quik1987
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dirty said you're a simp
So I sent this girl flowers..... (update pg. 1)
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Hence what I said about the kid thing.
I have gotten used to her driving seperate sometimes just in case she has to bounce. She just feels comfy doing that and she let me know about it the day I mether.
So basically....since we would stay there (the dunes) for 2 full days I was thinking about that a head of time. So when it came out I kinda messed my words upand before I could finish she jumped the gun. I hope that explains it a bit more
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How much did the flowers cost you?
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YNSE.
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45?
I got her the spring murda mix or something like that
I wonder how they look
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OP.... You sir, are the biggest simp in the world.
Girls don't like when you come on too hard.
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biggatree
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Flowers = Instantaneous Simpletonship
20-30 years ago, maybe that was acceptable. Most ladies these days get a weird vibe from flowers. She doesn't smell the fragrance, she smells thedesperation. Use a little creativity/originality the next time you take an L.
20-30 years ago, maybe that was acceptable. Most ladies these days get a weird vibe from flowers. She doesn't smell the fragrance, she smells thedesperation. Use a little creativity/originality the next time you take an L.
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You got her some flowers or one of them Hot 97 Jamaican remixes?Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
I got her the spring murda mix or something like that
Damn son.
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The delivery man probably through the dougie down.
j/k
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lrrr
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%$@% did you apologize more than once for
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I know NTers don't read but....NTers really don't read.
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Originally Posted by iLLoQuent aka DSK
You got her some flowers or one of them Hot 97 Jamaican remixes?Originally Posted by Stay Lurkin
I got her the spring murda mix or something like that
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this makes me chuckle every time i see it
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double posttt
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So did she write back?
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thats good to know she texted back...now find us why it took her so long
women
women
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Originally Posted by wanksta23
thats good to know she texted back...now find us why it took her so long
women
Seriously.
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Two questions in one text? yeah you thirsty bro you need some gatorade or something?
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took her that long to respond?
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c mon man...he REALLY likes her..if a female you like took THAT long to respond, im sure many people would have some questions..esp if they dontrespond quickly..you just gotta know whats going on
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My dude, you're catching more losses than the city of Detroit. Let it go. I have no patience for weird females, especially with baggage.
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Next time you see her you should put on a wife beater and ask her who she was fornicating with for the last 27 hours in a loud voice. I would then break abottle and put the sharp edges close to her neck (word to Streetcar Named Desire). If she's still down after all the crying, she's a keeper.
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