Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[metrokid26]

Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

I came.

"Tell Irene I Hurricame before she did"

just made it up, I'm sure somebody would like that.

"The only thing as bad as the hurricane, was Bloomberg's Spanish"


"Ladies, if you think all men you deal with are dogs, get out the pound once in a while"


post any and every "profound" line from "Watch the Throne"


Jersey Shore's "If she's _________, She's too young for you bro!"

 

[finallyfamous]

Originally Posted by HOOD17

Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

Originally Posted by Goldmember

- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".



- I remember in first grade when you had the 64 box of crayons, everybody thought you were rich.




- Facebook is like prison. You hang around, write on walls, and get poked by people without your consent.




- When I was little, “I am gonna tell your mom

 

[do work son]

don't forget the lube, monday.

 

[neukicks]

 

[jackel56]

 

[da r entertainment]

Originally Posted by Tim Lincecum

Originally Posted by Goldmember

- Got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple of lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch".

 

[tupacsback]

I don't always drink milk, but when I do I prefer dos bobbies.

 

[John Wick]

well since we on the subject of Facebook... is there some kind of app for it that will let me use just the messenger... i rarely comment and post on walls.. all i do is chat...

 

[hizzle]

Originally Posted by JayzOnMyToes

well since we on the subject of Facebook... is there some kind of app for it that will let me use just the messenger... i rarely comment and post on walls.. all i do is chat...

Yeah, it's called Facebook Messenger. I know iOS has it.

 

[John Wick]

Originally Posted by Hizzle

Originally Posted by JayzOnMyToes

well since we on the subject of Facebook... is there some kind of app for it that will let me use just the messenger... i rarely comment and post on walls.. all i do is chat...

Yeah, it's called Facebook Messenger. I know iOS has it.

yea i heard of that but i was wondering if the had it on the Lion

 

[coolgraymemo]

I rarely update my status on facebook. I might start using these.

 

[hostos]

some funny stuff in here

keep em coming

 

[l0key jeenius]

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

Facebook is sick to manipulate while intoxicated in some way.

only time im usually on FB

. drunk or high.

 

[poloplaya]

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No Mutual friends, Who the f*** are you

 

[nickle dime bay]

i like these

 

[coolgraymemo]

Haven't updated my FB in a while.

 

[czdadegrees]

some of these are definitely

and then some s\are just

will be using some of these tommrow

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

Originally Posted by PoloPlaya

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No Mutual friends, Who the f*** are you

Mine right now is:

Cancel that bi_ch, ill buy another one..

 

[imreallydirknowitzki]

#++! everyone and everything else, I'm about me. (Yes that's the mood I'm in right now)

 

[sportinjordans916]

I posted "Post 3 things you love about me, and 3 things you hate about me."
Not very creative or original, but I got some honest options and replies that I appreciated and was fun to see others opinions/perspective...

 

[jt air jt]

 

[Spectacular23]

Any new ones?

 

[nktran001]

I'm so tired of seeing hoodrats on my newsfeed. I want to unfriend all of them, but then I'll have 0 friends

(not a suggestion for a facebook status update).

 

[johnnyhardaway]

Hey there beautiful, why don't you get down on your knee's and smile like a doughnut!

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by TupacsBack

"Now accepting girlfriend applications"
I got 20 likes and I'm fat.