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"I noticed you noticing me and I wanted to put you on notice that I notice you too"-Fresh Prince swag
Pick Up Lines You've Used VOL. Works Like A Charm
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I think it's time for this guy to be done with NT...
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jt air jt
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Can I borrow you?
club 27
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"im Club27 from Niketalk"
i then look for the nearest mirror and admire the new welt on my face
i then look for the nearest mirror and admire the new welt on my face
illbaniankid13
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we got beef?
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Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
three2three wrote:
ill steelo wrote:
Smashed that weekend.
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Most girls usually go out in at least pairs, so when you spot 2 do as follow: Walk up to the "uglier" one and say "Do you like to dance? (and if she says yes) say: Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?" and it's a wrap
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No.
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Me: Brown delivers
Her: Make me yours Mr.
Me: Its Mr.Brown
Her: Please take me
Me: *whips it out
Her: Make me yours Mr.
Me: Its Mr.Brown
Her: Please take me
Me: *whips it out
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This worked @ the dancefloor in DA CLUB!
Me: Hey, are you a flight attendant?
Her: Yes.
Me: I love flight attendants. Want to dance?
And it's on.
If she says no, I just tell her that she's so pretty and that's why I asked. Because I love flight attendants.
(might only work in finland)
Me: Hey, are you a flight attendant?
Her: Yes.
Me: I love flight attendants. Want to dance?
And it's on.
If she says no, I just tell her that she's so pretty and that's why I asked. Because I love flight attendants.
(might only work in finland)
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The meats there iLL... get'em!
e-Beef!
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Me: "Damn girl I sent you a FB request nearly 2 months ago and it's still pending, what's really good?
"
Her:
"Uh...I..uh..I don't see all the requests on my phone"
Me:
Her: "Oh there you are, added!"
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her: "Oh there you are, added!"
Me:
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Why it most certainly isss
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Bro. C'mon. That's such a **** move.
So, what are you doing tonight? Besides me.
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What country?
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It is. In most cases, it'll backfire...Her ugly friend would just pull her awayOriginally Posted by DanzInRealLife
Bro. C'mon. That's such a **** move.
So, what are you doing tonight? Besides me.
Here's a stupid one "Excuse me...Are those space-pants? Because your butt is out of this world".
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believe it or not, the goldfish one worked for me
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Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney
I haven't used a pick up line since I was like 15?
Anways, it went a little something like this...
Me:How are you doing?
Her:Fine
Me: I asked how you're doing, not how you looked(;
Exactly like that...
I was a kid, what can I say?
I'm going to try these two
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"I bet a hundred dollars that when you turn around I'll say wow"
Barney from how I met your mother swag
Barney from how I met your mother swag
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This line was GOLDEN in Miami during Spring Break:
Me: "I guarantee I can tell you a line you haven't heard yet!"
Girl: "Oh yea, what is it? I've heard it all."
Me: "That was it.. how you doing?" *smile*
Money!! You can thank me later for that gem.
Me: "I guarantee I can tell you a line you haven't heard yet!"
Girl: "Oh yea, what is it? I've heard it all."
Me: "That was it.. how you doing?" *smile*
Money!! You can thank me later for that gem.
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we know who your friend is
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Originally Posted by MrYoungMoney
I haven't used a pick up line since I was like 15?
Anways, it went a little something like this...
Me:How are you doing?
Her:Fine
Me: I asked how you're doing, not how you looked(;
Exactly like that...
I was a kid, what can I say?
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Originally Posted by cornzilla
Me: Can I get a picture of you
Her: Why?
Me: So I can show santa what I want for Christmas.
Now this is actually kinda smooth