Niketalk whats something bad that youre good at? This should be funny

[njcollector]

Lying. I have perfected it, I can lie straight to my family,friends and even a cop (and girls but that's something every dude can do); I won't even look away or studder, it is kind of sad. Sometimes I am not even trying and I am already to deep into the lie to get out.

Manipulation. Another horrible talent I picked up, if I know you for more then a week or two; I don't know how, but I could probably convince you do me a favor or ask something from you(and get it). I guess people trust me for some reason.

I'm not proud of either/or, but they have been useful for me.

 

[speakup23]

Man Im not good at anything

 

[bns1201]

sending my friends pictures of my dookie

 

[delete1234]

taking  gang members' girlfriend then having like 12 ppl ready to jump you

happen 2wice already

 

[35kd]

Lying and BSing

I guess it'll come handy in the Law field though.

Oh yeah, knee driving while texting or something.

 

[billy hoyle]

making love...

 

[badjustin]

lying and cheating smh

 

[nash]

faking that I'm not high when I am

 

[uncfatfan]

doing very nasty things to women!! Knee Driving!! Texting while driving!! multi tasking during times i shouldn't!! driving, sex

 

[nktran001]

I too, was told that I should be a lawyer for lying so well.

 

[blaz3n]

Originally Posted by RavageBX

Originally Posted by CincoSeisDos

Talking $@%@

Belittling people

 

[Nouss]

I am pretty consistent at getting wasted.

 

[duckdafraft]

lying is probably the worst thing im good at

 

[danikerhino]

Manipulation.

 

[salahuddinxciii]

talking %!@% hahaha

 

[jawnyquest]

playing with emotions.

 

[i am nas]

eating
sarcasm
drinking

 

[razzle dazzle]

I'm amazingly good at picking locks and cheating on tests... I have a way of cheating that is almost IMPOSSIBLE for the teachers to see/find out. Never been caught, never will.

 

[AZwildcats]

I can eat combo meals while driving without getting the car dirty or crashing.

 

[nomadicsole21]

Shoplifting and cheating on tests...oh them High School days

 

[i am nas]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

I'm amazingly good at picking locks and cheating on tests... I have a way of cheating that is almost IMPOSSIBLE for the teachers to see/find out. Never been caught, never will.

info?... where do i cop?

seriously tho... what is your secret? u type answers into your phone, and pretend u got a text when the teacher isnt looking?

 

[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by I AM NAS

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

I'm amazingly good at picking locks and cheating on tests... I have a way of cheating that is almost IMPOSSIBLE for the teachers to see/find out. Never been caught, never will.

info?... where do i cop?

seriously tho... what is your secret? u type answers into your phone, and pretend u got a text when the teacher isnt looking?

Haha that's a good way... But smart teachers will see it right away.

I'll send you a PM.

 

[ryda421]

the art of BS

 

[superflyinchopstickninja]

Originally Posted by a55a5in11

Originally Posted by GMSboy1


I'm always dropping stuff, and after years of doing so I've gotten so good at catching stuff i've dropped. Things rarely touch the ground now.
If I don't catch it with my hands, I'll at least "catch" things with my foot. (No lie I once had a cup standing on my foot)

So, reflexes (beyond cat-like) + catching ability (hands)

this. im always having people look at me like they just seen a ghost when im at work. and then they are always like "NICE CATCH!!!!!" and im like yup

truth.  and "wow nice reflexes!"

oh and:

making people feel terrible (i guess this goes with manipulating people)

arguing

throwing people

 

[pj and bompton]

Sarcasm. $*!$#$#%@%%!.