Official Uncle Denzel gif & img thread

[ualreadyknow23]

Thats yo uncle *****...my Uncle Zel got respect in these streets...

Knowmsayin? I was bout to say, Unc ain't taking no L's outchea



- Preciate it.

 

[8pm at msg]

Uncle Zel stamina is shot from all them cigs. If he catches you with the one hitter quitter though then its night night.

If he's West Indian he just goes straight to the blade, he don't got time to be be exchanging punches.

And he can't finish a sentence without cursing. Don't matter what the subject is.

 

[tr1ll]

Uncle Zel stamina is shot from all them cigs. If he catches you with the one hitter quitter though then its night night.

If he's West Indian he just goes straight to the blade, he don't got time to be be exchanging punches.

And he can't finish a sentence without cursing. Don't matter what the subject is.

Because he starts every sentence with shhhhh......

 

[art vandelay]

My Uncle Zel doesn't fight, he is just too damn cool to fight to begin with. If he did, he wouldn't lose, he is not made of the fabric of punk, he doesn't understand taking "L's". Plus he is above the age of fighting, and plus he "scraps".

Matter of fact, he is so cool that his theme song is "Cool" by Morris Day and the Time.  Youtube it if you don't already know the song.

 

[art vandelay]

Unc still burns CDs. To cassettes though.

"Aunt Shirley" smokes, but she has a cigarette pouch with a pocket for her lighter.

 Her cigarette of choice is Virginia Slims. Not her favorite, but Unc will get her for her smokes if she smoked Newport 100s, and he'll complain that she should start buying "Shorts" because that is what he prefers.

 

[Mr.Guy]

Uncle zel has had is old caddy in granny's gsrage for years talking about he's gonna get it fixed when he gets his ssi check. Uncle Zel goes to the local check cashing place to cash his checks because he doesn't have a bank account.

 

[Sir San Diego]

They used to let Uncle Zel cash checks at the liquor store until he cashed that check his potna Johnnie who owed money wrote.

 

[the qbz]

Uncle zel takes every opportunity to tell you your daddy soft.

You aint learn this........prolly cuz ya daddy soft uncle zel gonna teach you

 

[art vandelay]

They used to let Uncle Zel cash checks at the liquor store until he cashed that check his potna Johnnie who owed money wrote.

And when he could cash checks at the liquor store he would put his cash in one of two places, money clip( with his initials on it) or in his bill fold, he doesn't do "wallets".

 

[Mark Antony]

Uncle zel takes every opportunity to tell you your daddy soft.

You aint learn this........prolly cuz ya daddy soft uncle zel gonna teach you

Uncle Zel still mad and hits you every now and then with how he used to date your mama first.

 

[CJMcfly26]

Uncle Zel don't use backwards or dutch to smoke, Uncle Zel use bamboo paper.

Uncle Zel wears knee high tube socks when he plays ball

Uncle Zel has a whole bunch of empty liquor bottles nothing ever to drink in the house

 

[Mr.Guy]

Uncle Zel has a huge stash of porno mags under his bed in his room at granny's house. Uncle Zel often talks about what his gonna do w granny's house after he inherits it after granny dies. Uncle Zel's favorite shirt is the family reunion tshirt from 12 years ago. Uncle zel once got kicked out of the ratchetist motel in town for turning up too much.

 

[the qbz]

Uncle Zel still mad and hits you every now and then with how he used to date your mama first.

On some coulda been me but i guess ya moms like her cookies soft..... straight up what one of my uncles said.

 

[rrlegend]

My uncle zel aka uncle frog and aunt Shirley

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[snax91]

My uncle zel aka uncle frog and aunt Shirley

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Is that a earpiece I see in the first picture?

 

[rrlegend]

Is that a earpiece I see in the first picture?

yep and he got a cup of yak in his left hand 

 

[servechilled81]

Uncle Zel was on the dope or crack real bad for lil while but he good now

 

[IATT]

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[RustyShackleford]

-The 80s was Uncle Zel's decade. He keeps trying to tell people how wild it was, but he can never finish the sentence because a crazy memory pops into his head and his loses all train of thought.

-Zel list banging a Asian female as one of his greatest life accomplishments.

 

[dunksrnice]

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[tr1ll]

My uncle zel aka uncle frog and aunt Shirley

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Cuz look like 2Chainz with no hair...

 

[SC kid]

Dat sho zel pic got me weak on da toilet dis am lawd

 

[art vandelay]

-The 80s was Uncle Zel's decade. He keeps trying to tell people how wild it was, but he can never finish the sentence because a crazy memory pops into his head and his loses all train of thought.

-Zel list banging a Asian female as one of his greatest life accomplishments.

When Uncle Zel tells stories about the 80s, he frequently interrupts his own story to ask you 1 question. that question being " But cha' know what the real SHOWSTOPPER was..." then when you answer you don't know what the "showstopper" was, he goes into another direction with the story.

At one point Uncle Zel had a thing with a white lady, her name was "Honey".

 

[art vandelay]

Cuz look like 2Chainz with no hair...

Uncle frog fresh as hell when the fed watchin. Gon' now Uncle Frog withca' bad @#$.

 

[calibeebee]

-That cot damn Army messed up uncle Zels knees, otherwise he'd be out there with all the youngbloods at the family football game. He was better than barry sanders in high school.

-If you're hungry Uncle Zel is aslways quick to mention when he was your age all they ate was sugar water and mayonnaise sandwiches.

-for some reason uncle zell always tells a story related to michael jackson.