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grown man swag.
pickup lines are hilarious but they only break the ice
solid ice breakers >
Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm
grown man swag.
pickup lines are hilarious but they only break the ice
solid ice breakers >
storm2006
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This. I was at the club last weekend and was just going up to groups of girls and dancing and they were all taken aback by the courage (plus I was dressed pretty well so they assumed I wasn't another grimey dude). Met like 5 bachelorette parties an every time they introduced me to the "single friend"
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wait. hold up. Yall calling girls beautiful to get the box? What part of the game is this?
like oneforallsaid about pick-up lines in general. most of these posts are corny/unoriginal.
like oneforallsaid about pick-up lines in general. most of these posts are corny/unoriginal.
storm2006
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Originally Posted by ill steelo
Girl at department store eyein me. I diddy bop over there and say "What if I find something I like and it doesn't have a price tag?" I was expecting her to say "like what?" And then I woulda said "u" but shorty threw me off when she said " Bring it to me."
So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"
Smashed that weekend. Kudos to 2lipslegit for giving me that line
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Originally Posted by Storm2006
Her: ...I have a boyfriend Me: I have a goldfish named TomHer: What?Me: Oh, I thought we were talking about !$&# that didn't matter...Girls typically give you the+if they have never heard it.
I have definitely used this.
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this.Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit
Originally Posted by ill steelo
Girl at department store eyein me. I diddy bop over there and say "What if I find something I like and it doesn't have a price tag?" I was expecting her to say "like what?" And then I woulda said "u" but shorty threw me off when she said " Bring it to me."
So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"
Smashed that weekend. Kudos to 2lipslegit for giving me that line
... was surprisingly swaggy...
*takes note*
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"Hi how are you? My name is Blair" *She tells me her name* "It is nice to meet you"
Works every time for me
Works every time for me
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You have an extra piece of paper I can borrow to jot this down?Originally Posted by JewSeeJay
this.Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit
Originally Posted by ill steelo
Girl at department store eyein me. I diddy bop over there and say "What if I find something I like and it doesn't have a price tag?" I was expecting her to say "like what?" And then I woulda said "u" but shorty threw me off when she said " Bring it to me."
So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"
Smashed that weekend. Kudos to 2lipslegit for giving me that line
... was surprisingly swaggy...
*takes note*
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I could see this going terribly wrong though..Originally Posted by maddog345
You have an extra piece of paper I can borrow to jot this down?Originally Posted by JewSeeJay
this.Originally Posted by 2LipsLegit
... was surprisingly swaggy...
*takes note*
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"If I said your body was nice, would you hold it agaisnt me?"
Naw but seriously most girls would laugh in your face for using pickup lines. When a girl shows interests I just start up a convo.
Naw but seriously most girls would laugh in your face for using pickup lines. When a girl shows interests I just start up a convo.
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I like this
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no, you didn't.Originally Posted by ill steelo
Smashed that weekend.
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If the girl is having eye sex with you, I don't see how it can. And if it does, who cares
no. YOU didn't.Originally Posted by three2three
no, you didn't.Originally Posted by ill steelo
Smashed that weekend.
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"Your hair smells like hotel shampoo, I love it"
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Try approaching a group of girls and ask them if they've ever heard of Adele, but mispronounce it like "ADD-EL-AE" and watch how the girls flock around trying to correct your pronunciation. Then, if you're G, you can jokingly call them out for how seriously they just took that. Girls adore Adele...hook, line, sinker.
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arent you married?
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"I'm a refugee wanna get married"?
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Yeah but I still use lame lines here and there when I'm smacked and I just talk to random people. I'm real funny when i'm high atleast thats what people have told me.
I paid 40 G's for my wife.
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what has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
my zipper.
my zipper.
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"I had a double angus burger last night, it filled me up like a black man would"
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We dont divorce in my country, she decided to replace herself with her sister. I agreed.
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SmoothOriginally Posted by ill steelo
Girl at department store eyein me. I diddy bop over there and say "What if I find something I like and it doesn't have a price tag?" I was expecting her to say "like what?" And then I woulda said "u" but shorty threw me off when she said " Bring it to me."
So then asked if I could show her instead and took her over to a mirror, pointed at it and said "look"
Smashed that weekend. Kudos to 2lipslegit for giving me that line
three2three wrote:
ill steelo wrote:
Smashed that weekend.
no, you didn't.
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GRAB HER LEFT BUTT CHEEK AND SAY
"EXCUSE ME... IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?"
"EXCUSE ME... IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?"