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I've never had a problem wiping.
Like what is going on with yall butts that makes toilet paper unfit?
If it's hot and my booty gets sweaty I just hit the bathroom and do a quick wipe.
I shower before every smash.
Are yall smelling your own *** on the regular?
You just not wiping right.
Powder ya balls and wipe your *** until the TP is white >>>>>>
Heated seat, charcoal filter, and that dryer...lifechanging. Best purchase ever. #totolife
da trickle down that fdr was hoping for
Son is not playing outchea. Dude copped the T1000 fleece Johnson edition supersoaker. Livin on a whole different levelHeated seat, charcoal filter, and that dryer...lifechanging. Best purchase ever. #totolife
Shower below the waist?
That bitcoin money strong.Son is not playing outchea. Dude copped the T1000 fleece Johnson edition supersoaker. Livin on a whole different level
Poop particles will get on your face.Yeah.
IF you took a shower already then you gotta poop, why would you wash yours underarms and face again?
People at work who drop a deuce and walk out without wiping are the lowest form of Human Beings.
Just like poppy in that Seinfeld episode.
I swear one of my co-workers left without thinking I saw him, to this day I don't shake his hand. That was like 2 years ago.
Step you hygiene game up fellas, this is 2018, almost 2019
People at work who drop a deuce and walk out without wiping are the lowest form of Human Beings.
Just like poppy in that Seinfeld episode.
I swear one of my co-workers left without thinking I saw him, to this day I don't shake his hand. That was like 2 years ago.
Step you hygiene game up fellas, this is 2018, almost 2019
Why would you wipe while at work?
I never understood this.
Why do you shower before every smash?
Son stops halfway through to cleanse his balls like he got Shrek disease.Why would you not?
Bruh I posted this in the "Extra Soft or Ultra Strong" Thread, regard deez new age bidets. Can you provide some answers? Please and thank you....Bruh I’m just providing you with da service that allows you to have the cleanest butthole this side of da Mississippi.
Does it have power settings? Sometimes my dookie be acting like it is a symbiote, got a life of its own. No amount of wiping with get my tuckus clean. When that happens I gotta step in the shower with a washcloth and put in work (I have dedicated booty clothes). It would be easier for me if I can power clean my cakes.
Get up in between da cheeks like....
There’s power settings but I can’t even crank it fully to one. **** provides a jetstream to the rectum like it’s trying to colonize Mars.Bruh I posted this in the "Extra Soft or Ultra Strong" Thread, regard deez new age bidets. Can you provide some answers? Please and thank you....