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When I was 18, in South Pasadena, some lady walked up and said:
"Hey Spikey, sucks for bucks?"
"Hey Spikey, sucks for bucks?"
most random question a stranger has asked you?
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My father in laws wife turned to me and randomly asked if I had ever considering becoming an Abraham Lincoln impersonator. She asked me when we were watchingour wedding video. Totally random.
She stays asking weird questions out of the blue.
She stays asking weird questions out of the blue.
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Last year on the train:
Drunk old guy: "In what time can you sprint 100 meters?" This came totally out of nowhere
Me: "I think 2 seconds"
Drunk old guy: "Do you like to read newspapers?"
Me: "Yes I do, how about you?"
Drunk old guy: "Do you have a gold Rolex watch?"
Me: "No"
Drunk old guy: *leaving*
I was pretty confused
Drunk old guy: "In what time can you sprint 100 meters?" This came totally out of nowhere
Me: "I think 2 seconds"
Drunk old guy: "Do you like to read newspapers?"
Me: "Yes I do, how about you?"
Drunk old guy: "Do you have a gold Rolex watch?"
Me: "No"
Drunk old guy: *leaving*
I was pretty confused
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Over the summer on the way back from vacation with a bunch of my people. We stopped at a Wendy's in Bmore on the way back to CT. And I make my order and imstandin there waiting for it and Ive got my chain and earrings on and dude goes
Him: Damn I wish I had money like you.
Me:
Him: What do you do?
Me: Im not even from around here im from CT. (mean while thinking what the @$%@ are you getting at, because hes still taking other peoples orders)
Him: O word ya got good Herb up there? Cant find nothin but Shwag over here.
Me: Uhhhh yea its str8 (ooo ok you think I sell)
Him: Soooooooooooooooooo you got any of that.
Me: Nah brah just lemme get my food we tryin to get out this boring @#* town.
Him: Aight yo, heres your food, hit me up yo.
!%%*@ hit you up? W T F? Keep makin that Wendy's money. And next time just get to the point. You wanted herb that could have been a very cut and dryconversation.
One of the funniest things that has been said wasnt even directly to me. But I was selling my car a couple years back but my father wanted his number on it sothat he could talk to the people and he would make the deal w/e w/e. Anyways he comes home one day and is just like
Him: Maybe you should put your number on the car.
Me: Why
Him: Well some girl called and asked if I was selling a car (said model and color) so I told her yeah.
Me: So what happened
Him: She said that she had never sucked a white boys #!$% before and I was sexy and wondered if I wanted to be her first.
Me:
O word so what happened? You still got her number?
Him: I told her that she saw you in the car and that I was your father and she hung up right away, and no I dont have the number I deleted it off my phone.
Me:
Damn Hartford girls is crazy.
Him: Damn I wish I had money like you.
Me:
Him: What do you do?
Me: Im not even from around here im from CT. (mean while thinking what the @$%@ are you getting at, because hes still taking other peoples orders)
Him: O word ya got good Herb up there? Cant find nothin but Shwag over here.
Me: Uhhhh yea its str8 (ooo ok you think I sell)
Him: Soooooooooooooooooo you got any of that.
Me: Nah brah just lemme get my food we tryin to get out this boring @#* town.
Him: Aight yo, heres your food, hit me up yo.
!%%*@ hit you up? W T F? Keep makin that Wendy's money. And next time just get to the point. You wanted herb that could have been a very cut and dryconversation.
One of the funniest things that has been said wasnt even directly to me. But I was selling my car a couple years back but my father wanted his number on it sothat he could talk to the people and he would make the deal w/e w/e. Anyways he comes home one day and is just like
Him: Maybe you should put your number on the car.
Me: Why
Him: Well some girl called and asked if I was selling a car (said model and color) so I told her yeah.
Me: So what happened
Him: She said that she had never sucked a white boys #!$% before and I was sexy and wondered if I wanted to be her first.
Me:
Him: I told her that she saw you in the car and that I was your father and she hung up right away, and no I dont have the number I deleted it off my phone.
Me:
Damn Hartford girls is crazy.
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Originally Posted by sk23
stranger: hey man i see you at the gym
me: yeah?
stranger: can i borrow your phone?
me: i dont have a phone
when i see him at the gym i now purposely talk out loud when making calls
He gon steal ya phone...
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some dude asked me to ride him to the northiside when i was coming out of the gas late night one time. @#@@## northside is like 20-21.5 min from where ilive
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Some Dude asked me one time if I got my girlfriend at the time STD tested before we had sex..Dude was mad cus i told him he couldnt hit my blunt cus i didntknow where his mouth had been..lmao LAME!
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it wasn't so much a question as it was a demand...
"lemme see your tracks."
when i gave them the
look, they then proceeded to ask
"is that your real hair?"
"lemme see your tracks."
when i gave them the
"is that your real hair?"
saltinewarrior
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"Is your hair real?"
I've heard this one a few times while on campus from a professor and random people:
"Do you play on the basketball team?"
I've heard this one a few times while on campus from a professor and random people:
"Do you play on the basketball team?"
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Last night a couple with 3 kids were on the same bus as me when they started arguing about a pregnancy test...
It was like Maury Povich on the bus..turns out homegirl was gettin it on with Dante and her man found out...
Finally here is what transpired
Kiki: Sir can I ask you a question?
Me: Yea sure..
Kiki: Is it true that if you take a pregnancy test and it turns out Positive that it can be Negative?
Me: Um yea..
Rodney: Yea but Sir..wa if she paid for it at the $0.99 Store?
Me: Why would you buy it there?
Kiki: Cuz Das where Dante buys his Condoms at...
Me: Um you mean Rodney right?
Rodney: I knew you was smashing my Cuzn you BIRD!!!
Me: Next stop please....
Got pics if anyone wants a Laugh..
It was like Maury Povich on the bus..turns out homegirl was gettin it on with Dante and her man found out...
Finally here is what transpired
Kiki: Sir can I ask you a question?
Me: Yea sure..
Kiki: Is it true that if you take a pregnancy test and it turns out Positive that it can be Negative?
Me: Um yea..
Rodney: Yea but Sir..wa if she paid for it at the $0.99 Store?
Me: Why would you buy it there?
Kiki: Cuz Das where Dante buys his Condoms at...
Me: Um you mean Rodney right?
Rodney: I knew you was smashing my Cuzn you BIRD!!!
Me: Next stop please....
Got pics if anyone wants a Laugh..
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I was in the restroom and this one dude walked in and use the urinal next to me.. he asked "How big is it?" I zipped up and walked away
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can i use your phone
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Originally Posted by Juice2352
Originally Posted by Do Be Doo
with a screen name like that?...
theres plenty of random question ppl ask me but this one just happened a couple days ago at the mall...some woman came up to me and asked me if i played tennisand i gave her the rocks eyebrow and said no...the funny thing is i was wearing a jordan jumpsuit and a nike basketball t-shirt...a freakin' nikebasketball shirt
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Are you chinese?(I aint even close, no disrespect intended)
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Some guy at Walgreens asked me "Were you just at Blockbuster?"
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i think he was gonna rob you...think about it
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Originally Posted by smoke ya later
today I was walking to one of my classes and some dude asks me:
kid in astros hat: "what up bruh where's the dro at?"
me: what?
kid in astros hat: (makes a smoking motion with his hand) where the dro at?
me:kept on walking.
so this left me thinking, do I look like a pothead or what?
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I was in the club and a mexican bouncer asked if i had any coke
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QFT
Some guy came up to me at work and asked me to watch his Milk Dud candy box...
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Originally Posted by Stixx
Originally Posted by sk23
stranger: hey man i see you at the gym
me: yeah?
stranger: can i borrow your phone?
me: i dont have a phone
when i see him at the gym i now purposely talk out loud when making calls
He gon steal ya phone...
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This chick at Dodge's Chicken asked me if it was ok for her to take a pic of me at like 2 AM.
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A blond chick pulls up in a red '99 Pontiac Firebird wearing a pink turtleneck and asks me and my boy if we want to buy some weed
She had this weirdthing on her dashboard that was a "radar detector". We knew what time it was so we wanted to see how far we could take it. Tell me why she had bricksin the trunk
We bounced.