’t want to be in with these no cap, livin’ my best life
DE534AE3-74D8-4C87-ADB7-B62FCC17AFCA.jpeg

wearing *** kids anyway!
6A423EA2-6D87-4CEC-80CF-EA5DBB155F36.png






























F740D2F4-15C9-4B4E-BF5F-2C0CC3C42C9F.png
 
The other day I found a gray hair...coming from my nostril.

Speaking of hair, the older I’ve gotten the less I have on my head and the more I have in other places (ear, nose, lower back).

I can barely stay up through the second half of these western conference games that start at 10:30.
 
I have basically given up on those West Coast games. I watched the first half of GSW/HOU, and I was tired as hell the following day.

It is sad because at one point in life I would miss ANY and EVERYTHING to not miss basketball.
 
True but the scene where Jake Shuttlesworth goes to cop kicks would not be as iconic if he went and copped a pair of Questions instead, lets be real :lol:
How would that have worked contractually ? Would AI have been allowed to participate in that scene?
 
Back
Top Bottom