A seal walks into a club.

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

So martin luther king jr walks into a bar

bartender says: what'll it be? Martin replies "just a bottle of water" Bartender gives it to him with no charge, Martin replies "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last"

this was so bad i bursted out laughing

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

So martin luther king jr walks into a bar

bartender says: what'll it be? Martin replies "just a bottle of water" Bartender gives it to him with no charge, Martin replies "free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last"

this was so bad i bursted out laughing

 

[bk201]

Lol I ruined the joke.
Go to Youtube.
Search
def jam comedy-Lavell Crawford
It's the first video. It's 5:28 long.
Start at 3:45.
Lulz are guaranteed or your time back.

 

[bk201]

Lol I ruined the joke.
Go to Youtube.
Search
def jam comedy-Lavell Crawford
It's the first video. It's 5:28 long.
Start at 3:45.
Lulz are guaranteed or your time back.

 

[ihust1e]

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[ihust1e]

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[pharelfor3]

Originally Posted by iHust1e

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[pharelfor3]

Originally Posted by iHust1e

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

[h2]Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.[/h2]

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by yomegaaa

What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by yomegaaa

What's the difference between Saturn and LeBron James? They're both big and full of gas, but at least Saturn has rings.

 

[soundnfury]

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana..na....! Banana..na...








































(sing to the tune of 5th symphony)

 

[soundnfury]

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana..na....! Banana..na...








































(sing to the tune of 5th symphony)

 

[ruxxx]

*watches Lavell Crawford vid on YouTube*
Goodnight.

 

[ruxxx]

*watches Lavell Crawford vid on YouTube*
Goodnight.

 

[cornzilla]

This was probably said on here before but
What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Give me a minute to get hard I just got laid by a chick.

 

[cornzilla]

This was probably said on here before but
What did the egg say to the boiling water?

Give me a minute to get hard I just got laid by a chick.

 

[plumber e 20]

how do you keep 100 virgins in suspense?

 

[plumber e 20]

how do you keep 100 virgins in suspense?

 

[36 ounces]

More jokes...super bored at work

 

[36 ounces]

More jokes...super bored at work