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Hm, solid starter right there.
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clutch
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I just smile until we make eye contact then I go in
Just worked for me at the local chinese spot a couple minutes ago.. some hood rats though but they were light skinned and didn't look bad :shrugs
I always give them the number though so I don't have to waste my time on flakers.. I just say "can I have your number?" then I search around my pockets like I forgot my phone and tell them to hit me up.
Just worked for me at the local chinese spot a couple minutes ago.. some hood rats though but they were light skinned and didn't look bad :shrugs
I always give them the number though so I don't have to waste my time on flakers.. I just say "can I have your number?" then I search around my pockets like I forgot my phone and tell them to hit me up.
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just make eye contact and smile then introduce yourself or crack a simple joke pertaining to the surroundings and you will be good
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GUY: "My magic watch says you aren't wearing any panties." Girl:You're Wrong. GUY: "Well damn it must be 10 minutes fast."
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Originally Posted by BRaTZ DoS
perfect.
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It looks like the same people on here are also posting in the "no flap" thread - hahaha!
who the hell uses pick up lines though?
girls talk a lot already if you look decent you can talk to one easily
picked up a chick at my homies party last sat all we did was talk for like 30mins straight well she was mostly flirting though hell i got tired of talking to her
even a simple hey wassup works if you look decent
girls talk a lot already if you look decent you can talk to one easily
picked up a chick at my homies party last sat all we did was talk for like 30mins straight well she was mostly flirting though hell i got tired of talking to her
even a simple hey wassup works if you look decent
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yo why they hating on fellow nt famb, ricky you my mambsOriginally Posted by ricky409
Originally Posted by kiendienn
reciting essaysOriginally Posted by Jordanscrub
Would be good if it was shorter
took a dump on my swag...
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That's savage.
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Originally Posted by WaitWut
who the hell uses pick up lines though?
girls talk a lot already if you look decent you can talk to one easily
picked up a chick at my homies party last sat all we did was talk for like 30mins straight well she was mostly flirting though hell i got tired of talking to her
even a simple hey wassup works if you look decent
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not posting in the no fap thread. but I am clear 5 days in....getting the real world and trying = less chance of jerkin.
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Dat rapist mentalityOriginally Posted by Jking0821
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*grab her arm pretty strong*
guy: lets go girl
girl: what no!
guy: dont let this rape turn into a murder
NT classic haha
guy: lets go girl
girl: what no!
guy: dont let this rape turn into a murder
NT classic haha
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perfect
Rick Sanchez
formerly wisache15
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Best one ive read.
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-find something stupid/obvious/basic to bring up...think of a question that can be answered that can be answered and makes sense (not the scores of an NBA game or something that has nothing to do with where you are), or simply compliment her on something
ex- do you know whats going on here? can you point me in the direction of...? etc.
-introduce yourself
-depending on reaction execute conversation starter
works for me *Jordan shrug*
after that just chop it up as long as possible to break any uncomfortable or awkward feelings, excuse yourself, then get the math
srry for the paragraph
ex- do you know whats going on here? can you point me in the direction of...? etc.
-introduce yourself
-depending on reaction execute conversation starter
works for me *Jordan shrug*
after that just chop it up as long as possible to break any uncomfortable or awkward feelings, excuse yourself, then get the math
srry for the paragraph
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Can I buy you a giraffe > *
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
veintisiete
Banned
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the other day i was at the Farmer's Market waiting to pay, and in the line next to me was a cutie who only was buying one item apparently
so i casually say "you know, they really should look into making a cashier line for the single-item customer" followed by a playful smile.
that cracked the ice and turned into brief humorous banter.
turns out she was married, so i didnt close.
but i could tell she was genuinely flattered and had she been a woman of looser morals, i would probably be balling her underwear in my hand as we speak.
so i casually say "you know, they really should look into making a cashier line for the single-item customer" followed by a playful smile.
that cracked the ice and turned into brief humorous banter.
turns out she was married, so i didnt close.
but i could tell she was genuinely flattered and had she been a woman of looser morals, i would probably be balling her underwear in my hand as we speak.
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A few years back I was at the bar with my girl at the time and she went up to get drinks. Some dude hit her with the:
Hey...how much does a polar bear weigh?
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Enough to break the ice, I'm_________
Simple, playful, not too aggressive. I couldn't even be mad when she told me
Hey...how much does a polar bear weigh?
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Enough to break the ice, I'm_________
Simple, playful, not too aggressive. I couldn't even be mad when she told me
