What asinine stuff do you do when drunk?

[respect it]

I don't know how to stop. Each drink I consume is even more enjoyable than the last

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

im the worst drunk texter ever i usually get my phone taken away from me lol the worst is the next morning looking at my sent texts and being soo embarrased 

 

[marcaristorenas]

I give people high fives with extreme force!

 

[an dee 51o]

I'm really ashamed of this, but I used to drive buzzed all the time. I was drinking pretty heavily at the time so I was used to it, but I have no excuses. I don't drink any more, but I will NEVER, EVER drink and drive again. I'm incredibly lucky I never hurt anyone, got hurt, or got pulled over.

 

[Nouss]

Is this a drunk story thread or just how one is when they are drunk?

Cuz i got stories for days.

Not too long ago my brother and I spent the weekend in jail because we got into a fist fight....with each other. SMH

 

[young halo]

I buy drinks for everyone I turn into that friendly guy who wants everyone to be as drunk as he is

this is me. always coppin a bottle when we go out (no humble brag)

 

[Deleted member 38182]

I'm really ashamed of this, but I used to drive buzzed all the time. I was drinking pretty heavily at the time so I was used to it, but I have no excuses. I don't drink any more, but I will NEVER, EVER drink and drive again. I'm incredibly lucky I never hurt anyone, got hurt, or got pulled over.

what made you change this

 

[an dee 51o]

I'm really ashamed of this, but I used to drive buzzed all the time. I was drinking pretty heavily at the time so I was used to it, but I have no excuses. I don't drink any more, but I will NEVER, EVER drink and drive again. I'm incredibly lucky I never hurt anyone, got hurt, or got pulled over.

what made you change this

I'm an addict/ alcoholic, so I'm trying to stay away from anything of that sort. I didn't really equate buzzed driving with drunk driving until I sobered up and realized how dumb I was being.

 

[Trey Bantz]

I try to destroy everything in my path.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

I'm really ashamed of this, but I used to drive buzzed all the time. I was drinking pretty heavily at the time so I was used to it, but I have no excuses. I don't drink any more, but I will NEVER, EVER drink and drive again. I'm incredibly lucky I never hurt anyone, got hurt, or got pulled over.

what made you change this

I'm an addict/ alcoholic, so I'm trying to stay away from anything of that sort. I didn't really equate buzzed driving with drunk driving until I sobered up and realized how dumb I was being.

damn man, glad you're doing better tho

 

[spamandsugar]

My drunk text game is top notch 

Me too 

Personally, I just basically come outta my shell. I say things I would usually hold in (most of the time those things aren't too stupid).

I hit on a lot more women than I usually would. I talk to everyone.

I'm a pretty friendly drunk, but I also get cranky every now and then if someone rubs me the wrong way.

I get pretty self conscious when I'm drunk tho and don't want people seeing me sloppy and whatnot, but I've been told I actually keep it together pretty well.

I'm just overall a blast when I'm drunk and do whatever the hell I want for the most part with no dambs given. 

 

[T Lo Sweater]

eat *****

 

[Mark Antony]

Well last time I ended up kissing on this fat chick and it cost me other yambs for the night. Matter of fact, getting drunk has lost me many yambs, I need to stop.

 

[imajerk]

I whip it out.....imcereal