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Uncle zel has shirts with names of places he's been. None of those shirts are readable due to years of washing.
 
Uncle Zel doesn't do social media, he thinks that it is stupid, plus he can't get notifications on his pager.
 
Uncle Zel still uses charcoal to grill, even with his new gas grill.
 
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At the next Fam BBQ Uncle Zel is finally using the gas grill....with charcoal added for "dem flavors".
 
Uncle Zel will eat your food out the fridge with no remorse.

When you comfort him about it "Shoulda wrote yo name on it youngblood"

When you show him the foil with your name on it "Boy I don't have no time for that shhh...."
 
Uncle Zel calls girlfriends, spouses and significant others "Old Ladies".

His tightest potna is his "Ace Boon ****". :smh:

Zel calls chiefing "smoking dope" or "reefers" or "them hops".

Zel once tried "Booger Sugar" but those were "different times back then".

Uncle Zel once "growded him up a ernch tree".

Uncle Zel uses "earl", never oil.

Uncle Zel's point of reference when giving directions somehow always includes "around the corner from Gloria and nem".

Uncle Zel doesn't ask where you live he wants to know "where you stay at nah?"

Uncle Zel rarely sees a woman whose *** he wouldn't "tap".

Uncle Zel can't wait til Keisha turns 18 cus she's "fine" just like her Momma and he ***** them "8 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy."
 
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Uncle Zel has all the copies of JET magazine in his bathroom.

Uncle Zel still faps to beauty of the week in the magazine.
You are repped because I haven't heard about Jet in soooooooooo long. Damn shame that they don't make that publication anymore.
 
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