Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[dunksnjordans1992]

I Get Bunz

 

[degenerate423]

Originally Posted by J PayCheck

For the romantic NT'ers:
"If no one has told you "I love you" today, let me be the first, I love you."


Or for the grimey NT'er, remix it:
 "If no one has told you "I love you" today, probably because no one loves you."
 "If no one has told you "I love you" today, you probably have no real friends even if your facebook says other wise."

Or just say...
"How you got 800+ facebook friends but no one never comments?"

i really wonder who would take it personal if i posted that up

...

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by mrshadow

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

i used this one and so far i got 1 comment " wowww! you're lameee!!!!"

Seriously bro?

I used this one and got like 20 'likes'

 

[beastmode212]

this is some good stuff...lol

 

[mrshadow]

Originally Posted by CertifiedSW

Originally Posted by mrshadow

Originally Posted by Boomatic206

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

i used this one and so far i got 1 comment " wowww! you're lameee!!!!"

Seriously bro?

I used this one and got like 20 'likes'

naw at the end of the day i got 10 likes and like 6 comments

 

[creekshow]

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery

I used to work at a blanket factory, but it folded

Did you hear corduroy pillows are making headlines

 

[creekshow]

double

 

[hankzilla]

Good morning facebook, any girls wanna help me chop wood? It's freezing in here.

 

[amafia]

SMH, I am straight using these. A+ biting on my part.

 

[amafia]

Originally Posted by CreekShow

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery

I used to work at a blanket factory, but it folded

Did you hear corduroy pillows are making headlines

I used this and got 5 likes in 6 mins.

 

[hankzilla]

Originally Posted by AMafia

I used this and got 5 likes in 6 mins.

You're cool.

 

[amafia]

Originally Posted by Hankzilla

Originally Posted by AMafia

I used this and got 5 likes in 6 mins.

You're cool.

Most definitely.

 

[tecca nena]

Originally Posted by hotshots24

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

[bgizzle1186]

Iron Man, is a Superhero. Iron Woman, is a command.

 

[hood17]

Originally Posted by bgizzle1186

Iron Man, is a Superhero. Iron Woman, is a command.

 

[bcollins415]

they call me Cassius, right, no relation to Clay, because my cash is right, making money all day

 

[tim teufel]

Originally Posted by bcollins415

they call me Cassius, right, no relation to Clay, because my cash is right, making money all day

 

[sigmakidownz]

Originally Posted by HOOD17

Originally Posted by bgizzle1186

Iron Man, is a Superhero. Iron Woman, is a command.

 

[calypso chanta]

lol great thread.

 

[sexpistol032]

lol

 

[xxhonchoxx]

you got sum clean %## shoe strings in dem dirty %## forces #ohyoufancyhuh

 

[vezon]

Originally Posted by bgizzle1186

Iron Man, is a Superhero. Iron Woman, is a command.

*dead* 

 

[blue23jordan]

Originally Posted by Hankzilla

Good morning facebook, any girls wanna help me chop wood? It's freezing in here.

Edit:

x 10000000000000 at the Iron Woman.

 

[bangdak]

the titantic is syncing and iron woman are pretty clever

 

[rafool]

Originally Posted by Hankzilla

Originally Posted by AMafia

I used this and got 5 likes in 6 mins.

You're cool.