You Have No Business In The Hood If....

[andretti]

Peanut butter and jelly mixed in a bowl with crackers.

 

[blacklion23]

If you never mixed jelly with your grits.

 

[hugheyfreeman]

if ya everybodyin the hood dont know your grandma and know she sells freeze cups. When you played marbles all day. Wearin ya moms flip flaps.

 

[SIETE TRES LA]

When mom dukes would ask for no cheese @ McDonalds drive through cause she was going to microwave some cheese on that joint when we got home.







Low-key that kinda hurt my soul typing that

 

[KingdomFlatbush]

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What yall boogie Park Slope boys know about this hood ****?

 

[python]

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way back they had salsa fries and they were my favorite.

 

[burneymac83]

You never put water in the bottle of ketchup, bbq sauce (insert whatever condiment ) when its basically gone. Add a lil squirt of water, shake the bottle and you got a lil more to work with now..albeit watery.

And if you never put old batteries in the freezer.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

If you order actual Chinese dishes from the local spot.

I did this once at a chinese spot.
Not in the hood but a pretty sketchy area.

I was like

"Let me get the number 14"

The lady was like
"Four teen?!!??

I was like yea 14 lol.

She was like "one.....four.....right??"

I waa like
"Lol yea"

Then she yelled out the order to the cook and this dude came out like

"U wan da numba fourteen? ?!!!"

I was like " YES NUMBER 14"

He was like
"We have wings lunch special with house fried rice"

I was like
"Dog gimmie the 14 lol.

They hooked me UP tho

 

[doozy122]

I wonder what was in the number 14?

 

[SlunderKingpin]

If your revolver has en extended clip...

 

[Nike Still Sux]

Never had one of these and went Dizzy Gillespie with the box afterwards

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[wayniac211]

swept the carpet
Hand me downs
Learned how to wash clothes at the laundromat
Got your 1st bike from a cluck

 

[blacklion23]

Never used dish detergent to make a bubble bath

 

[aalisupreme]

Never iron dried your clothes after "washing" them with a wash cloth and soap/dish detergent

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Never iron dried your clothes after "washing" them with a wash cloth and soap/dish detergent

When I was younger I just to put the oven at 200 and hang my undies over it.

20 mins tops. Wild dangerous. Burnt a few pairs of boxers that way.

 

[supermanblue79]

If your revolver has en extended clip...
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... that's loaded in backwards.

 

[blacklion23]

Never used corn starch to crease your jeans

 

[301216baller]

If your revolver has en extended clip...
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Lmaooooooo I'm ****** dead

 

[the qbz]

If you expect reasonable prices for bread and milk at the corner store

If you think the game room is an arcade

If you hate the smell of barbecue from thr months of may til october

 

[Based Jesus]

Never used dish detergent to make a bubble bath

I havent had a bubble bath in so long idk wtf was even used to make them

 

[$EA$ON$ Change]

If you've never hung up a wet shirt the night before and had shoulder pads the next morning, then try to iron them out.

 

[wr]

If you never been or don't know where the candy house is.

If you not eating home cooked leftovers at work out a to go container too sturdy to throw away.

 

[doublemesh96]

If you've never put that on everything you love

 

[aNYone]

If you dont save the homemade iced tea or wonton soup plastic containers from the Chinese spot.

 

[SneakerProSr.]

If you don't know how to make "gourmet" Government chesse sandwiches.