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Longest drought I recall was about a month because of our work schedules.
Relationship'd NT'ers...what's the longest you and yours have ever went without...
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it was so on and off for the dumbest reasons and i barely tolerated him just cuz he wouldn't stay away...it was to the point i was lying about being at school studying in the library and i would just go home and go to sleep or watch tv...the end of that relationsip took me out of character...when we did finally break up for good I didn't know how to act...i came home every weekend and was in the club in DC every chance i got
i honestly spent most of the time wondering ifI was being petty for wanting to end it or i should just try to work it out...only reason it took so long...IMO women have a much higher tolerance for the BS then men...whether thats good or bad i have no clue
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I've gone from gettin it 4 times a week when we first started dating to marriage and a son, and getting it like every three months and special occasions. I say to all you young catz, dont get married until you beasted a crazy amount in yo life.
Or find yourself a nympho!
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OP...why the hell do you talk with all the code word/phrase mumbo jumbo bs?
"if they dont eat at home, they just find a mcdonalds"
"open the door for extracurriculars"
what the eff dude...just say "before they cheat" & "oral sex"
no wonder nobody wants to buy your book...
just kidding, but seriously...
"if they dont eat at home, they just find a mcdonalds"
"open the door for extracurriculars"
what the eff dude...just say "before they cheat" & "oral sex"
no wonder nobody wants to buy your book...
just kidding, but seriously...
mrbrown
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OP
6 months hu? Just cheat fam cause it sounds like you need a reason talking about mcdonalds and @**+
your girl is getting piped btw
6 months hu? Just cheat fam cause it sounds like you need a reason talking about mcdonalds and @**+
your girl is getting piped btw
KMante
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Dang, y'all making marriage sound depressing
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It's my thing, homie...not everyone's blessed with the conceptual simplicity of, say, Rick Ross. Metaphors, similes, neologisisms...it's what separates me. True, it's not everybody's twist...but check my Amazon reviews, bruh...there's a market for it, it's just not the flea market. You'll get a shovel one day.
I can definitely agree that I need some, but the only things stopping me are 1) I would off myself most expediently if I brought any nasty surprises back to the baby and 2) I know for a fact she's not getting piped. That cave of wonders is sealed, word to Aladdin.
@Mouse- that's a solid theory. expect to see it again.
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in a relationship, well not long...
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i don't even know what that means
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^
Edit...1600th post
only took 6 years lol
Edit...1600th post
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You are not alone.Originally Posted by BroComeAtMe
i don't even know what that means
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They want it just as bad as dudes and if your not giving it to them there still getting it from somewhere.
Not a jealous man but females lie.
Not a jealous man but females lie.
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Originally Posted by BroComeAtMe
i don't even know what that means
Oh, I didn't expect you to...it'll randomly hit you a few years from now when you least expect it like a song lyric you never quite caught. It's cool.
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Ooooooo I think I get it...does it mean that he will dig it one day?
bluexsneakerhead
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7 months. i go to university in socal and he goes to university in SF.
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Its been about 4 weeks. Its just weird in general now. She dosent really wanna do it so its like doing a dead body lol she dosent interact at all. I guess were just not meant for sex lol
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3 weeks. Agonizing. Sideeying her
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i don't even know what that means
Oh, I didn't expect you to...it'll randomly hit you a few years from now when you least expect it like a song lyric you never quite caught. It's cool.
Ooooooo I think I get it...does it mean that he will dig it one day?
Yeah, but don't tell him that
It ain't advanced Shakespeare, folks.
Originally Posted by blackmagnus514
3 weeks. Agonizing. Sideeying her
Man, I know that feeling...after like a week and a half you start looking at her like "Why do I like you again?" Trying to resist the urge to call that old special teamer you may keep on deck for such occasions or see just how serious that chick at work is when she flirts with you. They know they wrong...KNOW IT.
Ugh. Been there...that is not an enjoyable experience. Might need to see what else is out there since she isn't right for sex, that's a problem.
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spot on man. I'm trying.
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I mean its kinda hard man when your truely in love with her and stuff. I just can't up nd leave...
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I totally dig it...my current loves me, and I...appreciate that.
The whole situation is a dangerous game, and I understand in a way I didn't before how this type of thing can $#+* up perfectly good relationships.
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a couple months
da r entertainment
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That is the truth. Women don't understand that part. They think we're just horny #+$ dogs, but na %!!* that we got needs and if they can't fulfill them like we fulfill theirs then there is a serious issue at handOriginally Posted by potus2028
I totally dig it...my current loves me, and I...appreciate that.Seriously, I know she's the best partner for the future and that it would be kinda shortsighted to trash what we have just cuz I can't quite manage my horny...but sometimes shortsightedness happens because you can't see past who's on your ****....it's a guy thing.
The whole situation is a dangerous game, and I understand in a way I didn't before how this type of thing can $#+* up perfectly good relationships.
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Originally Posted by Da R Entertainment
That is the truth. Women don't understand that part. They think we're just horny #+$ dogs, but na %!!* that we got needs and if they can't fulfill them like we fulfill theirs then there is a serious issue at handOriginally Posted by potus2028
I totally dig it...my current loves me, and I...appreciate that.Seriously, I know she's the best partner for the future and that it would be kinda shortsighted to trash what we have just cuz I can't quite manage my horny...but sometimes shortsightedness happens because you can't see past who's on your ****....it's a guy thing.
The whole situation is a dangerous game, and I understand in a way I didn't before how this type of thing can $#+* up perfectly good relationships.
Bro hang in there and be strong!!! I remember some of your older post, sounds like you have transitioned into a better person. Don't give in to temptation pimp!
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my recent girl/friend
(long distance)
has probably been a month or so, she doesnt even bother shaving down there
but that mess is tight as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(long distance)
has probably been a month or so, she doesnt even bother shaving down there
but that mess is tight as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu