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CAVS by 2. Back to Cleveland all square
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Originally Posted by Scottsauce88
this guy is quickly becoming the dumbest poster on NTOriginally Posted by Mr Cool Grey
Cavs got this wrapped. Consider this series over already, with the Cavs going to the Finals..
...ok Magic, you've had your luck but not its done. All the Lebron and Mo haters are gonna be typing with their FISTS tonight..
Cavs got this. Magic sucks anyway
magic suck?...uhmm yehhOriginally Posted by Mr Cool Grey
Cavs got this wrapped. Consider this series over already, with the Cavs going to the Finals..
...ok Magic, you've had your luck but not its done. All the Lebron and Mo haters are gonna be typing with their FISTS tonight..
Cavs got this. Magic sucks anyway
[h1]Orlando, You're Ruining It for Us[/h1] [h3]By JASON GAY[/h3]
Hey Orlando, what are you doing?
We've been planning our LeBron James NBA Finals party for months. We bought the chips. We've made the dip (jalapeno, cream cheese, pre-game chalk dust). We've ironed the "Witness" T-shirt. We're even wearing a giant white headband 24 hours a day. Do you know how embarrassing it is to have dinner with your future in-laws while wearing a giant white headband? Embarrassing!
And now you're messing it all up, Orlando. You're up 2-1 over Cleveland in the Eastern Conference finals. If not for LeBron's circus shot at the buzzer in Game 2, you'd be up 3-0. We're beginning to think you guys don't even care if LeBron and the Cavaliers don't win an NBA championship.
This is not supposed to happen. You've thrown the NBA master plan into disarray. The other night, a dazed league commissioner David Stern was found wandering Times Square in his Jerry West logo boxer shorts, eating discarded pizza crusts and muttering "Orlando? Orlando?"
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Think of poor Nike. They've committed millions of dollars to that fancy ad campaign featuring trash-talking puppets of LeBron and Kobe Bryant. They don't have enough felt to stitch together a trash-talking Dwight Howard puppet. They're going to have to steal a Big Bird and throw on a Magic jersey. Lame.
Think of the kids. All across the land, small children have finally learned how to spell the name of Cleveland's Zydrunas Ilgauskas. Now you're going to make them go back and learn how to spell Hedo Turkoglu? Sorry, kids: summer school.
Think of Cleveland. The entire Pretty Please LeBron Don't Leave Cleveland strategy hinges on Mr. James winning championships in his home state. If you guys crush him, he's going to become a Knick. And sorry, Knicks fans, but that's a worse idea than Matthew McConaughey playing King Lear.
Orlando, you don't need an NBA title. You've got Disney World. You've got glorious weather. Your biggest celebrity fan is Tiger Woods! That guy wins more than George Clooney in "Ocean's Thirteen." He's worth hundreds of millions. He needs an NBA championship like he needs a Costco card.
Still, we admire you, Orlando. You've surprised everyone. You're letting LeBron get his buckets but you're not scared. In Game 3 you swatted him twice in the final moments (Mr. Howard got whistled for a foul, but it was bogus.) and roared away when it mattered. Your once-besieged coach, Stan Van Gundy, is looking like a strategic Yoda, even if he's still taking style tips from Crockett and Tubbs.
So you might wind up in the Finals. We're not throwing out our Witness jersey yet, and we'll keep the headband on, as silly as it now seems. Maybe LeBron can pull off a comeback. Maybe the referees will call every foul in Mr. James' favor -- whoops, sorry, they already do that. Meanwhile, can you guys give Kobe a hand over in L.A.? Need to make sure he at least gets there, or Mr. Stern may never get his pants back on.
http://online.wsj.com/art...B124329703234152859.html
Originally Posted by Mr Cool Grey
Cavs got this wrapped. Consider this series over already, with the Cavs going to the Finals..
...ok Magic, you've had your luck but not its done. All the Lebron and Mo haters are gonna be typing with their FISTS tonight..
Cavs got this. Magic sucks anyway
Originally Posted by thekillerj23
Originally Posted by Scottsauce88
this guy is quickly becoming the dumbest poster on NTOriginally Posted by Mr Cool Grey
Cavs got this wrapped. Consider this series over already, with the Cavs going to the Finals..
...ok Magic, you've had your luck but not its done. All the Lebron and Mo haters are gonna be typing with their FISTS tonight..
Cavs got this. Magic sucks anyway
cosign to that, fans like these make us as much hated as lakers fans on NT
Originally Posted by Mr Cool Grey
Originally Posted by thekillerj23
Originally Posted by Scottsauce88
this guy is quickly becoming the dumbest poster on NTOriginally Posted by Mr Cool Grey
Cavs got this wrapped. Consider this series over already, with the Cavs going to the Finals..
...ok Magic, you've had your luck but not its done. All the Lebron and Mo haters are gonna be typing with their FISTS tonight..
Cavs got this. Magic sucks anyway
cosign to that, fans like these make us as much hated as lakers fans on NT
a Traitor huh?
Originally Posted by EnEyeKayEe
Shut up already. You just spew ignorance & embarrass CLE fans. "Cavs got this wrapped. Consider this series over already, with the Cavs going to the Finals. Magic sucks anyway"...@!%% outta here. You are a fake CAVS fan from San Fran...
P.S.: Those XI's in your avy are prolly fake as well.
ORLANDO, Fla. -- Cleveland Cavaliers center Ben Wallace is upset with Orlando coach Stan Van Gundy for accusing him of flopping.
Van Gundy said Monday he was bothered by the number of times Cleveland guard Mo Williams and Wallace dropped to the floor in Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals. He said the pair fell down more times than a baby.
Wallace is one of the NBA's most intimidating players. When asked about Van Gundy's comments during Tuesday's shootaround before Game 4, Wallace said Van Gundy should shut up, adding an expletive for emphasis.
Van Gundy made the same claims about Shaquille O'Neal this season, and the coach later apologized.
Originally Posted by jville819
Wallace should stop flopping than people won't call you out on it. Don't be mad you aren't good anymore and can't handle Dwight.
speak for yourself budOriginally Posted by outacontrol music
NT is almost intolerable right now...
Truly sad.
2% knowledge and constructive posts
98% ******ation
EnEyeKayEe wrote:
Shut up already. You just spew ignorance & embarrass CLE fans. "Cavs got this wrapped. Consider this series over already, with the Cavs going to the Finals. Magic sucks anyway"...@!%% outta here. You are a fake CAVS fan from San Fran...
P.S.: Those XI's in your avy are prolly fake as well.
respect to you sir...dudes prob been a cavs fan since the start of the 2009 playoffs...at the xi being fake
^ pics dude?
Yea I do. Not on my digi cam but my friend who is on vacation here in London. Might be a week or so until he puts them up. He missed me shaking Jay's hand,but you can clearly see him in the frame with me. My brother got a pic or two of Beyonce who is playing a few shows here in London this week. Sorry I can'thelp you out immediately man