What's the fastest you've gone from meeting someone to having sex with them?

I know NT is anti tricking/pay to play. But u go to sosua DR and smash the baddest chicks y’all ever hit for $60 usd. Strapped up for sure, but clapped 8 7s-9s in 2 and a half days. Never seen no **** like that in my life, literally heaven for single men. I felt like Chris brown walking around a local mall, 5 to 1 female to male ratio.
 
In high school, chic put a note on my desk basically yearning for them cheeks to be clapped. Called her up when we got out of class, my buddy drove me over to her house later that night (her moms was home and everything). Did my thing and watched a movie.

It was in the hood so her room wasn’t really furnished like that, had her gabbing onto the ironing board while I hit it from the back :lol: :lol:
Does High school count?

Because I got plenty at detention.. :rofl:
 
She sound cool on the phone.. but I didn't see her.. and that was my way to meet up with her.. I told her I was on my lunch and we got an hour.. if she was down to meat up..

We linked up and..

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Intentional or unintentional :smokin
 
I know NT is anti tricking/pay to play. But u go to sosua DR and smash the baddest chicks y’all ever hit for $60 usd. Strapped up for sure, but clapped 8 7s-9s in 2 and a half days. Never seen no **** like that in my life, literally heaven for single men. I felt like Chris brown walking around a local mall, 5 to 1 female to male ratio.

Be there in a few weeks 🤞🏾
 
2020 during COVID was super easy to get yambs.

Pro tip: I don't smoke but one life skill that can get you yambs is learning how to roll weed. Alot of women don't know how to but want to smoke. Got yambs from shorties inviting me over to roll up and escalating from there.
 
Free? Around 2 songs at the club bathroom during college.

Paid? About an hour. Costa Rica I smashed around four 9s in a span of 4 hours. It took me some time to build up the courage to pay for it (its legal), but I couldn't pass up. They were all literally 9s/10s like your favorite IG model. It was basically a pool party/orgy. My airbnb was a block away so I'd bring them to airbnb smash, then walk em out, go back to pool, show my bracelet and pick another one walking around.
 
Free? Around 2 songs at the club bathroom during college.

Paid? About an hour. Costa Rica I smashed around four 9s in a span of 4 hours. It took me some time to build up the courage to pay for it (its legal), but I couldn't pass up. They were all literally 9s/10s like your favorite IG model. It was basically a pool party/orgy. My airbnb was a block away so I'd bring them to airbnb smash, then walk em out, go back to pool, show my bracelet and pick another one walking around.
Oh u been to the “Casino” 😎
 
About 3 hrs, but never finished so I guess it doesn't count.

When I was in college I was having dinner with a girl I just started dating and her friend (who I just met for the first time), we had a great time with lots of drinks. After dinner I dropped them both off at their apartment and had a smoke in the car. I was about to drive away and opened the window to throw out the smoke when someone whispered "hey" to me, it was my girl's friend that I just had dinner with. She asked if she could jump in the car for a chat and I said sure. She said let's drive around to the back so that my girl doesn't get any wrong ideas. I drive around to the back alley and she grabs my **** through my jeans and started rubbing it and all I could do was stare at her. I was in complete shock at what was going on, but I just go along with it. We move to the back seat and she starts giving me a bj and then we begin to bang. After about 2 mins I see flashing lights behind my car and we both try to put our clothes on as fast as possible, but I could barely get my pants on before someone is banging on the window. I open the door while we are both half naked and the cops tell us to get dressed and get lost. Apparently someone called the cops on us, and to this day I believe it was my girl that called the cops on us, but she never directly confronted us about it.
 
Took probably an hour or so. Met her through Hinge and she came around my way. I bought her some ice cream and then she asked how far away the ice cream place is from my place. Told her it's like 5 minutes and it was on like Donkey Kong.

Still remember the day because we was banging on January 6th while America was under attack by it's own people. LOL
 
I think people really underestimate this. Can't tell you how many girls have told me that I didn't need to use a condom without me even asking.

One of my cherished smashes was a time where I invited this Dominican girl over to watch Da Babadook. We immediately got at it once the movie was over. I did a few pumps raw before I stopped and asked her if I should get a condom. She just put her hands on my *** and thrusted me back in. :lol:

Same girl ended up squirting on my left kneecap while topping me off that night. I fell in love for a minute because she had da IUD and let me shoot up the club without issue. Also told me that I took her "butt virginity" but I don't believe that for a second because she took it like a god damn pro. The only inkling of truth to that was that she was riding me and I felt a tear drop fall onto my shoulder, but she was going hard in the paint.

If she wasn't so annoying I would've wifed her up and never looked back.

WHEN I would use a condom and it broke u can tell they feel it too lol and the stare happens then like u said.......She just put her hands on my *** and thrusted me back in.

welp
 
Met her on bumble, we decided to meet at a bar, then we made out inside the bar and went to her place nearby...gonna say 2-3 hours
 
I know NT is anti tricking/pay to play. But u go to sosua DR and smash the baddest chicks y’all ever hit for $60 usd. Strapped up for sure, but clapped 8 7s-9s in 2 and a half days. Never seen no **** like that in my life, literally heaven for single men. I felt like Chris brown walking around a local mall, 5 to 1 female to male ratio.

My potna was just out there last weekend. He posted the location and I already knew what it was :lol:

It was just him and 3 of our boys. Bro sent a video of about 15 of em in the villa. I was hating on the inside :lol:

Hitting Cartagena tomorrow though. Gonna see what they talking about.
 
Thread making me want to hit up this girl just for the summer

Like my dad them say, you better use them good stones

My pops favorite saying is “at 25, they had to give me a new d**** because I used the old one up”

My godfather once told me you could sex 1 new girl a day for the rest of your life, and you still wouldn’t reach half of what I did :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Man you better thrash while you still can

Y’all boys be blessed :pimp: :pimp: :pimp:

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My best friend’s dad loves to brag about how he’s had sex with over 600 women in his life. Dude is pushing 70 now and he still has like 4-6 girlfriends at any given time. :lol:

My friend is currently following in his womanizing footsteps.

My dad be trying to knock down any young tenderoni I bring around him. Asking me how they mama look. Like man if you don’t getcho….. on somewhere. Nothing worse than your dad trying to compete. I think that’s why a lot of us dudes are messed up in terms of women:lol:
 
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