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- Apr 16, 2005
I went to my local clinic to recieve my results for my STD test that I had taken a little over two weeks ago. Im not expecting that I have anything since I have no symptoms and have been pretty safe for the most part, but you can never be too sure. They sit me down for ten minutes as they retrieve the results and I'm looking through the pamphlets thinking look at these suckers with STDs lol
The counselor finally returns to the room and he has three sheets of paper in his hand.
He gives me the first which is HIV-negative
He gives me the second which is chlamydia, gonnorhoeae, and trachomatis- negative
He gives me the third sheet which is Herpes Simplex 1 and 2. (1 is the cold sore unimportant type, and 2 is the BAD herpes)- 1 is negative... 2 is Positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I start to ask dude mad questions like how is this possible, I have no symptoms, never had an STD, do I need to get a retest, will I get bumps in the future.
Dude calms me down and says many people dont know they have it and that I could have had it for a long time and not known and I can still live a fulfilling life
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I am in absolute shock and sit there for about ten minutes but I have to go back to work. I walk out with a smile on my face because i dont want the people in the lobby to know anything. My mind is going 100 miles per hour and I dont know what to think.
I get back to my office finally and look over the papers again as I still cannot believe that i have HERPES!!! Im staring down the third page again and all of a sudden it clicks!!! This sheet has a females name on it that is not close to mine and was tested in another month. The third sheet is not mine and the first two sheets with negative results are mine.
I immediately call back up there and they tell me to shred that one and that it was a mixup. I do not have Herpes!!!!!!!
My life has literally flashed in front of my eyes in the last hours. I am a new man now. I feel like a million bucks and am gonna get schwasted. I WIN AT LIFE lol..
The counselor finally returns to the room and he has three sheets of paper in his hand.
He gives me the first which is HIV-negative
He gives me the second which is chlamydia, gonnorhoeae, and trachomatis- negative
He gives me the third sheet which is Herpes Simplex 1 and 2. (1 is the cold sore unimportant type, and 2 is the BAD herpes)- 1 is negative... 2 is Positive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I start to ask dude mad questions like how is this possible, I have no symptoms, never had an STD, do I need to get a retest, will I get bumps in the future.
Dude calms me down and says many people dont know they have it and that I could have had it for a long time and not known and I can still live a fulfilling life
I am in absolute shock and sit there for about ten minutes but I have to go back to work. I walk out with a smile on my face because i dont want the people in the lobby to know anything. My mind is going 100 miles per hour and I dont know what to think.
I get back to my office finally and look over the papers again as I still cannot believe that i have HERPES!!! Im staring down the third page again and all of a sudden it clicks!!! This sheet has a females name on it that is not close to mine and was tested in another month. The third sheet is not mine and the first two sheets with negative results are mine.
I immediately call back up there and they tell me to shred that one and that it was a mixup. I do not have Herpes!!!!!!!
My life has literally flashed in front of my eyes in the last hours. I am a new man now. I feel like a million bucks and am gonna get schwasted. I WIN AT LIFE lol..
