jpzx
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^ Not a chance.
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not too hard to open. just have confidence. literally, if you dont say a word, guaranteed you will NEVER see her again in your life. what do you have to lose?
i usually compliment something about her (even if I dont mean it) and go right into small talk. proceed to close if everything goes to plan
i usually compliment something about her (even if I dont mean it) and go right into small talk. proceed to close if everything goes to plan
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Fixed.
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(Guy) Damn baby, I aint know you worked for Subway... (Girl) No...why would you say that? (Guy) Oh cause you just gave me a Footlong.
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I am crying real tears in my cubicle right now.... Wow
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This thread is jokes
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Got this from NT and has worked wonders. Always gets a girl giggling and whatnot.
If you ask a girl if she has a boyfriend, or if you flirt and she eventually mentions she has a boyfriend, smoothly hit her with a "So how long have you had that problem for?"
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Girls love trendy stuff and getting props from dudes...so (currently not single, but ususally works)
1.) just make up some BS slang, throw it around with your Boys;
2.) incorporate some hand signal
3.) girls come ask what youre saying/doing, you tell them, they think theyre cool = you smashing.
or you could just ask if they wanna go "halves on that brunette behind the bar"
1.) just make up some BS slang, throw it around with your Boys;
2.) incorporate some hand signal
3.) girls come ask what youre saying/doing, you tell them, they think theyre cool = you smashing.
or you could just ask if they wanna go "halves on that brunette behind the bar"
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*pulls out iphone without a cover*
why dont you have a cover on your iphone?
because i dont like using protection
why dont you have a cover on your iphone?
because i dont like using protection
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In general I agree and I never use pick-up lines because they would just come out awkwardly but I'm sure there have been scenarios where something clever as opposed to something simple would have led me to more successOriginally Posted by WaitWut
who the hell uses pick up lines though?
girls talk a lot already if you look decent you can talk to one easily
picked up a chick at my homies party last sat all we did was talk for like 30mins straight well she was mostly flirting though hell i got tired of talking to her
even a simple hey wassup works if you look decent
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Nothing has worked better than "Hey, how's it going? My name is ________"
But, this has worked incredibly well for me as well.
Go to the girl and pound her drink.
Then calmly say, "May I buy you a drink?"
Three for three with that one.
But, this has worked incredibly well for me as well.
Go to the girl and pound her drink.
Then calmly say, "May I buy you a drink?"
Three for three with that one.
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Originally Posted by bruce negro
I am crying real tears in my cubicle right now.... Wow�
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When he paused and looked into the camera, I nearly died
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that would have worked on my ex
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What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts
What do you call nuts on your chest? - Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - My **** in your mouth
What do you call nuts on your chest? - Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - My **** in your mouth
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^ Son you listened to the Chronic album to much.
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best one thus far.
you just gotta break the ice. farmers market, nice place to meet a girl. like they said in superbad, a bar is where you wanna go to get a hook up or whatever, other places like a FM is where you can get a relationship going. dunno what you were exactly going for, but FM is a legit spot.
honestly, you guys use these pick up lines??
the girls i hang out with would be TOTALLY creeped out if someone said that roses are red line to em. no joke.
a simple, "hey, my name is ... nice to meet you?" works for me.
FYI, never again will i walk up to a girl and say "can i buy you a drink?" i did that once, the chick said "yeah". i ordered it, handed it to her, she said "thanks", i proceeded to start a convo.. she just walked away.
i told my boys i was there with, "yo, we gotta bounce. this chick just burned me something fierce. i gotta go."
LMAO
as for these pick up lines, i got a good funny one just to add to the thread.
guy: tickle your %%!#@ with a feather? (say it quick)
girl: huh?
guy: particularly nice weather.
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Originally Posted by ggarvinXX3
that would have worked on my ex
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+1
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Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
