the thread about nothing...

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

I can't even front anymore..

Monica yelled really does sound like MY _____..

Story:
A lady randomly yelled MONICA in the store and it caught my attention..

 

[c flyness]

 

[sb]

I can't even front anymore..

Monica yelled really does sound like MY _____..

Story:
A lady randomly yelled MONICA in the store and it caught my attention..

 

[southernhospita]

Ever since Carl Nassib tackled his skeleton out the closet dudes want to bring up Micheal Sam
As if Micheal wasn’t completely trash he just happened to also be gay

 

[Belgium]

question: was she hot?

By 78 year old standards I guess you could put her in the upper echelon.

 

[Belgium]

Ever thought of buying something just to pass it on to your future kids/grandkids/great grandkids or something?

I bought another MAFEX Michael Jordan just for that purpose gonna have to include extra jerseys so they'd idolize the guy as much as I did right now

Never solely for that reason but I absolutely intend to pass on some of my jewelry to my future kids.

I bought my granddad’s 18k gold bracelet from one of my aunts after his passing because I love the idea of memorializing a family member that way.

 

[Grine]

I randomly bumped into an elderly lady today that I drunkenly tried to smash a few years ago when she was 78. I tried to avoid her in the store because I figured it could get awkward if she remembered me but she quickly brought up what happened in the bar those years ago

I was pretty drunk (not enough to forget) and was having a good time at a local bar with some friends and women from my class. This 78 year old joined us on the dancefloor so we invited her over to our table afterwards. She buys us all some drinks and all of a sudden she climbs on top of me and starts giving me a lengthy lapdance while everyone else looked on in disbelief and laughter. Afterwards she continued to just sit on my lap. Throughout all the hours we were there, she didn’t have one sip of alcohol, only diet coke.

When she went to leave at about 4AM, I drunkenly stumbled outside and asked her if she wanted to continue at home where she left off but she said she “had enough fun for today”

Not my proudest moment in hindsight. And to make matters worse, there was video of the lapdance and me feeling her up during it. One of the women from my class recorded the whole thing.

You’re into GILF?

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

 

[had pants]

 

[niceshoes247]

Buenos días

 

[had pants]

 

[8|24]

Shouldve knocked the dust off that

literally

By 78 year old standards I guess you could put her in the upper echelon.

 

[Grine]

I’m getting on this…

 

[suberzat1]

I'll hear from you never again but best of luck!

 

[davinelulinvega]

I can't even front anymore..

Monica yelled really does sound like MY _____..

Story:
A lady randomly yelled MONICA in the store and it caught my attention..

"There was Brenda, Latisha (Uh), Linda, Felicia (Okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines and Alicia (Ooh)
Teresa, Monica, Sharon, Nicki (Uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (Damn)
Cookie, well, I met her in a ice cream parlor (Right)
Tonya, Diane, Lori, and Carla (Okay)
Marina (Uh), Selena (Uh), Katrina (Uh), Sabrina (Uh)
About three Kims (What?), LaToya and Tina (Woo)
Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda (Uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (Damn)
Stacy, Tracie, Rohna and Ronda (What?)
Donna, Yolanda (What?), Tawana, and Wanda (What?) "



By the way I got to admit I didn't understand which Monica you were talking about

When people mentions "Karen" here as a stereotype I prefer to associate that name with Rashida Jones

 

[had pants]

 

[kickvicisous]

We need nike to bring that box back TURBO UNO

 

[c flyness]

 

[c flyness]

 

[kickvicisous]

I'd be worried about ******* a 76 year old, I'm a humble guy but I'm sure I'd break her hips

 

[picasso swerve]

Thats a decent 30 win squad in the NBA.

 

[sneeker]

Had an employees meeting just before concluding the day at work. what was supposed to be a 17-20 minute educational meeting turned into an hour long torture of women hijacking the whole session with useless interaction. should have walked out when I had the chance and gone to sleep in the locker room. I could have used that nap time.

Worst part is, there is a Friend's JANICE in that meeting that wouldn't shut up. Yes you can here me saying OMG with my eyes rolling.

 

[8|24]

nice to see Zoboomafoo like to get lit as well

 

[maq25060]

I had this wild escapada in greensboro w/ this shorty a few years. Spent hundreds on food like 4 or 5 in 3days, and when I came to senses I reported my card stolen. The waiters received cash tips so they were good. But yeah, I was trippin. Twas fun though.

Mans out here copping to that fraud life lol. I ain't mad, i guess.

 

[tr1ll]

A “decent” 30 win squad. What!?!