What's the fastest you've gone from meeting someone to having sex with them?

[wavycrocket]

Some years back, got this chick number outside a day party in DC on the way to my car. Was about to leave, and shorty told me she also was also staying in Baltimore with a friend, and needed a ride back.

Scooped her and her homegirl up from the same spot. Drove back. Got the top almost immediately as I drove back on I-95 back home . So maybe 20 minutes from getting the number/pickup. Tried to finese the Trey ball, but her friend was acting sleepy

Ended up foolin around with shorty for a year or two. Lor baddie too, just annoying as hell smh

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

an hour or 2
but I used to work at a club



and god bless all these ladies from these stories
truly doing the lords work




one on a more wholesome note
approached a baddie in the streets
we somehow clicked off rip and ended up going on an impromptu day date for 8 hrs
walked around, talked, sat here and there, grabbed food
and I think it even ended with top at hers

 

[$tacy]

My potna was just out there last weekend. He posted the location and I already knew what it was

It was just him and 3 of our boys. Bro sent a video of about 15 of em in the villa. I was hating on the inside

Hitting Cartagena tomorrow though. Gonna see what they talking about.

Never seen no **** like it in my life. Had 5 of em bday suits in the pool for like 4 hours then had a OG booty talk scene. Switcharoo, Trey way everything u can think of. Sent em away with Reebok classic money.

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Never seen no **** like it in my life. Had 5 of em bday suits in the pool for like 4 hours then had a OG booty talk scene. Switcharoo, Trey way everything u can think of. Sent em away with Reebok classic money.

 

[wavycrocket]

My potna was just out there last weekend. He posted the location and I already knew what it was

It was just him and 3 of our boys. Bro sent a video of about 15 of em in the villa. I was hating on the inside

Hitting Cartagena tomorrow though. Gonna see what they talking about.

Oh, best believe Colombia on the list before I hang it up. Ya boy going up in the rafters. Getting it all out now

Safe travels dawg.

 

[nikekid6]

NT cookin

 

[tr1ll]

Man, I’d love to do that with my boys but they’re too damn married.

 

[3stheluckynumbe]

Man, I’d love to do that with my boys but they’re too damn married.

I’ve been trying to get my guys to go on a trip but they some bums smh.

Thread got me driving down memory lane

Thinking about all my partners, I think the only women that made me wait for more than an hour were all gfs

Working at Walmart, college and college parties, things were too easy.

 

[$tacy]

Colombia, brazil, Tijuana and the jersey in the rafters. Can’t even look at yambs here the same.

 

[willypete]

Oh, best believe Colombia on the list before I hang it up. Ya boy going up in the rafters. Getting it all out now

Safe travels dawg.

Let me know when you making that trip especially if frshstunna going as well

 

[fluid hips]

Like my dad them say, you better use them good stones

My pops favorite saying is “at 25, they had to give me a new d**** because I used the old one up”

My godfather once told me you could sex 1 new girl a day for the rest of your life, and you still wouldn’t reach half of what I did

Man you better thrash while you still can

Y’all boys be blessed

You right b

Bout to hit her up later tonight.

Closed mouths don't get fed

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

The boys rolled up on me getting toppy in the whip outside the Clark ATL dorms…Always remember that cuz the “How Fly” mixtape was on the whole time

Literally the greatest album to do triflin shh to back then.

 

[dhart48]

about an hour into The Order of The Phoenix in the theater.

It was this chick from Match.com(those were the days) who was HEAVY into HP.
She wanted to see the movie but wanted to see it with someone who was also a fan.
She was HELLA into the movie when it started, like psycho into it.
Then she turned to me
gave me crazy eyes(word to Barney Stinson and that crazy/hot scale)
and said "I'm really happy you took me to this movie." That's when I made my move.
She sat on it until the movie was wrapping up,
then we went back to her place and properly smashed.

Probably the GOAT ONS for me, we really didn't talk at all that night
even when it came to HP
and it was obvious we weren't gonna ever see each other again.

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

an hour or 2
but I used to work at a club



and god bless all these ladies from these stories
truly doing the lords work




one on a more wholesome note
approached a baddie in the streets
we somehow clicked off rip and ended up going on an impromptu day date for 8 hrs
walked around, talked, sat here and there, grabbed food
and I think it even ended with top at hers

how can you not fall in love after this?

 

[a blinkin]

Oh, best believe Colombia on the list before I hang it up. Ya boy going up in the rafters. Getting it all out now

Safe travels dawg.

Appreciate it my g.

I’ll bring some stories back

 

[smedroc]

My best friend’s dad loves to brag about how he’s had sex with over 600 women in his life. Dude is pushing 70 now and he still has like 4-6 girlfriends at any given time.

That's cool and all but has he found someone he can be vunerable with??

 

[wavycrocket]

Let me know when you making that trip especially if frshstunna going as well

Mane, hit my phone with your bluffing asss . You know we be outchea

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

how can you not fall in love after this?

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

my algos on the same program now it seems

 

[John Wick]

similar stories to everyone else done lost count how many Hs i left the club with on one nights stands drunk as hell

but man one day ima have to get my boys together to go to south america lol

 

[Brownstone]

Can't wait, hitting up Bogota in August for a bachelor party, my boy went before so he got all the connects. Already peeped the catalogue

Pray for your boy

 

[fluid hips]

Y'all wear protection out there. All these tourists recycling the same vaginas.

To each his own but that pay to play ain't for me. Like my shh organic not transactional.

 

[Comparison Ford]

Yeah the general concept of prostitution is a turn-off TO ME.

It’s one thing to go from 0-smashing because you’re both about it, but I’d have a hard time getting into any mood to do it knowing that it’s only going down because money is involved.

 

[Mark Antony]

And you might have been the 6th crew for the day.

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

Not everyone can be as lucky as this guy