So my Girl damn near killed me

[23mcpizzle23]

So i have been sick for the last five days and yesterday my fever got real bad. So my girl comes home and gives me some pills sudafed i think and ask me do iwant some tea, im like yea. So she makes the tea and its mad nasty so im like i dont want this #%%, but she insist i drink it. So i do and about 15min later imeven worse light headed fever and cant even walk str8 to the bathroom. So i go to emergency and the nurse ask me what have i had the lest few hours and im likesudafed and thats it... My girls like no and some tea with tequila and the nurse starts

and is like did your throat hurt and im like no. so this wholetime i think im about to die because im mad dizzy and have the worst fever i have ever had and this chick got me drunk on some mexican healing #%%... So mygirl talks to her mom today and finds out that she gave me way to much tequila and now im sick and a little hung over, not a good look!!! So if your black oranything else and have a mexican girl watch her little family healing secrets!!!

 

[schrutefarms]

dump her #%*

pics?

 

[the pga tour]

how much could you have possibly had?

 

[the big homey]

she prob. threw half tea half tequila

 

[been here]

Your not a real man.... thats all

 

[84jordan03]

i just find it funny that the mexican family secret involves tequila

 

[thunderchunk69]

shes a bird

a mexican bird

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by The Big Homey

she prob. threw half tea half tequila

Yea thats what she did and the cup was mad big, i think it affected me more because of the pills and i was already hurten.

 

[j super]

she proly pour too much tequila

 

[inno21]

Ur gurl aint tryin to kill you, she was tryin to get it crackin man

.She just wanted too loosen u up. But on the real tho, those homemade remedies usually work better then store meds. Either they knock u out and u wake upfeelin like Superman or u end up high as kite both of which are good feelings

 

[cashmerethought96]

^not necessary

 

[goldnboi7]

Nothin like a 80 proof home remedy 2 show ya love...I'm self-medicatin as we speak with 1500cc of vodka (Ciroc if anyone cares...)

 

[devanisgee]

Pics of the girl?

 

[mister916]

Originally Posted by Inno21


Ur gurl aint tryin to kill you, she was tryin to get it crackin man

. She just wanted too loosen u up. But on the real tho, those homemade remedies usually work better then store meds. Either they knock u out and u wake up feelin like Superman or u end up high as kite both of which are good feelings

 

[r3dm4n jr]

Originally Posted by 23MCpizzle23

So if your black or anything else and have a mexican girl watch her little family healing secrets!!!

 

[roback1991]

I suggest you sign a pre-nup before you get married. She's gonna poison you and take your s**t.

 

[jordan23lilelias4]

get away from her before its too late

 

[awash242]

you just a lightweight

 

[theotherai9]

 

[west2east]

So if your black or anything else and have a mexican girl watch her little family healing secrets!!!

They work! She just didn't get it right!

 

[sole lovely]

she loves you!

 

[npa07]

how dumb is this broad? alch + pills = death

 

[Bonafide]

I never trust a %@++#, I blame lorraina bobbit

 

[the821empire]

lol damn kid!

 

[cutthroat417]

Lmao, maybe she did it on purpose?