I met a dude who came dolo. Said his wife went on a girls trip to Miami so he came on the cruise. Dude ended up being my right hand homie after my girl made some friends, we was wasted watching all the bad bitties.Same reason why cats sneak munchies into the movie theatre, I assume...
****'s expensive
Man, a cruise dolo soundsthough
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I wouldn't bother them. They're just trying to enjoy their vacation.
Yea cruises are hit or miss when it comes to yams, most of the times I've gone its been with family so scheming on chicks was awkward. I went as an adult with my step brothers and it was live, the best time to bag chicks is when the cruise makes stops on Islands.
Lol, you raise a point that I cannot deny.
What? You think getting some D ain't part of enjoying their vacation?
I remember talking to this one chick and her dad popped out of nowhere. Like give a brother a warning, I thought she was just there on spring break with friends.
On some straight scumbag steez...Don't expect the yambs OP. Like mentioned everyone will be wifed up. Me and my friends smashed some old white MILFs. Dead serious, they straight up told us they wanted to experience the BBC. Googled her when I got off the ship she was a senior VP, happily married with like 3-4 kids
. Peeped her name on the sneak and was curious. We had regular rooms but they had them fancy suite joints.
Damn how does that happen b. The 2nd day on royal I was passed out in the club and got carried back to my room but they ain't revoke my jointView media item 1895497Got so LIT! Passed out
Didn't know she was married honestly, but I was 23-24 so I would have done it anyway
I ended up leaving my card at the bar on accident. My boys had to sneak me drinks after that.
FhekhjdkhkhfwhjkfewjkDamn how does that happen b. The 2nd day on royal I was passed out in the club and got carried back to my room but they ain't revoke my jointGot so LIT! Passed out
Didn't know she was married honestly, but I was 23-24 so I would have done it anyway. Peeped her name on the sneak and was curious. We had regular rooms but they had them fancy suite joints.
U the goat.
. I did notice on the last night the "club" tends to be packed, so make sure you hit that up. Also, if you're a tall dude good luck sleeping and showering. 
Crazy *** trip, we ended up taking a couple of homies who have never left their neighborhood so they was acting a fool. Everybody kinda knew us everywhere we went. I smashed the MILF just off the strength of hanging with my boy who was going at her friend.
Once we landed in Mexico we found a weed guy and rented a couple scooters. I ain't do it tho, wasn't tryna be kidnapped riding all over the place. (See friend who's never been outta town)
One of my boys plays BJ and ended up winning like $2500 so his trip was basically paid for and we was balling out. On the last night everyone was partied out so we left him and he's like man I ain't get no sleep last night......I lost all that ****
When you get back on land it feels like the whole world is moving.
You always have to take it THERE, huh
I found a cruise with a full sized basketball court on it, I'm tryna figure out the logistics of being coordinated on a boat.
why not just swallow a balloon?
