Sympathy muff

[willy hitchero]

How to acquire.

 

[desoiation1]

 

[nubiandisaster]

he wants to know how to get sympathy sexy time.

 

[chero]

Originally Posted by NubianDisaster

he wants to know how to get sympathy sexy time.

 

[willy hitchero]

Originally Posted by NubianDisaster

he wants to know how to get sympathy sexy time.

 

[calibeebee]

simp

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Tell her you lost your leg in Vietnam.

 

[j671]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Tell her you lost your leg in Vietnam.

but what if he still has both..id say tell her "I LOST A TESTICLE TRYING TO SAVE A DROWNING ANIMAL,ALTHOUGH, I KNEW IT WASNT POSSIBLE,I FELT IN MY HEART,I MUST TRY!!!!!..WANNA SEE?"

 

[willy hitchero]

JohnnyRedStorm wrote:

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Tell her...

NEXT.

 

[eiddyfouw]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

JohnnyRedStorm wrote:

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Tell her...

NEXT.

 Am I reading too much into this?

 

[air ih zona]

#*!$%+ simp

 

[Majorbread]

Sympathy muff is for the betas

 

[willy hitchero]

Originally Posted by calibeebee

simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

Air ih Zona wrote:

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#*!$%+ simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas


All four of ya'll are game-slow. I like getting comped pity sex when I go back on the market. Excuse me. Ya'll just mad ya'll ain't got nobody lined up and waiting on their number to be called

. How am I a simp for getting "simp-athy" muff? #@%** please.. Damn 'tards, I tell ya...

 

[calibeebee]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by calibeebee

simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas

Air ih Zona wrote:

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#*!$%+ simp

40inchBoost wrote:

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Sympathy muff is for the betas


All four of ya'll are game-slow. I like getting comped pity sex when I go back on the market. Excuse me. Ya'll just mad ya'll ain't got nobody lined up and waiting on their number to be called

. How am I a simp for getting "simp-athy" muff? #@%** please.. Damn 'tards, I tell ya...

you just made a post on HOW to get sympathy muff.  You are a simp for asking HOW to do it.

 

[willy hitchero]

That doesn't even make sense. Simps tricked on women, stupid. #slangfail

 

[Sir San Diego]

You want a woman to feel sorry for you to the point she lets you hit?

Not even factoring in how disgusted she's gonna feel when you're in it, but how are you gonna feel when you look in the mirror after and realize you got skins because you're too lame to get skins?

Insert "Son I am disappoint" pic here.

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

You want a woman to feel sorry for you to the point she lets you hit?

Not even factoring in how disgusted she's gonna feel when you're in it, but how are you gonna feel when you look in the mirror after and realize you got skins because you're too lame to get skins?

Insert "Son I am disappoint" pic here.

 

[willy hitchero]

Wait, refresh my memory. Since when was it lame to cash in on rebound muff? I see what you guys are trying to do. "Oh, let's make a joke out of the OP"... cool and all... but how am I not #WINNING by capitalizing here?

I am seriously confused.

So I should.... ignore... the calls and texts from past flings and future exes because.... wait, huh? The +@@# are you dudes talking about? I'm cashing in!

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Sympathy shouldn't be your selling point, it should only be something you bust out there every once and while to catch her off guard.

 

[aojmf]

agreeedd

 

[willy hitchero]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Sympathy shouldn't be your selling point, it should only be something you bust out there every once and while to catch her off guard.

Fam... I'm newly single.. it's not like this is a regular pitching point. I don't have a regular pitching point. I've been tied to one of two women for the last 3 years. Now I'm not. This is a discussion. JUST a discussion. I didn't put a question mark at the end of "How to acquire"..

.... did I?

 So who wants to know how to pull 2 new possibles 24 hours into the single life? Or are we just gonna keep pretended I'm lame and a "simp" for being able to do so? 

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Brolic Scholar

You want a woman to feel sorry for you to the point she lets you hit?

Not even factoring in how disgusted she's gonna feel when you're in it, but how are you gonna feel when you look in the mirror after and realize you got skins because you're too lame to get skins?

Insert "Son I am disappoint" pic here.

 

[mj all day45]

Originally Posted by Willy Hitchero

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Sympathy shouldn't be your selling point, it should only be something you bust out there every once and while to catch her off guard.

Fam... I'm newly single.. it's not like this is a regular pitching point. I don't have a regular pitching point. I've been tied to one of two women for the last 3 years. Now I'm not. This is a discussion. JUST a discussion. I didn't put a question mark at the end of "How to acquire"..

.... did I?

 So who wants to know how to pull 2 new possibles 24 hours into the single life? Or are we just gonna keep pretended I'm lame and a "simp" for being able to do so? 

It may not be simp'n, but it's still sad. Have some dignity. You want a girl to smang you out of pity...i see why your single. And you aren't very good at doing that. Very beta bro...

 

[do work son]

you made a post asking how to acquire sympathy muff, then told us you didnt need the help and that you were already getting it. so why did you post in the first place? OP, you're lame.

 

[willy hitchero]

Excuse me for attempting to have a discussion without actually needing a thousand rookie pointers. My bad. I thought we were men. I figured after all you guys did was +@%!@ about girl problem threads filling the first page up, we could actually have a chat about girl solutions. Whoops.

You see why I'm single? Why is that?

%#*@ outta here. Excuse me, option 3 just invited me to drinks and blunts. Ya'll take care now.