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how the hell does this happen and you dont move to the opposite side of the world :x :x.. LAWD i would be shook for YEARS :smh:

we were so shook we literally just laid there perfectly still until the morning. My brother and cousin were on the pullout bed and I was on the couch. We were too scared to even get up and run away so we literally just laid there perfectly still for hours. This was well over 10 years ago and we've never had any other signs of supernaturals in the house since. Very weird.
 
So many stories I can write a book.ill throw out some topics ,u guys can tell me what ya wanna hear
-Time I saw a ghost
-time I got shot
-my experience with astral projection
-my time Doingva breaking an entering,drug deal hostage situation
-my time involved in a wild west style shoot out
There's mores that just a start.pick one

please share your story about astral projection. I've been fascinated with this for years.
 
Uh, Wild West Shoot out for 500 points my man.
good one ,well it was Halloween,I was with my boys in a pretty white neighborhood,not causing any trouble just chillin ,car rolls up,we just look at it rollin by,anyway guy hops out yelling like wtf y'all looking at don't look at my car I'll kill all of you ,so I yell f outta here,then he approaches me,but then my boy outta nowhere pulls out a gun puts it to his face ,I didn't know he even had it,so the guy and his boys go back in there car and we think it's over.were waking up a few more blocks then the red car comes back rolling slowly and ten they flashed a gun at us so,my boy(whose def about that life)pulls out and starts shooting at the at the car.then we breeze before the cops come.now we're back in the good car rolls up again don't know how They found us but we had a couple straps,next things it's a drive by they start spraying ,we duckin low and bussin back(pause) the car stops one dude hops out still shooting,my boy hit him in the leg(i think)cuz he hops back in the v and they drive off,def some scary stuff,all true happened Halloween 07'and they just let me outta jail the night before for trespassing.adter that year I was in the house on Halloween.
 
Me and my gf was having a night swim a few weeks ago. We saw this asterisk-like light in the sky. We thought it was a plane flying, but it wasn't moving. It was too close to be a star. We continued to swim until I looked up and saw the light starting to move slowly. Then it moved faster across the sky until it stopped at a point. Then my girl told me to turn around............that's when I saw three of those lights aligned in a triangle not moving at all. She told me that she has seen that triangle before. By the time we finished swimming I counted 11 of those lights in the sky. When I left her crib to head home, I looked up at the sky and there was no sight of those lights.

I've seen what I believed was a UFO many, many years ago dashing through the sky. I don't know what we saw that night was UFOs or some military stuff, but that tripped me out. I know many wont believe me, but me and my lady saw what we saw that night in Centerville, Ohio.
 
I cussed out Meth and didn't get banned. True story.
Tales of the duck
It was offline.
so you know Meth in real life 
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Uh, Wild West Shoot out for 500 points my man.
good one ,well it was Halloween,I was with my boys in a pretty white neighborhood,not causing any trouble just chillin ,car rolls up,we just look at it rollin by,anyway guy hops out yelling like wtf y'all looking at don't look at my car I'll kill all of you ,so I yell f outta here,then he approaches me,but then my boy outta nowhere pulls out a gun puts it to his face ,I didn't know he even had it,so the guy and his boys go back in there car and we think it's over.were waking up a few more blocks then the red car comes back rolling slowly and ten they flashed a gun at us so,my boy(whose def about that life)pulls out and starts shooting at the at the car.then we breeze before the cops come.now we're back in the good car rolls up again don't know how They found us but we had a couple straps,next things it's a drive by they start spraying ,we duckin low and bussin back(pause) the car stops one dude hops out still shooting,my boy hit him in the leg(i think)cuz he hops back in the v and they drive off,def some scary stuff,all true happened Halloween 07'and they just let me outta jail the night before for trespassing.adter that year I was in the house on Halloween.
Y'all have a wild-west shootout and only one dude gets popped in the leg? 
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 I bet you guys were shooting gangsta style huh? Gun  pointed sideways and all.

Now the B&E hostage story! plz
 
please share your story about astral projection. I've been fascinated with this for years.
This one still gets me shook whenever I tell someone ,I rarely tell anyone becuz they always look at u like ur crazy,or say I was dreaming.but anyywayy since I was young and Alittle bit now that I'm older I suffered from sleep paralysis,which is when ur body is sleep but ur eyes are open,u can't talk or move,it usually last for about 5 min,but on this night after I was :smokin,I was laying in bed dosed off and the sleep paralysis happens which I'm used to,so I said I'll just let it pass,but it wasnt passing,about 20 min went by and I'm stuck and start to panic,I'm trying desperately with all my strength to get up ,after a few more minutes I finally lift myself up,now I'm relieved but something isn't right everything is foggy and I feel dreary,can't really explain the feelin ,so I get up outta bed to get a drink cuz now,but it feels like I'm floating as I get to my door the put the light on,as in turning the handle something tells me to look back,so I look back and see my body still laying in bed,idk if it was the shock or what but I was immediately transferred back inside my body and then I pop up,i was super shook more scared then ever in my life ,my minds racing idk what to do,i wake up everybody and tell them what happened noone believes me ,I tell friends and a few others some believe some don't,but I looked it up online and it pretty much described what happened to me and said its not a dream and it doesn't happen To people .ive never experienced it again yet,but that was toooo crazy.And 1000% true.
 
Y'all have a wild-west shootout and only one dude gets popped in the leg? :lol:  I bet you guys were shooting gangsta style huh? Gun  pointed sideways and all.

Now the B&E hostage story! plz
lol honestly I'm not really about that life to the max ,but my friends were ,I let off like 2-3 shots but was mainly trying to avoid getting hit like I said them dudes were in the at so there at got hit up but once dude tried to hop out my many hit em,we ain't have heavy machinery like that we was just young and dumb that's all ,and glad I made it out alive.ill post the b&e story in a few
 
B&e hostage story-lol this is pretty funny now that I look back on it ,I was doin some little side hustling for this older guy on the block who was bout that,so one day he approaches me like u wanna make 20gs,at first I'm like :rolleyes,but he tells me this dude owes him like 10gs and he just got a settlement for $60 gs,got te money in the crib and he's a crack head so we can get in and nobody would call the cops .so I'm like yea in down on my yolo steez,we get there it's me and the older g and another guy,I go knock on the door and the guy answers in like "it's Larry"he open it's a little and says idk Larry an goes to shut the door ,but before he does I kick it open and get in. I got the mask and gloves on so I'm good,I keep asking where's the money,he's was older maybe in his 50s,so I was good,as I'm looking for the money I see him going in the draw for a knife ,he pulled it out an as he's about to charge at me I give him the super punch.hes laid out .still can't find the money ,then the other guy comes in and is like wats taking so long.i pull the phone chord out the wall and proceed to tie him up,we find another crack head in the back and tied him up,my man pulls out a gun and the crackhead starts saying he got the money on his bank card in his wallet with the pin number and everything,so we et outta the.they drive to a random ATM and look at the balance which has like 100 bucks in it ,we all felt dumb ,idk what happened after that cuz I dipped and stopped messing with them dudes cuz that was a crazy situation,I didn't even care about the money after that .
 
please share your story about astral projection. I've been fascinated with this for years.
This one still gets me shook whenever I tell someone ,I rarely tell anyone becuz they always look at u like ur crazy,or say I was dreaming.but anyywayy since I was young and Alittle bit now that I'm older I suffered from sleep paralysis,which is when ur body is sleep but ur eyes are open,u can't talk or move,it usually last for about 5 min,but on this night after I was :smokin,I was laying in bed dosed off and the sleep paralysis happens which I'm used to,so I said I'll just let it pass,but it wasnt passing,about 20 min went by and I'm stuck and start to panic,I'm trying desperately with all my strength to get up ,after a few more minutes I finally lift myself up,now I'm relieved but something isn't right everything is foggy and I feel dreary,can't really explain the feelin ,so I get up outta bed to get a drink cuz now,but it feels like I'm floating as I get to my door the put the light on,as in turning the handle something tells me to look back,so I look back and see my body still laying in bed,idk if it was the shock or what but I was immediately transferred back inside my body and then I pop up,i was super shook more scared then ever in my life ,my minds racing idk what to do,i wake up everybody and tell them what happened noone believes me ,I tell friends and a few others some believe some don't,but I looked it up online and it pretty much described what happened to me and said its not a dream and it doesn't happen To people .ive never experienced it again yet,but that was toooo crazy.And 1000% true.

It was a dream.
 
leave him be. His time will come. He will stay with what he has created.
but yo franknbeans there is a higher calling for you.
Remember.
Not sure if serious?lol,there was also the time ingot shot in the back,still hot the bullet in my back to prove it Not a good memory though
 
I created the McDonalds snack wrap. in 2005 I worked at a McDonalds. it was a stormy night and it was about 2 crew member (including my self) 1 register girl and 1 manager on duty. We pretty much were closed (inside) for the night and me and my coworker just started making random creations. My friend made a 5 piece big mac but I was a little more dangerous. I found some breakfast tortillas in the freezer and thawed them out. Then I took 3 chicken selects, some lettuce, some cheddar jack cheese, and a ranch dipping sauce and made it. A year later, Mcdonalds started selling snack wraps. I also made a honey mustard 1 ( 2nd snack wrap to be introduced).
 
When i was 13, summer of 2000, my brother is working at our local high school tutoring kids in math. i take classes in the morning but stick around the afternoons to ride home with him because he doesn't finish until like 5pm.

anyways one afternoon i spend it walking around the high school, its summer so really there's no one in the building unless they're in summer school or training for the football team, track or taking some kind of class.

so i find my way to the 3rd floor, i heard the sound of kids playing in a pool and a whistle etc - so i go in and there's some high school age white kids and a swimming instructor, they're all swimming and playing so i walk up and talk to them and ask if they do this daily, my thought process being if i'm here every afternoon waiting on my brother maybe i can take a dip every afternoon instead of sitting in a hot *** classroom while he teaches algebra. - the kids in the pool, young white men and women are like yea sure we're here every day from 1pm to 3pm.

now we're a predominantly black school but we do have some white kids so i didn't think anything of them being in the pool swimming but anyways...

i go on about my day, get home with my brother and tell him i'm gonna pack some trunks for tomorrow and go swimming while he teaches, he's like where? I'm like the pool on the 3rd floor. he goes there's a pool on the south side of the building on the 1st floor but not the 3rd. i'm like na, theres a nice pool on the 3rd floor and there's some kind of swimming program going on there. he denies me and I'm just like "I'll show you tomorrow" - bet


the next day i pack trunks, go about my morning class and when 1pm comes around i walk to the 3rd floor with my brother only to find...

the pool is drained, once white corroded tiles are now in place of the nice pool i saw the day before and according to the janitor the pool hasn't been used in decades after a kid drowned in the 70's.

my brother is like see i told you, and no one believes i saw what i saw. i have no reason to front though. i just let it go

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2 weeks ago i was sitting on my couch...im the only one home and i put my car keys on the coffee table...i get on here for like 20 min, then get up and im ready to leave. I look for my keys cant find them (reminder i have not moved or touched them) walk out of the room come back and they are sitting on my couch somehow?
 
@brandon3000 you were just on the 1st floor fam...you were yung and confused bruh
 
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of my girls I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to have sex. So be it.I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferraris have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my crotch. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my crotch. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later.

My 30 inch crotch is going inside of her box, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm having sex with her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I finally finished. There had to have been about two pints of my men everywhere. People say I shoot like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
 
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