Wiping the butt vol. do you stand or sit?

[Gordonson]

I stand up,

buss it wide open,

look back at it,

and wipe

I'm at the visual, but I more or less do this too. Wet wipes/soapy paper towels are a must as well.

you get cleaner wipes if you are able to prop your legs up to emulate a squat...

My dude was so excited

I might have to look into one of these though.

 

[Ox.]

 @ dude pulling on his own hair 

 @ the girl with the blue eyes and hipster hat

 

[bamez]

Neptune's kiss >

Is this the name of a splash back to your rectum?  If so, those are refreshing.

 

[tr1ll]

You ever take a dump so relieving it kinda scares you?

"Is something coming out of my *** supposed to feel good?"

 

[blastercombo]

Nah I got dem cakez daddy.

Pics?

 

[flyny]

You ever take a dump so relieving it kinda scares you?

"Is something coming out of my *** supposed to feel good?"

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like :ugh

 

[riverdale road]

Thread has me in tears.

I'm teamneatfold.

My boys are teamloofa & the toilet stays clogged up.

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

i laughed as soon as i seen the thread name

 

[trueprada]

 

[Comparison Ford]

 

You ever take a dump so relieving it kinda scares you?

"Is something coming out of my *** supposed to feel good?"

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like

:ugh

How often you thinking about this, papi?

 

[coldcity]

You ever take a dump so relieving it kinda scares you?

"Is something coming out of my *** supposed to feel good?"

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like :ugh

nah jus u

 

[dh1water]

nah jus u

 

[SC kid]

Yall ever forget yo phone or sumthin and just read the back of the products in the bathroom....

 

[dman14]

the invisible poop


so clean, you aint eem got to whipe

when i got my nutribullet and threw in all them kale, spinach, etc.

 

[coldcity]

Yall ever forget yo phone or sumthin and just read the back of the products in the bathroom....

nah i yell & have my daughter bring it to me ..

 

[Ox.]

the invisible poop

so clean, you aint eem got to whipe

when i got my nutribullet and threw in all them kale, spinach, etc.

that's rare bruh.

most annoying is taking a small dump but the wiping never ends 

 

[johnnyredstorm]

if you wipe standing up you might as well piss lying down.

 

[ksteezy]

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like :ugh

Bruh VAT?

 

[blastercombo]

Yall ever whip da angus and get a little more than a finger tip in?

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Yall ever forget yo phone or sumthin and just read the back of the products in the bathroom....

nah i yell & have my daughter bring it to me ..

Kids are so clutch man

 

[Mark Antony]

if you wipe standing up you might as well piss lying down.

This sound like a Wire quote.

 

[jayzz]

Not gonna lie, I'm the only one that locks the bathroom when I pee or ****, so I just be bussin in on people mid **** and such

 

[jayzz]

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like :ugh

Bruh you on my hella sus list now.

Next to Troy

 

[tr1ll]

You ever take a dump so relieving it kinda scares you?

"Is something coming out of my *** supposed to feel good?"

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like :ugh

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[Mark Antony]

Nah I got dem cakez daddy.

Pics?

They're on my old phone.

You ever take a dump so relieving it kinda scares you?

"Is something coming out of my *** supposed to feel good?"

Happens often
Sometimes you gotta think what dat reverse would feel like :ugh

Nah bruh, you ever take one so big you damn near blackout?