Things people do that you dont understand

Ill piss all over your bathroom
Drunken piss all over the tp roll, rug, towels.

And youll clean up after me.

I put that on everything thats religous.

Ima piss on your mommas sink wit the drain closed and drop a turd in the toilet water tank you ***** you.
 
Ill piss all over your bathroom
Drunken piss all over the tp roll, rug, towels.

And youll clean up after me.

I put that on everything thats religous.

Ima piss on your mommas sink wit the drain closed and drop a turd in the toilet water tank you ***** you.

I will piss in your punch bowl at your next birthday party or your kids next birthday party, shove 3 toilet paper rolls down your toilet and flush it 5 times and s*** in your shower b i dont give a dern.

FYI that's not yellow Gatorade in your fridge, but you're more than welcome to drink it.

It's usually served warm
 
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People that piss on the toilet seat and floor in public restrooms, are you Stevie Wonder can you not see? How even fam?
 
Ill piss wherever in a public because it's usually piss wherever whe I get there.

It all depends on where im at.
 
Not a fan of the chip.

I feel like it takes just as much time as the swipe.
I also feel like the chip should have preceded the swipe.

The swipe just has more action.

I asked the guy even tho i had a chip if i could swipe he said no.

There should be an option to swipe
there's no option however if the chip can't be read, after the third attempt the machine will let you Swype the card. The reason why all the major retailers have moved to the chip it's because of fraud. If you still allow consumers to swipe and it's fraud the store/ company is liable .. If you use the chip and it's fraud the card company it's liable. Funny thing is that chips are already hacked .. SMH.. Same thing with Apple pay or Google pay ...there are hacks out there ...


Ppl who fall for I can turn $200 into $2000 scams. When money gram scamming was the thing my cousin almost fell for it. Dude was on his way to the bank when I had to break it to him that it was a scam :lol: :smh:
you be surprise man .. There's a scam right now where they call you give you all your info say they are from IRS or something along those line and they have officers going to your house .
. if you don't pay the debtthey claim you will be going to jail ... The only way to pay is by itunesgifr cards to target or Visa gift cards etc... Basically they but the gift car read the number and you put of 2000 bucks ... It has been happening and been successful. Shot is ridiculous ..
 
When people think just because they're in the "slow" lane, that means they can go 25mph in a 50mph area.
 
Watch the SD channel when there's an HD one.

My girl and her family swear that they can't tell the difference between SD and HD.. and we have a 56" plasma.

:stoneface:

I'll turn my TV on and cringe at the SD, and when I ask her why she wasn't watching in HD she says it's because there's no difference. :x
 
Watch the SD channel when there's an HD one.

My girl and her family swear that they can't tell the difference between SD and HD.. and we have a 56" plasma.

:stoneface:

I'll turn my TV on and cringe at the SD, and when I ask her why she wasn't watching in HD she says it's because there's no difference. :x

Are they blind? The sd channels look so damn blurry and hurt your eyes when watching them.
 
Watch the SD channel when there's an HD one.

My girl and her family swear that they can't tell the difference between SD and HD.. and we have a 56" plasma.

:stoneface:

I'll turn my TV on and cringe at the SD, and when I ask her why she wasn't watching in HD she says it's because there's no difference. :x

Are they blind? The sd channels look so damn blurry and hurt your eyes when watching them.

I've been with my girl 4 years and at this point I honestly can't tell if they're srs or trolling me.

If I die young, I'm afraid they're going to pick a horrible quality picture of me to put by my casket. Talmbout "what a great picture of him". :smh:
 
My aunt made a family scrapbook and for my pic she took a pic off my fb of me wasted. Made me look like I was the family drunk.
 
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