Most Embarrasing Intoxication Story?

[krazy]

On my bday last year, homie got a quarter to smoke me out. Had everyone milking me a hit with a big %!$ 3 chamber bong, half way through took a couple shots of captain, then proceeded to finish the bud. Someone gave me a hit and the smoke was so thick, by that point I was blasted as $+!! with cottonmouth, and yakked in my hand. I sat on the couch surrounded by everyone high as hell and embarrassingly paranoid

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Woke up in the middle of the night drunk and blacked out, proceeded to take a piss on a box in my room while the gf watches me

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Another time I whipped it out while outside my boy's house. Luckily she was the only one outside,

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Called a girl when I was blacked out and had her come all the way down from her dorm to walk me to mine. She wouldn't talk to me for a while after that. Some nights later I drank w/ her, made out with her in front of all her friends, passed out and didn't realize it 'til later 

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[krazy]

On my bday last year, homie got a quarter to smoke me out. Had everyone milking me a hit with a big %!$ 3 chamber bong, half way through took a couple shots of captain, then proceeded to finish the bud. Someone gave me a hit and the smoke was so thick, by that point I was blasted as $+!! with cottonmouth, and yakked in my hand. I sat on the couch surrounded by everyone high as hell and embarrassingly paranoid

.

Woke up in the middle of the night drunk and blacked out, proceeded to take a piss on a box in my room while the gf watches me

. 

Another time I whipped it out while outside my boy's house. Luckily she was the only one outside,

.

Called a girl when I was blacked out and had her come all the way down from her dorm to walk me to mine. She wouldn't talk to me for a while after that. Some nights later I drank w/ her, made out with her in front of all her friends, passed out and didn't realize it 'til later 

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[popking4eva]

Summer of 2006, first time I had visited Seoul for a summer study program. Last week of school and a bunch of us had planned to go out and celebrate. I remember hitting up a 7/11 and buying a bottle of Korean liquor called soju and chugging it. We then got on the subway and hit up hongdae, big party area, and went to a hookah bar. They told us we had to also order drinks to smoke hookah so I order a 2 liter pitcher of beer and proceed  to drink it within an hour. After that a girl who was with us and I decide to go buy cigs so we head outside and I decide I'm gonna to interact with the locals, I ask her to translate at certain points when i can't understand anything and I told her "we're gonna approach girls, you translate" well that didn't go so well. Next everyone decides to head back to the first area so we gotta hit up the subway, I make sure to get some more soju in me.. I'm running around the street ripping posters off of walls and rolling them up, one poster had a picture of a woman's backside and I kept commenting on how firm it looked. We get on the subway platform and at this point I don't remember anything. Folks said I was staring down some old lady talking about how I could demolish her in a fist fight. Get on the train and I take my rolled up poster and use it as a megaphone as I start singing BSB and NSync jams.. get out at our stop and just full on sprint through the station, they said i was sitting on a street corner waiting for them outside talking to random people. We go do the karaoke thing, have a few more drinks and then I blackout. Next thing I remember is having each arm around two dudes as we walk a mile to the dorms. We hit up the lobby area and I say "wait, I gotta take a crap" they drop me off in the bathroom and I just sit there for half an hour haha. they had to carry me up to the fifth floor, no elevators..

 

[popking4eva]

Summer of 2006, first time I had visited Seoul for a summer study program. Last week of school and a bunch of us had planned to go out and celebrate. I remember hitting up a 7/11 and buying a bottle of Korean liquor called soju and chugging it. We then got on the subway and hit up hongdae, big party area, and went to a hookah bar. They told us we had to also order drinks to smoke hookah so I order a 2 liter pitcher of beer and proceed  to drink it within an hour. After that a girl who was with us and I decide to go buy cigs so we head outside and I decide I'm gonna to interact with the locals, I ask her to translate at certain points when i can't understand anything and I told her "we're gonna approach girls, you translate" well that didn't go so well. Next everyone decides to head back to the first area so we gotta hit up the subway, I make sure to get some more soju in me.. I'm running around the street ripping posters off of walls and rolling them up, one poster had a picture of a woman's backside and I kept commenting on how firm it looked. We get on the subway platform and at this point I don't remember anything. Folks said I was staring down some old lady talking about how I could demolish her in a fist fight. Get on the train and I take my rolled up poster and use it as a megaphone as I start singing BSB and NSync jams.. get out at our stop and just full on sprint through the station, they said i was sitting on a street corner waiting for them outside talking to random people. We go do the karaoke thing, have a few more drinks and then I blackout. Next thing I remember is having each arm around two dudes as we walk a mile to the dorms. We hit up the lobby area and I say "wait, I gotta take a crap" they drop me off in the bathroom and I just sit there for half an hour haha. they had to carry me up to the fifth floor, no elevators..

 

[540jfan12]

Failed 3 some...

don't even wanna continue sahn

 

[540jfan12]

Failed 3 some...

don't even wanna continue sahn

 

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[airblaster503]

First weekend freshman year of college. Was drinking at my friends party, was feeling this chick I was interested in since high school. Basically drank way to much to fast, passed out on the couch, choked on my puke and a friend rolled me over, almost died.

After drinking all afternoon a friend and I go to a party, get there and am handed a bottle of champagne and was told to take some, drank about 3/4 of the bottle in a few gulps. Drank more, smoked some bowls. Friend and I were crawling home, had to take breaks laying in the grass. Got home made spaghetti o's, woke up in the morning with my face in the spaghetti o's

Been kicked out of multiple bars for being to drunk/disrupitve. Had a bar crawl one night for a few friends graduation, started off with a pint of Crown at 2, head to the bars at 3. Happy hour was killing me, was getting tequila shots for $1, was Xed out by 8, got in a fight in a bar a few friends worked at, pushed one dude into a table and hit another, next thing I know I am being tackled into a table myself and glasses go everywhere. Was to drunk to read street signs and was trying to find my way back to a friends, end up going to some chicks place I knew and smoked, next thing I know it is after midnight and I am more #@%##% up than before. Can't even make out the names in my phone, call pretty much everyone. Accidentally called my best friends parents and I was to drunk to make up a real sentence. Friend finally sends cab to find me at 2 and I am only 4 blocks down from their house. Woke up the next morning to find out I lost my car keys. Was trying to figure out a plan and then I get a call from my parents asking if I lost my keys? Was like *%! how do you know?? Dude actually picked up my keys from a table at the bar and traced it back to me by my scan card for my gym on the keychain.

That is just a few, truth be told I know there are some other wild ones, but I don't remember them, just what I have heard from other people.

 

[airblaster503]

First weekend freshman year of college. Was drinking at my friends party, was feeling this chick I was interested in since high school. Basically drank way to much to fast, passed out on the couch, choked on my puke and a friend rolled me over, almost died.

After drinking all afternoon a friend and I go to a party, get there and am handed a bottle of champagne and was told to take some, drank about 3/4 of the bottle in a few gulps. Drank more, smoked some bowls. Friend and I were crawling home, had to take breaks laying in the grass. Got home made spaghetti o's, woke up in the morning with my face in the spaghetti o's

Been kicked out of multiple bars for being to drunk/disrupitve. Had a bar crawl one night for a few friends graduation, started off with a pint of Crown at 2, head to the bars at 3. Happy hour was killing me, was getting tequila shots for $1, was Xed out by 8, got in a fight in a bar a few friends worked at, pushed one dude into a table and hit another, next thing I know I am being tackled into a table myself and glasses go everywhere. Was to drunk to read street signs and was trying to find my way back to a friends, end up going to some chicks place I knew and smoked, next thing I know it is after midnight and I am more #@%##% up than before. Can't even make out the names in my phone, call pretty much everyone. Accidentally called my best friends parents and I was to drunk to make up a real sentence. Friend finally sends cab to find me at 2 and I am only 4 blocks down from their house. Woke up the next morning to find out I lost my car keys. Was trying to figure out a plan and then I get a call from my parents asking if I lost my keys? Was like *%! how do you know?? Dude actually picked up my keys from a table at the bar and traced it back to me by my scan card for my gym on the keychain.

That is just a few, truth be told I know there are some other wild ones, but I don't remember them, just what I have heard from other people.

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by Lil Cao


On my bday last year, homie got a quarter to smoke me out. Had everyone milking me a hit with a big %!$ 3 chamber bong, half way through took a couple shots of captain, then proceeded to finish the bud. Someone gave me a hit and the smoke was so thick, by that point I was blasted as $+!! with cottonmouth, and yakked in my hand. I sat on the couch surrounded by everyone high as hell and embarrassingly paranoid

.

Woke up in the middle of the night drunk and blacked out, proceeded to take a piss on a box in my room while the gf watches me

. 

Another time I whipped it out while outside my boy's house. Luckily she was the only one outside,

.

Called a girl when I was blacked out and had her come all the way down from her dorm to walk me to mine. She wouldn't talk to me for a while after that. Some nights later I drank w/ her, made out with her in front of all her friends, passed out and didn't realize it 'til later 

.

your a boss. You from Cali? thought only me and my friends milk fat hits for each other

. i would def yack if i was taking milked hits after shots

 

[j4ck]

Originally Posted by Lil Cao


On my bday last year, homie got a quarter to smoke me out. Had everyone milking me a hit with a big %!$ 3 chamber bong, half way through took a couple shots of captain, then proceeded to finish the bud. Someone gave me a hit and the smoke was so thick, by that point I was blasted as $+!! with cottonmouth, and yakked in my hand. I sat on the couch surrounded by everyone high as hell and embarrassingly paranoid

.

Woke up in the middle of the night drunk and blacked out, proceeded to take a piss on a box in my room while the gf watches me

. 

Another time I whipped it out while outside my boy's house. Luckily she was the only one outside,

.

Called a girl when I was blacked out and had her come all the way down from her dorm to walk me to mine. She wouldn't talk to me for a while after that. Some nights later I drank w/ her, made out with her in front of all her friends, passed out and didn't realize it 'til later 

.

your a boss. You from Cali? thought only me and my friends milk fat hits for each other

. i would def yack if i was taking milked hits after shots

 

[twozerosix]

Originally Posted by SubyWill

A lot of you can't handle your liquor

Forreal.

 

[twozerosix]

Originally Posted by SubyWill

A lot of you can't handle your liquor

Forreal.

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by SubyWill

A lot of you can't handle your liquor

Tell me about it. I've pretty much stopped drinking liquor at this point

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by SubyWill

A lot of you can't handle your liquor

Tell me about it. I've pretty much stopped drinking liquor at this point

 

[tonton32]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

i've had my moments, but this has gotta be one of my most embarassing

i was 21, partying in europe all night long when i had an early morning flight back home. i was literally drinking and smoking until the moment i got into the cab to get to the airport. had to stand in line for over an hour completely wrecked, finally got on the plane and was about to fall asleep but once the plane started to get into the sky i instantly felt the urge to vomit, couldnt get into either bathroom and earl'd in the back of the plane by the drink cart in front of the stewardesses. cleaned it up best i could and went back to my seat, maybe 5 minutes later i got up and tried to get into the bathroom but it was occupied. i got it in my head that i would be able to make it to the other side of the plane 

but i threw up in my mouth, and after a failed attempt at trying to hold it in i kinda sputtered vomit in the aisle and on the floor 

i made a half @%@ attempt at cleaning it and finally made it into a bathroom. i cleaned myself up, looked at myself in the mirror like 

and after the stewardesses tried to lecture me on drinking too much, i took that walk of shame back to my seat past all those people, some of which just had my boozechunks blown on them. when i got back to my seat this stewardess was giving out vouchers for dry cleaning

. slept like a baby the rest of the way home

.

why not use the uh...

      

 

barf bag?

 

[tonton32]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

i've had my moments, but this has gotta be one of my most embarassing

i was 21, partying in europe all night long when i had an early morning flight back home. i was literally drinking and smoking until the moment i got into the cab to get to the airport. had to stand in line for over an hour completely wrecked, finally got on the plane and was about to fall asleep but once the plane started to get into the sky i instantly felt the urge to vomit, couldnt get into either bathroom and earl'd in the back of the plane by the drink cart in front of the stewardesses. cleaned it up best i could and went back to my seat, maybe 5 minutes later i got up and tried to get into the bathroom but it was occupied. i got it in my head that i would be able to make it to the other side of the plane 

but i threw up in my mouth, and after a failed attempt at trying to hold it in i kinda sputtered vomit in the aisle and on the floor 

i made a half @%@ attempt at cleaning it and finally made it into a bathroom. i cleaned myself up, looked at myself in the mirror like 

and after the stewardesses tried to lecture me on drinking too much, i took that walk of shame back to my seat past all those people, some of which just had my boozechunks blown on them. when i got back to my seat this stewardess was giving out vouchers for dry cleaning

. slept like a baby the rest of the way home

.

why not use the uh...

      

 

barf bag?

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by twozerosix

Originally Posted by SubyWill

A lot of you can't handle your liquor

Forreal.

naw it aint that, its just that i always take it way too far. im just now really learnin my limits wit liquor, im more of a beer kinda fella anyway

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by twozerosix

Originally Posted by SubyWill

A lot of you can't handle your liquor

Forreal.

naw it aint that, its just that i always take it way too far. im just now really learnin my limits wit liquor, im more of a beer kinda fella anyway

 

[651akathepaul]

I don't want to play this game.

 

[651akathepaul]

I don't want to play this game.

 

[John Wick]

there was one night me and my boys went out of town here in germany and we was drinking in the car and than hit the autobahn to go to some club.... next thing i know i got to piss like crazy and my boy said he was not going to pull the car over for me to take a piss he was doing like 120MPH on the autobahn so i decided to piss in the bottle told myself that was not a good idea... so i roll down the window and proceed to piss out the window while he speading like crazy there were cars riding pass ours beeping they horns at me and the car behind us had to turn on they windshield wipers haha...

good times..

 

[John Wick]

there was one night me and my boys went out of town here in germany and we was drinking in the car and than hit the autobahn to go to some club.... next thing i know i got to piss like crazy and my boy said he was not going to pull the car over for me to take a piss he was doing like 120MPH on the autobahn so i decided to piss in the bottle told myself that was not a good idea... so i roll down the window and proceed to piss out the window while he speading like crazy there were cars riding pass ours beeping they horns at me and the car behind us had to turn on they windshield wipers haha...

good times..

 

[checks mcgee]

last one I remember,

- drank a stupid amount of e and j w/ my guys
- went to bowling alley , apparently grabbed pizza from some parties table as I walked in
- then, went up to the beer tab and began pouring myself pitchers of beer and chugging them/splitting em with my guys
- by pitcher 3, the people in charge realize whats going on and say they gonna call cops
- told them no, youre not. proceeded to dip, but right before I leave I shot put a chair across the bowling alley
- drivin back wasted outta my mind decide to make a stop by an open field to nap.  woke up. drove home.