Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

i might be back to porn star mode. gonna beat the brakes off the wife tomorrow when all the kids are away for the weekend. i'll know if i smell bacon on saturday morning :smokin
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i finally got to see a urologist about my lil problem and dude prescribed me with cialis ...

that **** is literally no joke. has me stiff as a board forever, could probably do this with my arms out :lol:

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all jokes aside, dr wants me to take it everyday. now i'm gettin wood talkin to a secretary at work, saying hi to someone, nevermind the train ride home :lol:

i might be back to porn star mode. gonna beat the brakes off the wife tomorrow when all the kids are away for the weekend. i'll know if i smell bacon on saturday morning :smokin
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I mean you coulda just did some kegels but whatever
 
I wear sweatpants most of the time now just to stay comfy and to and avoid injury to my groins due to tight clothing|l
 
got my first gout flare up. shoot me.
My left toe has been having sharp soreness lately and I've been wondering what it is. Just dawned on me that it could be an early onset of gout. If that's the case then I'm officially washed. I've only heard legit older people, 50 and up, in my family speak on that.
 
I’ve been having chest pains, right under left pectoral, it hurts when I breath in, feels like how a cramp would feel, been happening since the softball game about a month ago. At first I thought my chest was sore from lifting, then my rational was “ why would just one side hurt, especially if I didn’t even go to the gym” weird washed times.
 
I’ve been having chest pains, right under left pectoral, it hurts when I breath in, feels like how a cramp would feel, been happening since the softball game about a month ago. At first I thought my chest was sore from lifting, then my rational was “ why would just one side hurt, especially if I didn’t even go to the gym” weird washed times.
probably have that checked out asap
srs
 
yeah would be safest but could just be lungs needing stretched (not literally but can't think of any other way to describe it atm) or even heartburn
 
i don't think it's heart burn cause he's saying it hurts when he breathes in. heartburn isn't usually intermittent with the breaths you take.

not trying to jump to conclusions but with everything happening nowadays people need to be cautious especially when it comes to do with anything heart or lung related.
 
i don't think it's heart burn cause he's saying it hurts when he breathes in. heartburn isn't usually intermittent with the breaths you take.

not trying to jump to conclusions but with everything happening nowadays people need to be cautious especially when it comes to do with anything heart or lung related.

My washed *** can confirm heartburn DOES in fact happen at times while inhaling.
 
Caught myself saying "thank you, darling" to the gal who bagged my groceries. First time I've ever used that phrase.
i jumbled this post with the previous 2 in my head somehow (grandpa uncle onewearz with the enhanced megameat and dude wearing sweatpants, gray) and the visual is hilarious. Just walking around greeting random females with the meat print on extra tombout hey darling. Thats how I do on dates at my own crib tho, basketball shorts no drawls, maybe I popped the drugs before, be changing direction a lot just swinging like
 
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